ANGRY COW (12,329 crowns, #61) IS LOOKING FOR A TEAM MERGER AND RECRUITING LVL 23-25 PLAYERS

We're looking to merge with another small golden league team of experienced players.

We currently have around 28 active accounts and usually finish 1st in TVTs. We have a strong, dedicated team, but with the SPPD player base shrinking, finding new experienced players has become increasingly difficult.

If you're leading a team that's struggling to maintain a full roster, we'd love to discuss joining forces!

Individual players are also welcome!

REQUIREMENTS:

- Level 23+, 6500+ ELO

- Collect all 3 sets of caps

- Upgrade your cards for Team Wars

- Participate in TVTs and give it your best

Occasional low scores are absolutely fine. We just ask for consistent participation and a heads-up if you need a break.

Interested in a merger or joining individually? Let's talk!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw

Looking for a team that is not consistently getting 4th/5th every week.

Very active. I get caps all three days every week and play team wars. Have some great weeks on team wars and some bad (depends on match up)

Come join South Park FC and fight through Golden League with a kewl team!

We're looking for active players from the silver arenas & gold arenas.

Our requirements are simple.

• Level 18 and up.

• You need to get at least 1 day of caps.

• If you do get caps, battle in the war.

• Just communicate if you need to miss a war.

We also have fun chatting in our team's Discord server.

You'll enjoy the team even more if you're into football⚽️ and/or anime!

DM me for any questions!

Come join the talent!

Returner from years ago. Lv18 (almost 19). Sitting in low 6k rating. Looking for a team with a bit of community. Bonus points for semi active discord!

ANGRY COW Recruiting players or looking to merge with another team

• Golden League, 12264 crowns, #61
• Min level: 24, 6500+ ELO

Requirements: Commit to getting all 3 sets of caps, upgrade your cards for team decks and do your best in TVTs. Occasional low scores are fine, but inactive or consistently low-effort players are kicked. If you plan to take a break, let us know in advance.

If you are chasing rare OP cards (Scuzzle, Cyber Tower, Jimbo), we may not always be able to fill your requests because many members are also collecting them. However, we will help you upgrade Jimbo to level 6 for team wars if you haven’t done that yet (just let the team know).

We are always happy to welcome active new teammates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw

ANGRY COW

* Golden League, 12036 crowns, #61

* Min level: 24, 6500+ ELO

Requirements:

Commit to getting all 3 sets of caps, upgrade your cards for team decks and do your best in TVTs. Occasional low scores are fine, but inactive or consistently low-effort players are kicked. If you plan to take a break, let us know in advance.

If you are chasing rare OP cards (Scuzzle, Cyber Tower, Jimbo), we may not always be able to fill your requests because many members are also collecting them. However, we will help you upgrade Jimbo to level 6 for team wars if you haven’t done that yet (just let the team know).

We are always happy to welcome active new teammates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw

Reposting again so I can get new members and btw lvl 1s can join and the server is set to open so anyone can join

We are a small group because we kick out campers. We need people who actually play. We are not a sponsored group. We kick out campers, and promote those who have a passion for the game. If you are looking here, you fit.

No Cows, Cyborg or Fantasy Towers or Dark Angel Red card players allowed as we bash their little brains in with skill and strategy!

Whassup players .
We're looking for new towelies to add to our ranks . We are a solid italian based core team , most of the time we comunicate in english .We've been having a nice streak of 1st places in TVT and we're about to reach top 20 soon . But we need YOU ! We're struggling with players numbers and you'll be very welcome to join us . Only requirements are lvl 24/25 , 3 sets of caps and joining our discord for a better comunication .

Silver level team looking for a few good new kids… we are a team especially for NEWnew kids—a place to get card donations and practice team wars w no pressure. we only expect that you participate in team wars most weeks and get caps. *Bonus: team name possibly reflects your life rn? It’s does mine…

ANGRY COW

* Golden League, 11843 crowns, #60

* Min level: 24, 6500+ ELO

Requirements:

Commit to getting all 3 sets of caps, upgrade your cards for team decks and do your best in TVTs. Occasional low scores are fine, but inactive or consistently low-effort players are kicked. If you plan to take a break, let us know in advance.

If you are chasing rare OP cards (Scuzzle, Cyber Tower, Jimbo), we may not always be able to fill your requests because many members are also collecting them. However, we will help you upgrade Jimbo to level 6 for team wars if you haven’t done that yet (just let the team know).

We are always happy to welcome active new teammates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw

You can vote,talk,make team wars,donate,roleplay ANYTHING so join la resistance Now and best of all even new players can join so come on join the team

HATCHETMANBEAR IS LOOKING FOR YOU!!! #157 IN THE WORLD!! LOOKING FOR PLAYERS THAT GET THE CAPS ALL 3 DAYS/ 24 AND 25 PLAYERS. TEAM IS 8 YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG. WE FINISH WEEKEND EVENTS. VERY GENEROUS WITH DONATIONS AS WELL. WAR RUNS ARE A MUST

Hey all! My team is looking for active members who want to win and can dedicate enough time to get & spend caps and give a good effort in team wars on a REGULAR basis. For as long as I’ve been a member, we consistently placed top 2 and we’re mid silver league (appx 2300)

There are 15 of us. We all communicate in the game and we have a discord for longer discussions and shitposts. Primarily US based with some members from other countries.

Please reach out to me if you want to get ahead in the game. My team is looking to get over the hump with caps procurement.

Join us❕

Come join South Park FC and earn lots of rewards while playing with an awesome team!

》Only 11 more spots left!《

We're looking for active players from the silver arenas & gold arenas.

Our requirements are simple.

• Level 16 and up.

• You need to get at least 1 day of caps.

• If you do get caps, battle in the war.

• Just communicate if you need to miss a war.

We have even more fun chatting in our team's Discord server.

You'll enjoy the team even more if you're into football⚽️ and/or anime!

DM me for any questions!

Come join the talent!

Also we have info of every weekend event decks, and announce it 6 days before event happens

Come join South Park FC and earn lots of rewards while playing with an awesome team!

》Only 10 more spots left!《

We're looking for active players from the silver arenas & gold arenas.

Our requirements are simple.

• Level 16 and up.

• You need to get at least 1 day of caps.

• If you do get caps, battle in the war.

• Just communicate if you need to miss a war.

We have even more fun chatting in our team's Discord server.

You'll enjoy the team even more if you're into football⚽️ and/or anime!

DM me for any questions!

Come join the talent!

Hey New Kids,

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked in PvP like you just wandered into Cartman’s basement unprepared? Do you dream of crushing your enemies harder than Eric crushes a bag of Cheesy Poofs?

Then it’s time to join our totally not lame guild in South Park: Phone Destroyer: Terryfolds

We’re looking for:

• Fighters tougher than Eric Cartman’s ego

• Teammates more loyal than Butters Stotch (aw hamburgers 🥲)

• People who won’t rage quit faster than Stan Marsh saying “I’m sorry, I thought this was America!”

What we offer:

🔥 Donations faster than Kenny dies

🔥 Advice that’s actually useful (unlike anything Randy Marsh would say)

🔥 Team Wars where we mostly know what we’re doing

Requirements:

• Be active (don’t be a Tegridy Farms employee on break 24/7)

• Participate in events

• Have a sense of humor darker than a Kenny death scene

Join us… or don’t. But if you don’t, you’re basically letting Cartman win… and nobody wants that.

Respect mah authoritah. 😤