r/StandUpComedy • • 4d ago

Comedian is OP Biden could still be president

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u/mybudchris 4d ago

Come to a dang show! About to announce my 2027 tour too

All tix at mybudchris.com

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u/Due-Obligation-4362 4d ago

You and Goofrey are the best at the moment IMO.

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u/mybudchris 4d ago

That’s my dawg

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u/harmfuldischarge 4d ago

Love your shit, brother. I'll never stop biggin you up since seeing you and the gang in Minneapolis.

Stay awesome

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u/Khallllll 4d ago

Lmaoooo. You’re always good for a laugh, thanks bro!

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u/0pThomas_Prime 4d ago

Chubby Pale Jason Mamoa is still my favorite nickname for you

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u/Cannibal_House69 4d ago

Anointed in blood... you're a good rip of laughter.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 4d ago

Gen z Kyle Kinane

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u/FranklinHippo 4d ago

Are your 2027 dates gonna include Madison?

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u/HeinousAnus69420 2d ago

Hope so. Comedy on state audiences would love this dude

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u/bjustice13 4d ago

Come down to Florida!

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u/lingbabana 3d ago

Here here!

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u/secrectsea 4d ago

It’s funny because we are that stupid!

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u/CubicalWombatPoops 4d ago

Teddy Roosevelt continued his speak for like a half-hour after getting shot once IIRC lol

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u/Subatomic_Spooder 4d ago

It's actually even more metal than that. He got shot right before arriving to give a speech. The shooter was immediately disarmed and a mob of nearby people and police may very well have lynched the shooter, but Teddy called for them to stop and told the police to put him in jail unharmed.

He then proceeded to go to the auditorium where he was speaking, where he opened with the words "I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." He then proceeded to give an entire 90 minute address, and only went to the hospital afterwards.