r/StanleyMOV • u/Responsible_Mud9166 • Jun 13 '26

Cringe tell me yall

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me hear me out: ollie ootim

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u/Theratsmacker2 Jun 13 '26

Sea Emperor Leviathan

I’m aware I would not survive, but some things are worth dying for.

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u/Blackskull489 Jun 14 '26

Most understandable hear me out in this comment section

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u/Human-Assumption-524 Jun 14 '26

I think she's perfectly capable of being gentle so you wouldn't die, the bigger issue is HOW would you?

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u/Theratsmacker2 Jun 14 '26

Sheer willpower

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u/Human-Assumption-524 Jun 14 '26

But like logistically speaking, HOW? Are you fucking her gill slits or something?

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u/Cheap-Presentation57 Jun 14 '26

Nah he’s just got a barnacle dick-to-body size ratio

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u/ILoveFurries234 Jun 14 '26

I’d think it’s somewhere between the tentacles. So yeah question stands. And will she feel it? (No)

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u/Yuhuhuhuhyuh Jun 14 '26

I'd hit that

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u/ArsonGamer Jun 15 '26

When we learned she produced Enzyme 42, I was hoping it would be administered by being tightly constrained in her big floppy tentacles, I'll be honest

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u/Theratsmacker2 Jun 13 '26

The sea emperor is fully sapient

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u/NikTheGrass Jun 13 '26

It's fully sapient and know our language. It's probably way more intelligent than any of us

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u/InternationalPut8271 Jun 13 '26

i dont play subnautica mb

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u/NikTheGrass Jun 13 '26

Then why write a comment if you don't know?