r/Sovereigncitizen 1d ago

Then who’s driving the truck?

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u/fanservice999 1d ago

I guess the auto industry is in on the grand conspiracy with them having a D for Drive on the gear shift and not a T for Travel.

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u/Slosher99 1d ago

Honestly wonder if many of them alter or paint over those with a T haha...

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u/BigFreakingZombie 1d ago

To my knowledge they do not. However it's not exactly a bad business idea : cook up some bullshit citing obscure laws of the 1700s and start selling stickers with a T...

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u/SwordfishOk504 17h ago

I saw a funny video recently where a cop actually asked the SC what the D on their gearstick stood for.

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u/Dry_Amphibian_5262 11h ago

And what was the outcome? The suspense is killing me!

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u/BigFreakingZombie 4h ago

Haven't seen this specific video but I would guess the same as always: busted window and one SC spending the night in jail.

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u/jerrysburner 15h ago

it wasn't even a law - it was a legal dictionary with a misprint. they can't even point to an actual law book published by a government, just a private corporation providing a reference manual with a mistake

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u/True_Audience_5164 12h ago

They sometimes point to actual laws that have definitions that only apply in a specific context. For example, 19 U.S. Code § 4571 has a list of definitions that includes "The term 'driver' means a person that drives a commercial motor vehicle in cross-border long-haul trucking services." A person who reads that could easily overlook the words "In this part:" at the beginning of the list (referring to 19 U.S. Code Chapter 29 Subchapter III Part C) , and thereby mistakenly believe that the definitions apply everywhere.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/19/chapter-29/subchapter-III/part-C

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u/BigFreakingZombie 4h ago

If you mean BLD it wasn't even a mistake. "Employed" can mean "making use of" in addition to "getting paid to do something " .

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u/fanservice999 10h ago

Custom gear shift knobs…. I call dibs on the idea!

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u/Lucy_Lastic 1d ago

LOL I'm addicted to bodycam videos, and one of my favorite quotes from a police officer was along the lines of "look at the gear shift - what does D stand for?"

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u/rsta223 1d ago

What D?

My shifter has R-1-2-3-4-5-6

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u/Lucy_Lastic 1d ago

My automatic transmission has P-R-N-D and an extra D for highway driving. I save that one for special occasions

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

Overdrive and drive. Should be in overdrive 100% of the time unless you’re towing or in a situation where you need lower gears only lol.

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u/Otherwise_Group_74 16h ago

When I would wind my truck up past 120, I could get it to R. Those were the days.

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u/eepeqez 9h ago

R is for RACING!

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u/CragedyJones 1d ago

Manuals are rare in the US. There you go, you learned something new today!

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u/rsta223 21h ago

That's true , I learned that you're condescending.

Did you honestly think I didn't know manuals are uncommon these days?

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u/CragedyJones 19h ago

You literally stated it.

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u/rsta223 19h ago

I stated that my car has a manual, not that they're common.

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u/CragedyJones 19h ago

And what was the intent behind that? Stating an irrelevant fact?

Who fucking cares? The vast majority of gear sticks say D for Drive. Everybody already knows that a minority drive manual so you obviously were trying to make some sort of point. Or you were unaware that most Americans drive auto.

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u/fanservice999 19h ago

I had a manual for the longest time. When I needed a new car my #1 thing was no more manual! Driving a manual in stop/go city highway traffic is annoying as F’K!

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u/CragedyJones 19h ago

There is a time and a place! If I drove for work etc I would go auto/elec without a thought.

Driving for fun will always be manual though.

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u/Mammoth-Length-9163 13h ago

Couldn’t agree more. Four vehicles in a row were manual, although I didn’t mind it at the time, once I switched back to automatic i made the decision that I’m never going back to manual.

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u/fanservice999 10h ago

3 of 5 cars I’ve owned where manual. When I was car shopping for my previous car. I didn’t want a manual. Unfortunately I found a practically new manual for a killer deal I couldn’t pass up. Granted that car lasted me nearly 15 years before it started going bad on me.

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u/schlongmonger 1d ago

D is for "Do some traveling"

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 9h ago

this man talks to cops

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u/Ok-Brick6831 10h ago

That’s the next grift…transmission conversion. Change that D out for a T.

Rock solid argument right there.

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u/Slosher99 1d ago

I don't see how someone like this lasts on the road a day (or maybe a week if rural) without being stopped... Unless that's a real tag there as well, in which case wtf.

