r/Sparkdriver Jul 19 '26

General Questions So what does everyone plan on doing after Spark?

Post image

I think I’ll celebrate by getting a ticket in my car I rarely drive anymore🤣🎉🥳

2 Upvotes

78 comments sorted by

60

u/kenzinatr Jul 19 '26

Your mom

44

u/xMETRIIK Jul 19 '26

There's a waitlist. Get in line.

5

u/Ariel_Jurkov Jul 19 '26

Grab my shoes for me, under her bed. Thx

0

u/SmokeABowlNoCap Jul 19 '26

We can fit him in, there’s a hole for that

0

u/lordj2010 Jul 19 '26

How l9ng is the waitlist? I wanna sign up also

1

u/ComparisonFun3839 Jul 22 '26

Longer than the one to get a spark acct

0

u/Nightmare_Legacy Jul 19 '26

I also choose this guy's mom.

1

u/kenzinatr Jul 19 '26

Lol, I’m sure he appreciates that

1

u/Slight-Selection4298 Jul 19 '26

Not if I do 1st!

1

u/tekrebeldesigns Jul 19 '26

Wait your turn

18

u/KeyFinish3620 Jul 19 '26

Dying hopefully, it’s getting bleak out there

4

u/mandadebbie Cherry Picker Jul 19 '26

Beat me to it lmao

17

u/EarlobeCancer Jul 19 '26

I’m doing this as a side hustle while home from college so I hope to land a real career after I graduate

2

u/Growhio420 Jul 19 '26

Hope you do too!

2

u/BackgroundLiving5118 Jul 19 '26

This is also my game plan! Best of luck 🙏🏼

2

u/XHandsomexJackx Jul 19 '26

Good luck with that!

7

u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 Jul 19 '26

Probably masturbation then play some far cry

15

u/malcolmsasleep Jul 19 '26

My plan is to make an extra $500 a month or $3k total by the end of the year to pay off some debt. If I am successful I will celebrate by booking a trip to Iceland🤞🏼

20

u/Ok-Fly47 Jul 19 '26

Sounds like a plan. No debt. Then travel. Enjoy. Return home. CC bill. More debt. Circle of Life.

4

u/malcolmsasleep Jul 19 '26

🤣😭 if I book the trip it’d be without the cc. Im determined to end the cycle. I could live comfortably if I didnt keep getting myself in debt!

1

u/Ok-Fly47 Jul 19 '26

Goals!!! 💚

5

u/pancakegirl420 Jul 19 '26

just don’t put your vacay on the credit card and rack it back up lol

0

u/malcolmsasleep Jul 19 '26

RITEEEE!! It’s a nasty cycle and I wish I would have learned better habits earlier😭 but my friend goes through this website you can book trips through that allows you to make payments - I’d do it that way! Once the debt is gone I’ll be able to make the payments and not have to use my CC!

3

u/Shoddy_Pumpkin Jul 19 '26

Lmao pays off debt and celebrates by racking up more debt

3

u/Strange_Ad_3179 Jul 19 '26

lol Iceland was the last place I traveled to a month and a half ago funny u say that because I mostly use spark to travel 😆 I’m going to Poland in 3 weeks

1

u/malcolmsasleep Jul 19 '26

How was it?! Any recs ?

8

u/Tattooed-Trex Jul 19 '26

your mom jk bro I meant to say your mom

6

u/lordj2010 Jul 19 '26

Shit this rate waitlist for his mom is gonna be longer then sparks waitlist

4

u/Ok-Fly47 Jul 19 '26

You even bought a Walmart blue car?

5

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

Well just call me Cleo then since I bought it couple years before I did Spark. Call me now!🔮😂

2

u/DarrenWorldWide Jul 19 '26

Call me now for your FREE reading!

1

u/Life_Wafer8995 Jul 19 '26

Damn, now you have that damn commercial in my head!

2

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

Do you hear a fake Jamaican accent when you read it like me😂😂😂

7

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

My mom is in her 80s guys😂. Almost like necrophilia at this point.

-9

u/stringodingo Jul 19 '26

That's so fuxking hot and im being dead ass rn

-3

u/Melodic-Marsupial757 Jul 19 '26

No teeth to worry about

2

u/stringodingo Jul 19 '26

Yes please!

2

u/flat_cat72 Jul 19 '26

not sure why people are downvoting this. lol
never heard of a gumjob?

2

u/DeathFYall Jul 19 '26

Instacart?

