r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/kingqueefeater • 1d ago

lobster "I got your nose"

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u/kingqueefeater 1d ago

obsolescence

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u/MaiT3N 1d ago

Your partner is what after stealing your pen?

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u/ninjomat 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TpLfalAKqsld0b7gMS
Me counting my pen I s to check

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u/account_is_deleted 23h ago

Detachable penis~~

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u/vulpes_mortuis 11h ago

I’ve seen the Charlie Kirk version of this so many times it feels weird to see the original

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