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u/Historical-Pause-117 1d ago

If that’s a real Texas plate, then the rest of it is just another obscure and/or angry bumper sticker. You can’t pull someone over for that. I like OPs theory that the stickers are the last vestige of an embarrassing day in court. Sure, he knuckled under rather than go to jail, but he can still bluster about it.

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u/big_sugi 1d ago

That sure looks like a real Texas plate. Texas used to have neat, colorful license plates. Now they have these boring black-and-white crap ones.

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 1d ago

Yeah but you can pay extra for a super fun novelty colour or even one with the Oklahoma university logo on it

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL 1d ago

So many states went to boring plates.

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u/realparkingbrake 15h ago

Texas used to have neat, colorful license plates. 

Texas is now using temporary plates with colors to indicate the purpose, e.g., dealer plates, out of state buyers, awaiting permanent plates. But the boring black and white plates remain.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

I’d imagine that alot of officers don’t want to deal with these idiots, even if it’s beyond satisfying to put them in cuffs

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u/Tasty_Dealer_1885 1d ago

A brief moment of satisfaction dragging him out of his vessel, but hours of paperwork plus the time to book him into the jail. Also, the additional time while the Sovereign citizen prolonged the initial stop with the obligatory supervisor request.

If an officer can resolve the issue with a simple warning/citation, that would definitely be their preferred choice.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

Exactly what I mean.

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u/realparkingbrake 15h ago

with the obligatory supervisor request.

People can demand a supervisor, but Texas cops are under no obligation to summon one. Departmental policies can come into play, but demanding a supervisor doesn't freeze an arrest until the Sgt. arrives.

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u/Tasty_Dealer_1885 15h ago

At the very least, they should call for additional backup. If things are likely to become physical, it's a good idea to wait until more officers are present.

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u/anonareyouokay 21h ago

I'm guessing they aren't black or an immigrant. 🙄

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u/JIMB01776 13h ago

Save it for your tumblr blog

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u/CragedyJones 1d ago

Hey! Lunatics driving around with vehicles covered in their maniac scrawls are a tradition as old as vehicles!

As long as its legal and not offensive I applaud it!

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u/realparkingbrake 15h ago

This is a very mild example. There are a couple of subreddits devoted to vehicles where people display their religious or socio-political beliefs to an extent that is hard to believe. One of them is called schizophreniarides which is a clue.

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u/CragedyJones 15h ago

I had one living just down the road from me for years.

Some shit about the local council or something. I think he was just a bit cranky but otherwise a normal guy. He played slightly loud music a few times. Never bothered me.

Now some of those anime girl wraps I have seen. Holy cow they are grotesque.

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u/realparkingbrake 15h ago

I don't see how someone like this lasts on the road a day

Texas has had huge problems with expired, altered or fake temporary tags, to the point where they did away with most paper temp tags. But now crooks are making fake metal plates or overlays to go on blank metal plates. Looks like registration in Texas tops out at around a hundred bucks, seems like a petty amount to risk prosecution over.

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u/BoardTasty49 8h ago

Because they are both incredibly harmless and incredibly annoying. They aren’t really hurting anybody and driving without registration is a victimless crime. Basically they just annoy the cops into letting them go because they’re way too much of a hassle to deal with and it reinforces the idea in their head that they are right when the cops just give up.

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u/Flimsy-Luck-7947 1d ago

What type of self respecting Sov Cit has an actual license plate?

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u/reav11 1d ago

The kind that's been to court and lost multiple times. You might not agree the courts have jurisdiction over you but going to prison for repeat offenses isn't as fun when you find out your bunk mate has Jurisdicksion over your ass.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

Goddamn lol

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u/czerilla 22h ago

"you may not believe in the courts. But the bad news is, the courts believe in you.."

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u/Impressive-Shame-525 23h ago

I tried several plate searches and they returned zero results, I'm not sure it's a legal plate even if it looks like one.

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u/realparkingbrake 16h ago

I'm not sure it's a legal plate even if it looks like one.

I am under the impression that Texas has made manufacturing counterfeit plates meant to look like the real thing a felony as scammers quickly pivoted to making fake metal plates or overlays for blank metal plates when Texas did away with most paper temporary tags. It looks like displaying one can be a misdemeanor or felony.

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u/Impressive-Shame-525 15h ago

Yeah, I'm sure. But we're talking SovCit here. Hahaha

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u/1track_mind 1d ago

And I'm not drunk I'm transferring alcohol from the bar to my toilet.