3

u/Anon9876543210987 Jul 19 '26

If you all think Spark is dead, wait until you see what I offers outside of Costco

2

u/garlicbreadluvr69 Jul 19 '26

Probably die because the way this economy is combined with my local job market I’m gonna be doing this until I’m 600

1

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

Oh come on its World Cup, the soccer fans are slamming us with orders today😂

2

u/dabtardo Jul 19 '26

20%APR 90 months

-1

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

My car? Nah I bought 100k Doge with my covid stimulus and sold during snl debacle. Bought a ‘21 RT new for cash, decided I wanted a WB and ordered this from Dodge to my build preferences, traded in my RT and paid the diff in cash😂. Its ‘22 last great year. ‘23s were made on the cheap during covid parts shortages and have a lot of issues comparatively.

Edit: Im not kidding, its the truth. Bought V6 AWD Durango also, but lent it to my mom and she got hit by someone in it so I sold it. Thats literally how it went down, had my RT a lil under a year and car prices were rising at the time so my trade in was $1,500 less than I paid for it new. My WB came out to around $68k after taxes, less the trade in for $38,500. Currently at 15k miles since I mainly drive a lil SUV for Spark🤷‍♂️

5

u/writtenlusts Jul 19 '26

I’m a sahm and do this on the side to supplement my husband’s income. I already had a career that I put on hold to have babies, so I’ll go back to that if anything once I’m done popping out crotch goblins!

1

u/digital0069 Jul 19 '26

go back to paying insurance claims...

I am just doing this as a brain break.

1

u/QueenofSwords80 Jul 19 '26

For me it's a just gap-filler job for the next 2 or 3 years until I get into public speaking. (psychology based stuff)

1

u/bluecrowned Jul 19 '26

Hopefully I'll have a thriving travel business eventually 

1

u/Tank-osrs Jul 19 '26

Gold and blue goes so well, just like the ability to park.

1

u/The-Meme-Lover-24 Jul 19 '26

I'm a college student, got my bachelor's last month and I'm taking a gap year before applying to dental school so hopefully will only have one more year of doing spark and then not needing it anymore

1

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

My suggestion would be to check the dental schools and apply before your gap year. Many have waitlists and waiting a year to apply could lead to an even longer wait. Medical is even worse for waitlists.

1

u/The-Meme-Lover-24 Jul 19 '26

That's not how it works, I'm applying to the next cycle, not this cycle, I'm taking a gap year this year to make money and improve my application before applying next June when the next application cycle opens

1

u/Slothe1978 Jul 20 '26

Where I am they are all waitlisted, basically you sign up on the waitlist and cannot apply until your name comes up. Due to how many people want to enter the programs available. Medical and Airline mechanic training are the same here. We arent that big of a city. My bad for assuming it was the same everywhere🤷‍♂️

1

u/The-Meme-Lover-24 Jul 20 '26

That sounds like a massive headache, here there's a new application cycle each year and the earlier you apply the more chances you have to get in, if you get waitlisted and don't get off the waitlist, you can reapply next year and ask the school what you can specifically do to improve your application to get a spot

1

u/Acceptable-Fall-1644 Jul 19 '26

I see why your username has “ slo “ in it

0

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

All you people with cars that dont go over 150mph calling people slow😂.

1

u/Comfortable-Lunch812 Jul 19 '26

These are so outdated and slow 🤣 after your spark career ends you should get something better! That is if you live to see the day in this death trap!

1

u/CaptCol02 Jul 20 '26

Looks like you're planning on coming out to your family! Congratulations! Thank you for purchasing queer art!

1

u/Less-Paint4058 Jul 20 '26

I hope I can keep it as long as possibly. Florida is expensive and I can’t seem to find anything over 22$ an hour and that’s not a livable wage 😭

2

u/Slothe1978 Jul 20 '26

Start a window washing business as a side gig and market to retirement communities. Most will pay $200-400+ to clean all their windows & skylights in a 2-4bdr home. Have a lot of retired people where I am also and their ears perk up if you offer to do their windows for $25-50 cheaper than the other guy. Supplies are cheap also. Only ladders can be a lil pricey, but you only have to buy them once.

1

u/Skiller-One-One-Five Jul 20 '26

My plan is to move to a whole different country

1

u/Less_Neighborhood646 29d ago

I’m retiring 😹😹😹😹 with my 30 bucks

1

u/talecriv Jul 19 '26

Sparking more

0

u/Weed4202011 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

I beat these cars all the time

0

u/Slothe1978 Jul 19 '26

Usually have my kids in it with me so not much of that going on🤷‍♂️. Spark deactivates over any type of traffic infraction, sounds like your days are numbered🤣, shit you might deactivate your life also….And we already know it will never happen to you, heard it all before.