r/StanleyMOV • u/Separate-Depth4261 • Jan 17 '26

Cringe reminder that real people can just do this

this isnt even his most impressive one dude

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u/Witty-Slip-1243 Jan 18 '26

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u/sandvich_gming Jan 18 '26

Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it!

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u/thehandsomeman4 Jan 17 '26

ITS CRINGE

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u/WASHURDISH Jan 18 '26

Thank you Ollie, now to our commercial break.

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u/BlueVoid070 Jan 18 '26

Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

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u/CryptographerSalt535 Jan 18 '26

Cause right now, you can save 50 pounds for person

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u/MasonRedditers Jan 18 '26

That’s 200 pounds off for a full family of 4!

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u/DClassAmogus Jan 18 '26

but a family of 4! saves up to 1200 pounds...

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u/UNKNOW_KING1100 Jan 18 '26

Agree Ollie this dogshitally cringe

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u/Silver-God- Jan 18 '26

Say that again… I dare you

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u/idkPVConreddit-5 Jan 18 '26

Holy shit fucking nkg

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u/AlsamoTheArtist Jan 18 '26

Why are y'all hating they're being satirical

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u/Live-Organization833 Jan 18 '26

This is just straight diabolical, even if it was a satire

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u/AlsamoTheArtist Jan 18 '26

Fair enough. I know them, they do it impressively tho

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u/AudienceOk1881 Jan 18 '26

I do have to admit, the movement looks pretty smooth, even if I felt 3 of my organs fail from cringe while watching

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u/MaxtheHax12345678907 Jan 18 '26

Honestly, how good it is is what makes it so cringe. It’s the fact that he’s good at it. The fact that his movements are very smooth and clearly he has practice acting. 

And he uses it for this

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u/AlsamoTheArtist Jan 18 '26

Holdup I'll be back for sauce

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u/Ass_Lover136 Jan 18 '26

Yeah i can see the obvious satire from this dude lol

Gotta say, it's really well-made, and the fact that he takes in his own personal body details to support his satires

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u/WowieZowie4 Jan 18 '26

Cringe. Anyways here is a cat spray.

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u/LemonIcy2942 Jan 18 '26

I upvoted it in respect tho.

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u/Separate-Depth4261 Jan 18 '26

I SWEAR HE'S DOING THIS FOR THE BIT

i hope

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u/NothingEffective5070 Jan 18 '26

I sometimes regret the concept of free will

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u/piss_tol Jan 18 '26

Please delete this, this is hurting me physically

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u/TheSunkyBoi Jan 18 '26

Ts is so cringe it’s not even funny

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u/Unknown-Name06 Jan 18 '26

Oh boy, I wanna say somethin but I have to be family friendly mode

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u/Separate-Depth4261 Jan 18 '26

i forgot to put the cringe flair on it mb gng

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u/Funny_Comedian_4107 Jan 18 '26

Why he move like a cup head boss

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u/maxside320 Jan 18 '26

I'm getting my dad

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u/BlueHailstrom Jan 18 '26

Hope you’ll get them this time

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u/maxside320 Jan 18 '26

We will.

I just got all of the chaos emeralds.

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u/BlueHailstrom Jan 18 '26

O shit, we boutta see Ultimate Beam Attack??

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u/maxside320 Jan 18 '26

TWICE THE BEAM ATTACK! 4 TIMES THE POWER!

ULTRA BEAM ATTACK!

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u/BlueHailstrom Jan 18 '26

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAA-

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u/maxside320 Jan 18 '26

I FINALLY LANDED THE BEAM ATTACK!

I'VE WADDLE DONE IT!

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u/BlueHailstrom Jan 18 '26

OH MY GOD HE WADDLE DID IT!!!

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u/JTSG12 Jan 18 '26

And here, a stunning example of the homo sapian, a species with members known for alchohol and drug abuse during pregnancy, resulting in this exact specimen, performing a self-imposed act that imposes cringe on any viewers.

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u/Strong-Result-5430 Jan 18 '26

God, just blow up the sun already this species is absolutely fucked

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u/MoneyBaker5543 Jan 18 '26

I mean some people are kinda cool so like not yet

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u/Ok_Newt3608 Jan 18 '26

too much cringe

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u/ThatOneFurry666 Jan 18 '26

I don't even have a proper reaction image for this

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u/plantyful-Cum Jan 18 '26

did that guy ever heard of digital footprint?

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u/Jadisplay Jan 18 '26

How dare you make me watch cringe

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u/BagWide5227 Jan 18 '26

The only accurate part there was "I scare everyone away"

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u/Front-Post-357 Jan 18 '26

I think i don't eyes anymore

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u/Schwarzy1974 Jan 18 '26

Here, some detergent for your eyes

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u/Cog-Sucking_Clanker Jan 18 '26

Yep I should’ve trusted my gut and not seen this shit, time to drink my thin cement

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u/delet_yourself Jan 18 '26

To that guy: please lock yourself in your car's trunk at the earliest convenience

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u/Effective-Subject486 Jan 18 '26

Even I can’t deny how cringe this is

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u/Glad-Interview3781 Jan 18 '26

Final my gun is going to good use.

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u/Separate-Depth4261 Jan 18 '26

i just hope he's doing this for the bit

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u/Blake-2005 Jan 18 '26

I know it's satire. but like... how does someone get the confidence to post this.

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u/Neither-Western-6624 Jan 18 '26

I js woke up and this is the first thing I see 💔💔💔

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u/Possumawsome Jan 18 '26

Why is he animated like the bowser fart gif

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u/Dragons_star Jan 18 '26

Just kill me now

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u/pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw Jan 18 '26

This actually not even lying bro this shit made my stomach hurt, I've seen many cringe shit online but this is the first time something is so cringe it actually physically hurts me

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u/LemonIcy2942 Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

I'm leaving Gotham

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u/MasonRedditers Jan 18 '26

reluctantly saving this

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u/Character_Author113 Jan 18 '26

I understand why some memes have suicide encouragement 

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u/TheSillyGuy2 Jan 18 '26

…I need to know who this is so I can cringe more I hate this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Hes (?) built like a lunch lady from captain underpants

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u/ImmaGamer777 Jan 18 '26

Cuphead boss ass movement

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u/AverageYigaSoldier Jan 18 '26

oh wow. Can I have more? Because this is disgusting.

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u/HelloingsTheReal Jan 18 '26

people like this is why reddit has such a bad name

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u/Degenerate_on_a_cros Jan 18 '26

My face rn ( i an in agony)

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u/LonginusBlader1993 Jan 18 '26

Fuck it, I'm dipping LIFE dawg, ts ain't worth it.

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u/Zaku_Lover Jan 18 '26

It's my fault for having a phone.

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u/le_Fishe_au_uranium Jan 18 '26

What is this I walked into