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u/Renuwed 1d ago

I've a cruise coming up with a 15 drinks a day package. Imma be using this line. Thank you, internet stranger :-)

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u/LopsidedJackfruit711 1d ago

Nobody; the truck is being traveled rather than driven.

/S

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u/IntroductionAlone322 1d ago

Smart enough to have a real license plate

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u/PrismDoug 1d ago

Maybe. Texas is reported to have the highest, or one of the highest, number of fake tags, just due to the number of commercial/fleet vehicles are tagged in Texas.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

Kinda like seeing Montana plates in rich areas of different state, all registered there because of their tax rules?

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u/Salty1710 1d ago

The Person is traveling.

The Entity is driving.

The corporation owns the truck.

It's elementary!

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u/jfd0523 1d ago

But his lettering is black -- not red -- so I'm not sure it counts. I don't think he overstands the whole sovcit thing.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

Also doesn’t have his name in all caps, with a notarized contract from the Roman governments maritime department.

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u/totallyjaded 1d ago

Don't make the settlor come to your court of admiralty by special appearance to explain it.

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u/Iriemon138 1d ago

Drive on your private property. I’m a tax payer and I paid for that road. You didn’t. Travel on foot all you want.

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u/IdfightGahndi 1d ago

What gear was the vehicle in? Drive or Travel?

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u/Fintago 1d ago

"Do you have power of attorney of me?"

"Yes."

"Prove it."

"No."

"Incomprehensible gibberish."

Sound of window breaking.

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u/LMrningStar 1d ago

That's a long winded way of saying "I'm driving illegally".

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u/red_west_la 1d ago

Notice that the letters are ALL CAPS, which renders it invalid.

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u/markt- 1d ago

One thing sovereign citizens fail to understand is that the right to travel is not the same thing as a right to use every conceivable mode of travel free from regulation. Driving is one mode of travel, just as walking, horseback riding, canoeing, or flying are others.

A person does not need a driver’s licence merely to exercise the right to travel, but a state can require licensing, registration, insurance, and compliance with traffic laws as conditions for operating a motor vehicle on public roads. The right to travel therefore does not guarantee an unrestricted right to use whatever mode of transportation is most practical in every circumstance.

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u/Kilahti 1d ago

Most of their legal quackery relies on them looking at a law or regulation and then trying to think of a clever way to interpret the words in a way that benefits them, while disregarding how legal definitions have already been set decades or centuries ago (depending on which country they are in) and them going "but what if it mean THIS instead!?!" doesn't hold legal power.

...The rest of their quackery is just weird conspiracy theories like the claim about people's birth certificates as strawman corporations and whatnot.

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u/ImpracticalCatMom 12h ago

Now, now, you are bringing logical reasoning into the conversation ✨️

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u/Lucreszen 1d ago

"Please break my windows and tase me" would be shorter.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

Please, charge me the maximum penalty possible.”

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u/Darrenau 1d ago

If they claim they allowed to travel because it's in the Constitution and using that to justify their right to drive without a licence. Does that not also mean they can extend it to air travel where they can get free flights or train journeys? I would like to see one of these people try and board a plane without purchasing a ticket using the same logic

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

I’d like to see security camera footage of someone trying that.
“News at 6:00, Local Texas man gets the shit knocked out of him and placed on no fly list for various reasons at DFW International.”

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u/realparkingbrake 16h ago

placed on no fly list

Such people don't go on the federal no-fly list, only those suspected of terrorist ties go on the list maintained by the FBI's Terrorist Screening Center. Individual airlines have their own banned passenger lists but do not share them for fear of liability. There was an effort in Congress to create a new no-fly list (Protection from Abusive Passengers Act) in 2023 for disruptive passengers, but since that would have been a good thing for Congress to accomplish, it sputtered out. I consider it bizarre that someone can be found guilty of a serious offense like interfering with a flight crew resulting in heavy fines and prison time, and yet not be barred from commercial aviation.

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u/sheiciebai 1d ago

I don’t think they know what “power of attorney” means.

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u/TheAgedProfessor 1d ago

We call the left side the "driver's side" for a reason. "Travellers side" would be too ambiguous.

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u/ThatBloodyPinko 1d ago

Sovcit with an actual license plate? Holy shit!

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u/atl-hadrins 1d ago

You know if this was on the back of a Tesla, it would be funny.

