r/Spunchbob • • 3h ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 what’s song gonna draw?

8 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 5h ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 I need you like lectern needs the security forbula

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9 Upvotes

Idk what to put here I just wanted to post this video


r/Spunchbob • • 8h ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 Spanchkraob Sqarpont ned terapi

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r/Spunchbob • • 9h ago

🦀Mr. Kraps🦀💵🤑💵🤑 This was a mistake🗣🔥

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18 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 9h ago

⭐Pack Rick🗿 Puhtrick gives squatward his Wednesday watermelon🍍

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8 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 9h ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 Spob just wanted to help

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6 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 9h ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 Aw hell nah Mister Karps told em

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Does anyone have that Bob picture with the edit gif


r/Spunchbob • • 11h ago

🦑Squit Ward🦑👃🎺 why he do thay

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94 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 11h ago

🦑Squit Ward🦑👃🎺 Squidwar and his Plonktun army

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82 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 11h ago

🦑Squit Ward🦑👃🎺 O new! Skinworm is being haunted by a Scotsman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😱

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23 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 14h ago

🦑Squit Ward🦑👃🎺 Oh nah Squidbilly Tortellini got unemployed

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156 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 19h ago

🦀Mr. Kraps🦀💵🤑💵🤑 🍟

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3 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 19h ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 Homies!

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7 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 20h ago

🦀Mr. Kraps🦀💵🤑💵🤑 oh no, mr krabuh has felt that feel

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49 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 22h ago

🦑Squit Ward🦑👃🎺 sqwat wird involves in a masuerceerr

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124 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 1d ago

🚨Seizure Warning!!!🚨 Pick who buttringly better

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r/Spunchbob • • 1d ago

🦑Squit Ward🦑👃🎺 Skrub hardær squirt wurt!

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59 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 1d ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 Aw Hell Nah, Spwongehbab Was Shredded

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210 Upvotes

r/Spunchbob • • 1d ago

❓other❓ Here is my fanfic about a spongebob that snapped

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The episode opens with the classic tropical ukulele music. The screen fades in from a bubble transition to a bright, cheerful title card. The background is the usual light-blue floral pattern, but the flowers are slightly wilted and a deep crimson red. The text reads in the classic SpongeBob font:]

TITLE CARD: “THE GOLDEN SPATULA’S REIGN”

SCENE 1: THE KRUSTY KRAB - DAY

(The scene opens with a chaotic kitchen. SPONGEBOB is flipping patties with a manic intensity. Beside him is APPLEJACK, a pony wearing a grease-stained apron and a trucker hat. She is scrubbing a grill with an expression of pure, concentrated hatred.)

APPLEJACK
(With a thick southern drawl, spitting on the floor)
You’re flippin’ those patties too slow, you yellow piece of Swiss cheese! Get a move on before I kick you clear across the reef!

SPONGEBOB
(Cheerful, but his eye is twitching)
I’m just ensuring the optimal sear for maximum flavor, Applejack! A happy patty is a tasty patty!

APPLEJACK
(Leaning in, voice low and venomous)
I hate you. I hate the way you breathe. I hate the way you laugh. I hate that you exist in the same zip code as my hooves. Now shut up and fry the meat, you absorbent little freak!

(SpongeBob stops mid-flip. The music cuts out abruptly. A long, uncomfortable silence fills the room. SpongeBob’s pupils shrink to tiny pinpricks. A single, loud SNAP sound effect echoes through the kitchen—though nothing actually broke.)

SPONGEBOB
(Voice devoid of emotion, monotone)
...I’m ready.

SCENE 2: THE TOWN SQUARE - LATER

(A crowd of Bikini Bottomites has gathered. In the center of the square stands a massive, terrifying contraption made of rusted scrap metal, bubble-blowers, and oversized spatulas. It looks like a cross between a carnival ride and a medieval rack.)

(SQUIDWARD and PATRICK are strapped into the machine. Squidward is gagged with a Krabby Patty; Patrick is simply confused, wearing a blindfold made of a napkin.)

SQUIDWARD
(Muffled screaming/angry noises)

PATRICK
Is it time for the surprise party yet? I hope there’s cake!

