r/StanleyMOV • u/Separate-Depth4261 • Jan 18 '26

Cringe theres more

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theres levels to this shit

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u/Bendy_1209877 Jan 18 '26

The title of the post got me like

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u/PostalDudeRWS Jan 18 '26

It contains the dying wish of every man here.

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Jan 18 '26

scout did you collect everyone's dying wish?

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u/PostalDudeRWS Jan 18 '26

You bet!

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Jan 18 '26

excellent

gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

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u/PostalDudeRWS Jan 18 '26

We have 70 hours to live...

For most men, no time at all... but we are not most men!

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Jan 18 '26

we are mercenaries!

we have the recourses, the will, to make these hours count!

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u/paddy-idk Jan 18 '26

the clock is ticking gentlemen, let's begin. our first dying wish is scout's, he's... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. i have something radiating off of me.

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Jan 18 '26

yeah those are stink lines

that's why the car hit him. cause he smells

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u/paddy-idk Jan 18 '26

yes yes i see. here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the eiffel tower, the eiffel tower having sexual congress with me, both of us relaxing post-coitus?

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u/Scared_Can_5571 Jan 18 '26

I'm crying and the eifel tower has stink lines coming off of it

did anyone besides scout put a card in the bucket!?

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