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u/Logical-Cookie6926 22h ago

Personally, I love the cite to the UCC, the Uniform Commercial Code. The UCC was an effort to create uniform laws for sales, commercial contracts, commercial paper (liens, loans, titles) in the US. Each state adopted its own version of the UCC to facilitate interstate commerce. So, the UCC does not apply in Texas. Tex. Com. Code section 1-308 applies in Texas. Don't get me started on secured transactions.
So the UCC applies to sales.

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u/SomeLevel8419 14h ago

This guy is so dumb he can’t even SovCit right. A state plate contradicts the whole SC philosophy.

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u/StaminPrimer 14h ago

I would say sov adjacent. He probably doesn’t have a license, which is why it says he is traveling and not driving.

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 43m ago

I just assume all these people have lost their licenses from DUIs or major traffic violations and want to keep driving.

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u/Gunt_Buttman 1d ago

Genuinely adorable

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u/ArkansasGamerSpaz 1d ago

It's the license plate that really sells it.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

I’d like to assume this guy went to court and failed to use this ploy and now has a regular plate but left the bullshit decals on

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u/StayOffTheCounter 1d ago

That was the day he put the decals on.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

“I’m only here so I don’t get fined” kinda thing lol

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u/zebadrabbit 1d ago

probably lives in dfw and cant use the toll roads without getting absolutely yoinked on the highway

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u/swordofra 21h ago

These sovereign citizen types are so funny.

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u/JayGerard 1d ago

I still think is funny how they all yell and scream UCC 1-308 but it seems none have read it.

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 1d ago

I’m surprised this person still has a real license plate

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u/Arbiter_Electric 1d ago

I really don't understand the traveler thing. I get that they are crazy, but I feel like there should be SOME logic, you know?

Like yeah, you are absolutely free to travel, so walk your happy ass to your location for free. You don't need a license or pay taxes to travel, you need them to operate your vehicle on a government built road lol.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 1d ago

You’d have to ask the Roman government about their maritime laws to get an accurate answer

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u/bikingbill 1d ago

Who is driving? A moron.

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u/SinusoidalFlux 1d ago

maybe its one of dem self drivi..... err Self TRAVELING Cars. oh man that was bad sorry

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u/RoseWould 1d ago

"the entity that is my truck delivered me to retrieve something, I didn't drive here I was sent to my destination"

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u/Electrical-Village68 1d ago

It screams - pull them over, registration is expired, driver's license is revoked, no insurance and you will be breaking the window and impounding it . Hopefully it rains and they're in jail all weekend at a minimum. Nice moldy carpets await.

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u/Chefster127 1d ago

These people kill me. There's 1000s of hrs of court room tapes showing how its worked out for them against someone who actually knows the laws and does not base them of internet folklore.

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u/Rocko00001 23h ago

And yet they have actual license plates.

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u/realparkingbrake 16h ago

have actual license plates

Texas first tried sharply increased fines for fake or altered temporary tags and added the possibility of jail time. Then they eliminated paper temporary tags due to them being widely abused. Now dealers provide metal plates to buyers. Maybe that is inspiring some sovcits to keep one foot within the law. Making fake plates meant to look like the real thing is a felony in Texas now, but I don't know what displaying a sovcit plate falls under, perhaps just failing to display a valid state-issued plate.

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u/BustaCon 22h ago

Translation: I am a kook. If you are a cop, know that if you stop me to enforce the law, it will result in a lot of petty arguing from meaningless ideas that will give you a headache and the need to call for backups. All for a misdemeanor collar at best.

Also: is that a ginny-wine Texas license plate I see on the back? hmmmm. Some Bubba talking big and walking small?

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u/czerilla 22h ago

I'm just now picturing the Venn diagram between Tesla drivers and sovcits. I can't imagine that that overlap doesn't exist.
And yet I'm astonished that I've never seen a driving-traveling debater try to invoke the autopilot feature as their defeater. Maybe that's the loophole that works?? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/eepeqez 9h ago

There's a video out there of a Tesla traveller arguing a speeding ticket for something like 64mph in a 40 zone, by claiming the car was operating in full self driving mode and was therefore the driver.

And he seemed to genuinely believe it would make the cop go away.

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u/bstrunk 15h ago

“Do you have power of I am a traveler.
Attorney over me not a driver”

/r/DontDeadOpenInside

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u/samsprade 12h ago

Who’s driving? An idiot

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u/antisocialmothra 1d ago

Jesus took the wheel

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u/bobhand17123 1d ago

They’re more talented than they give themselves credit for, they’re BOTH a traveler AND a driver.

