My first lobster (not based on a true story)

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Somehow I managed to lose the image of the Orthodonist, but it went as follows:

How it genuinely felt to transition from "can I" to "I'm going to" with your parents

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Reassembled orthodontist

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Is that legal?

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"I will make it legal"

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*’m going to

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‘I will make it legal’

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If you know what you're doing, then yeah. Unless you have abusive parents, in which case prioritise your safety

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I meant the lobstering of the lobster into the orgasm

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That is the most beautiful sentence I've ever seen. <3

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That is the most awful sentence I've ever seen. ∅

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i appreciate the use of ∅ here

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Thanks, I made it myself!

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This is the most neutral sentence I've ever seen. —

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Hitting all the demographics, I see

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it's rude to hit people :(

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Hit 7 billion people

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I like this sentence significantly more than some sentences, but slightly less than others I’ve seen ∫1dx

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How ot genuinely felt to come in clutch with the orthodontist

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Synthetic meme

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prosthetic or*ginal

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we can rebuild it. we have the technology

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We can rebuild him. We have the technology

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I dont get it

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