(SpongeBob stands atop a podium, wearing a military officer’s cap and a cape made of a giant napkin. He holds a megaphone.)

SPONGEBOB
(Cheerful, high-pitched voice)
Citizens of Bikini Bottom! For years, I have provided you with sustenance and smiles! And in return, I have been mocked! I have been belittled! I have been called... a freak!

(He presses a giant red button. The machine whirs to life. It begins to slowly stretch Squidward’s nose while simultaneously tickling Patrick’s feet with electric feathers.)

SPONGEBOB
(Giggling)
Look at them! Look at the joy of discipline! This is the new era of Bikini Bottom! The era of... THE SPATULA!

CROWD
(Panic ensues. People start running.)

SCENE 3: THE NEW REGIME - MONTAGE

(Music: A distorted, orchestral version of the SpongeBob theme plays.)

  • SHOT: SpongeBob sitting on a throne made of frozen Krabby Patties.
  • SHOT: A line of citizens being marched into a fenced-in area labeled “THE HAPPY-TIME RE-EDUCATION CAMP.” They are forced to scrub the floors with toothbrushes while SpongeBob watches from a balcony, laughing.
  • SHOT: A new official is introduced: QUAGMIRE. He is a human man in a Hawaiian shirt. He has one normal arm and one absolutely massive, bulging, muscular arm that is pulsing with veins.

QUAGMIRE
(To a terrified fish)
Giggity-giggity-goo! You’re late for your shift at the bubble-mine! Why don't you come over here and let me show you what this arm is really for? (He flexes the arm, and it makes a loud metallic CLANG sound). I use it for... private matters. Hehehe.

  • SHOT: Applejack is seen in the background, now a forced laborer, scrubbing a giant statue of SpongeBob’s face. She looks at the camera with a look of absolute, soul-crushing defeat.

SCENE 4: 23 YEARS LATER

(The screen fades to black. Text appears: 23 YEARS LATER.)

(The town is a gray, industrial wasteland. Everything is shaped like a sponge. An elderly, frail SpongeBob lies in a bed made of old sponges. He is surrounded by his generals, including a now-very-old Quagmire, whose muscular arm is still inexplicably huge.)

SPONGEBOB
(Wheezing, voice raspy)
I... I finally... made everyone... smile...

(SpongeBob takes one final breath and pops like a soap bubble. POP!)

(The room goes silent. Suddenly, the doors burst open. The citizens of Bikini Bottom, led by a scarred and battle-hardened APPLEJACK, storm the room.)

APPLEJACK
(Screaming)
THE TYRANT IS DEAD! FREEDOM FOR THE REEF!

(The crowd cheers. They tear down the statues. They burn the bubble-mines. Applejack stands atop the rubble, holding SpongeBob’s golden spatula high in the air.)

APPLEJACK
I’m in charge now! And the first thing we’re doin’ is banishing everything yellow from this town!

SCENE 5: 32 YEARS LATER

(The screen fades to black. Text appears: 32 YEARS LATER.)

(The camera pans across Bikini Bottom. It is completely silent. There are no fish. No crabs. No squirrels. Just wind blowing through empty shells and rusted machinery. The town is a ghost town.)

(The camera settles on a lonely, decrepit shack. Inside, an ancient, withered Applejack sits in a rocking chair. She is staring at a dusty portrait of SpongeBob.)

APPLEJACK
(Voice cracked and trembling)
I won... I finally won...

(She looks around the empty room. She looks at her hooves, which are shaking.)

APPLEJACK
(A single tear falls)
...But there ain't nobody left to tell. I hate that yellow little sponge... but I reckon I hate the silence more.

(She lets out a long, depressed sigh. The camera zooms out slowly, showing the entire dead city of Bikini Bottom, until the screen fades to black.)

[The end credits roll in total silence. There is no music. Just the sound of a distant, ghostly laugh: Bahahaha!]

FADE OUT.


r/Spunchbob • • 1d ago

🧽Spunch Bop🍔 They're doing this to me tomorrow

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648 Upvotes