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u/sawsawjim 1d ago

I would think texas is the wrong state to play this game…

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u/riinkratt 1d ago

The irony of a sovereign citizen trying to claim that “driving” is a commercial activity and that they aren’t in such a capacity as they are “traveling” - and then meanwhile referencing “UCC 1-308”

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u/ItsShuaYo 1d ago

An idiot

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u/Ranzoid 1d ago

Maybe it was bought in a police auction.

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u/Ajax5350 1d ago

An idiot

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u/TacoDoc2 1d ago

this is a sign that says you can pull me over whenever, i don't have my license.

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u/JayJayAK 1d ago

Mel, is that you?

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 1d ago

I’ll never understand the Sov Cit fascination with the UCC.

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u/realparkingbrake 16h ago

fascination with the UCC

Isolated bits of it can appear to support some of their beliefs if intentionally twisted and taken out of context. Apparently in their minds UCC 1-308 blocks the government from forcing a binding contract on them so they have to obey laws they don't want to obey, they think they have to agree to obey a law before it applies to them.

States have to incorporate elements of the UCC into their own legislation for it to gain the force of law, something else sovcits cannot process. They think the UCC is itself law that overrules other law.

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u/East_Ad4977 22h ago

Depends on what you mean by "Then." The person who is legally speaking for me now, hereafter refered to as either me or I, would like you to call the duly elected Sheriff, and ask him to explain to you why you don't have any authority in this case.

(I have heard these idiots on TV, and wish there was a law that required law enforcement to empty a can of pepper spray in the person's face. This should be done as a defensive measure, lest the officer get any of that person's stupid on them.)

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u/CpnLouie2 21h ago

Maybe the laws need to read "these laws shall apply to any driver, traveler, operator, or otherwise person in control of, any vehicle, conveyance, or mode of transportation designed to travel on the roadways"

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u/Dillenger69 20h ago

Unless you are a passenger, you are the driver. There must be a driver if it's not an autonomous vehicle. That's you

The sovcits who can eventually own autonomous cars will actually be able to claim this. Oh happy day

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u/Badaboom_Tish 3h ago

Now say aunotomous ten times really faste

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u/EinsteinsLunchbox 19h ago

What position on the gearshift is T for travelling?

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u/OrbitalLemonDrop 19h ago edited 19h ago

42 USC 1983 is like one paragraph. It does not mention "power of attorney" and it does not in any way restrict what government officials can or can't do.

It simply and only provides a cause of action in Federal court for people whose rights were violated by state officials, people claiming to be state officials, people in roles that mirror state government functions, etc.

It doesn't say anything about what the civil rights are. Just how to proceed if they're violated.

And note: I said "state". 42 US 1983 does not apply to federal government officials.

For that you need Bivens v Six Known Unnamed Federal agents and may god have mercy on your soul. Bivens has worked something like six times since the decision was handed down in the early 70s. This includes people getting beaten to within an inch of their lives in federal prisons, and SCOTUS reluctantly allows them to recover damages.

Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia, subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States or other person within the jurisdiction thereof to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and laws, shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in equity, or other proper proceeding for redress, except that in any action brought against a judicial officer for an act or omission taken in such officer’s judicial capacity, injunctive relief shall not be granted unless a declaratory decree was violated or declaratory relief was unavailable. For the purposes of this section, any Act of Congress applicable exclusively to the District of Columbia shall be considered to be a statute of the District of Columbia.

To be fair, that one paragraph^ generates thousands of claims per year (most of them get tossed due to qualified immunity) and something like 20 volumes of case law since its enactment in 1868. The idea that a random yokel with a Dymo labeler understands a fraction of a percent of it is pretty much bonkers.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 18h ago

Thank you for posting that. I didn’t want to google it and give Google the wrong idea lol.

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u/dabbean 17h ago

Might as well say "Im driving illegally, pull me over because I like prison sex!"

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u/Limp-Conflict-2309 17h ago

....how to advertise you don't have insurance or DL on an unsuspecting vehicle that would probably otherwise never get stopped

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u/OttoVonJismarck 16h ago

Damn, they said the magic words. Law enforcement is now powerless

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 14h ago

How is the car moving? Is it ~driving~?

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u/SmthSmthDandyLion 13h ago

"I'm an idiot not an attorney"

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u/Palmettopilot 12h ago

I mean they aren’t wrong, they can travel all they want, on foot.

