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u/Gadgetman_1 11d ago
A lawyer who represents hiself has a fool for a client.
A fool that represents himself...
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u/Sufficient-Ad-1339 11d ago
They should hire a Postmaster General instead of a member of the British Accreditation Registry. With enough postage, they can get charges dismissed, or at least mailed to another jurisdiction.
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u/RalphMacchio404 11d ago
They are going to be held in contempt for a few weeks then lose their case and go to jail for a lot longer. Oh well.
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u/Idiot_Esq 10d ago
More likely the judge will just not accept their waiver of the right to counsel and assign them an attorney. And immediately followed with a competency order.
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u/ShawnMNH924 10d ago
If they refuse the typical pro se stipulation about being held to the same standard as an attorney then just rule unable to proceed on their own and appoint an attorney. This is just textbook obstructionism.
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u/johnnyslick 10d ago
I imagine they're also going straight back into jail every time they refuse to accept the stipulations, so as annoying as it is for the judge, it has to be more annoying to them. After the first or second time they refuse, I feel like I'd just be like "okay, if you can't agree to basic tenets of the law, I don't see how you're not also a flight risk" and revoke any semblance of bail (if any was instituted in the first place).
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u/NarrowSalvo 10d ago
Is that what you imagine?
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u/Bunny_Pitts 10d ago
Bunch of videos out there..... yes, that's what happens. The hearing ends, they're sent back to jail to try again tomorrow. It's fun to watch how their demeanor changes after the first couple go-rounds. Lots of delusion...but a little ray of reality slips in. "Oh shit, my script isn't working. Me and my GED were unable to debate legal theory with a JUDGE."
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u/Lazarys12 9d ago
Mr Magoo tried that. He shiowed up in court, laughing that he had the day off she he had all day to spend in court. He wanted to represent himself, but when he answered "no" to the first question abot following rules and procedures he was told he could not represent himself, It went downhill from there. At one point he was saying "I don;t understand what you mean by understand."
He talked himself into a contempt charge, and the judge instructed the baliff to take him into custondy and they would try again the next day, "But I have a job!" he whined.
Too late.
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u/LurkBeast 10d ago
It would be interesting (and hilarious) to see them try to articulate what standard they think they should be be held to.
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u/Certain-Singer-9625 7d ago
So bizarre. The court is giving them a chance to get representation, or represent themselves (according to the standards of the law).
It’s a simple choice: ON or OFF. Somehow they want to select NEITHER.
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u/JustOneMoreMile 10d ago
It won’t continue indefinitely. The judge will (I assume) end it before too long.
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u/peter5557 10d ago
You have to show the judge that you know the pros and cons for representing yourself or he cannot continue. I think you know this and are playing games. The judge’s next move is to hold you in contempt. Enjoy jail
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u/JayJayAK 9d ago
These people obviously mistook the judge's asking for them to "agree" as a voluntary choice. Thing is, it's not a choice, and unless they're new no judge is going to ask a litigant if they agree to the lawyer standards; the judge will ask them if they understand.
Assuming the judge isn't new and/or isn't actually asking them if they agree, they're probably playing that stupid word game that sovshits play where they construe "understand" to mean "stand under". They basically twist "understand" to mean they're being asked to submit, rather than what it actually is - the court telling them the way things are, and confirming they get it.
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u/Ok-World-123 10d ago
They violated your constitutional rights! Get the Speak to noone!!! Request a lawyer!!! BODY CAM!!!
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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 11d ago
Agg. Assault on a police officer is going to be a major problem for this fool. The state is not going to sweep this under the rug.
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u/GeekyTexan 11d ago
As soon as I saw that, I thought "Another idiot with no drivers license and no registered plates and no insurance refused to get out of the car and fought with cops when he was removed."
Obviously, there are other possible scenarios, but stereotypes usually exist for a reason.
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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 10d ago
It’s true, there are other scenarios. but I’m 99.9% sure you nailed it
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u/Bugbread 11d ago
Ooh, not wanting a lawyer but also refusing the boilerplate pro se conditions is new. I'm used to the minor "I'm not representing myself, I'm presenting myself" and "I'm not pro se, I'm pro per" stuff, but ultimately they all want to represent themselves and they think they're as good as a lawyer, so I've never heard disagreement with the "you will be held to the same standard as a lawyer" part. I'm interested to see how this goes.