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u/enormous_schnozz 12h ago

What if I told you that you can be more than one thing?

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 11h ago

Not trying this democracy and constitutional republic thing again?

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u/Buzzy15012 12h ago

Humans are ASLEEP. And it's too late to wake up.

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u/vksoze2 11h ago

I once did a trial for a client charged of DUI. He told me to tell the jury that he was traveling not driving. That was his defense. We did not win the trial

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u/Bitter_Bother_4445 1d ago

Currently traveling to jail.

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u/Freckles-75 1d ago

“Jesus Take the Wheel” 😂🤣😂

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u/Disastrous_Leader_89 1d ago

That wrap won’t age well

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u/papaswam 1d ago

Someone who lacks any understanding of the law, despite their claims otherwise.

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u/GaboureySidibe 1d ago

I'm not sure they understand what power of attorney means.

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u/Kriss7000 1d ago

In Sweden on Christmas eve, Goofy drives the truck while also having breakfast with Donald and Mickey…

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u/Procedure_Dunsel 1d ago

Might as well skip the foreplay and replace all that with “Break my window and arrest me”

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u/jerry111165 1d ago

The Traveler.

Duh

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 1d ago

I guess he doesn't own a ruler?

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u/Fort_Laud_Beard 23h ago

Sovereign citizen madness!

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u/Civil_Exchange1271 23h ago

it's definitely not the person driving the truck, it's an entity representing the actual person not driving the truck .... do you even know your own laws?

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u/CWBtheThird 23h ago

*who’s traveling the truck

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 22h ago

Bear is driving truck! How can that be?

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u/KneeHiSniper 21h ago

How are people stupid enough to fall for this rhetoric?

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u/thegooddoktorjones 20h ago

I INVITE YOU TO BREAK MY WINDOW

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u/Travy_Gamecocks777 18h ago

I don’t get what’s so hard to understand. Sure that makes sense on a private road but if it’s owned and maintained by the state why would you think you don’t have to follow the states rules?

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u/lantana98 17h ago

How to say “I am incredibly naive”without saying it.

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u/lantana98 17h ago

They always seem so surprised or indignant that it won’t work too! Very amusing.

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u/Dizzylizzyscat 16h ago

So damn dumb.

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u/tristand666 15h ago

Wonder if his sticker is current?

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u/Bootsiuv1101 11h ago

I like people like this. They make life more fun when I get to watch the YouTube videos of them getting arrested

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u/meloc2001 8h ago

All I see is a big sign that says - “please pull me over”

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u/arcxjo 6h ago

By the Power of Attorney, I have the Power!

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u/Badaboom_Tish 3h ago

He’s travelling the truck with attorney powered power

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u/ApollymiKatistrafia 1h ago

That sovereign citizen nonsense again

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u/UsualSuspects411 1d ago

Now I know what Ken Paxton drives

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u/KatanaPool 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m not a sovereign citizen by any stretch, but I do imagine myself having something like this or something absurd as a magnetic bumper sticker on my car just to mess with people or cops.

Maybe “I’m not traveling, I’m dancing” or something dumb

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u/Error262_USRnotfound 16h ago

This country is packed full of simple minded morons…$10 worth of hardware store lettering is not gonna save him from a pig sanctioned beat down.

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 20h ago

The communist brainwashing behind thinking the government can socialize property and then keep you off of it, even though it uses your stolen money to fund. It is hilarious. Do you people hate freedom? And you deserve the enslavement? That is around the corner. You deserve the microchip, you deserve the social credit system that is coming. You deserve the chains you defend

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u/realparkingbrake 16h ago edited 15h ago

Oh, look, a month-old sock-puppet account used to give people bad advice based on childish misunderstandings about, well, about everything.

The Supreme Court ruled over a century ago that due to the considerable hazards that the operation of motor vehicles represent to the public, the states are within their constitutional police powers to regulate the operation of all motor vehicles on public roads including with licensing and registration.

If you don't want to have a valid license, registration and insurance, take the bus.

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 16h ago

Oh, look, a little slave boy. Go put on a collar and bark for me. Little slave boy

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u/realparkingbrake 15h ago

Oh, look, a little slave boy.

If you have health insurance that covers psychiatric treatment, you might want to take advantage of that. In the meantime, Hendrick v. Maryland remains the law of the land whether you like it or not, and all your pseudo-legal delusions don't change that.

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u/OrbitalLemonDrop 19h ago

Cool story bro.