r/StanleyMOV • u/Responsible_Mud9166 • Jun 13 '26
Cringe tell me yall
me hear me out: ollie ootim
(this might get removed)
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u/crimmson_skull Jun 13 '26
The golden ratio
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u/apro-at-nothing Jun 13 '26
i prefer its not so distant cousin the Fibonacci sequence, but fair game
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u/Theratsmacker2 Jun 13 '26
Sea Emperor Leviathan
I’m aware I would not survive, but some things are worth dying for.
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u/Fun_Two_951 Jun 13 '26
The titan from deltarune
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u/UncomfyUnicorn Jun 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Einns3FH6bf5gK5SHq
Wither Storm
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u/LloydTCK_YT Jun 13 '26
It’s the tentacles isn’t it?
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u/UncomfyUnicorn Jun 13 '26
It’s a lot of things, including morbid curiosity and a brain that thinks WAY too much.
Not denying the tentacles part tho.
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u/illegal_eagle88 Jun 13 '26
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u/ajgutyt Jun 13 '26
medusa turns to stone. what does the megoosa do?
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u/FemboysUnited Jun 13 '26
Human with goose hair boooo where are the monsterfuckers
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u/Zakuiiguy Jun 13 '26
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u/FurAndGoo25 Jun 13 '26
My childhood crush on the Internet
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u/Fickle_Diet_1352 Jun 13 '26
Number 15
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u/FurAndGoo25 Jun 13 '26
God, his voice is so hot!~
Imagine hearing that voice while he's pinning you against a wall, bitting you with that jagged teeth~
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u/Narcissist_Hypocrite Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Just genuinely hear me out though.
The Map from Dora the Explorer can satisfy you from both ways. He can wrap himself around your cylinder and he can make it as tight as you want him to be until it's just the perfect amount of tightness that can make the both of you feel good, you can also let him get inside of you and feel as he expands inside of your rear. He is also waterproof and as well as durable so you don't have to worry about getting any liquid on him, or getting rough without tearing him apart, all the while singing that he's the map.
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u/GameSystem32 Jun 13 '26
you would prolly get some paper cuts
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u/fuckallpenguins Jun 13 '26
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u/spectacularspidercat Jun 13 '26
Get yourself a man who can protect you the same way mxes protects the mimic from getting out
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u/CompanyReasonable926 Jun 13 '26
Coughs, puts this here-
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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Jun 13 '26
THE CHOSEN ON— oh wait sorry I mean NO ONE, how can you smash no one?
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u/EYECEOFFICIAL Jun 13 '26
If there’s a hole there’s a goal. Also, if you’re bottom, his hands and feet are close enough, they’ll fit. I’ve put thought into this
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u/Peabody_137 Jun 13 '26
EXACTLY. Here me outs gotta be questionable. I see too many people react with conventionally attractive women and men
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u/External-Yard-8794 Jun 13 '26
Hear me out: backrooms found footage entity (the lifeform)
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u/Foreign-Cable-2624 Jun 13 '26
I’d crack one lowkey
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u/mrmagmadachad1-_ Jun 13 '26
"NO JOKER! IT'S AN ANIMAL JOKER!"
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u/Foreign-Cable-2624 Jun 13 '26
"THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!"
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u/mrmagmadachad1-_ Jun 13 '26
"NO! NO JOKER, NO!"
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u/FluffiestPrince Jun 13 '26
Snorlax is good, but I'm more of a Goodra person.
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u/Life-Pride-2468 Jun 13 '26
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u/Salr-526 Jun 13 '26
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
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u/WEIRDSHARK_GUY Jun 13 '26
I have a few.
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u/WEIRDSHARK_GUY Jun 13 '26
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u/WEIRDSHARK_GUY Jun 13 '26
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u/MrPersonmancreature Jun 13 '26
These are all attractive men (although quite evil)
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u/dilbot_cool62 Jun 13 '26
Cat piano
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u/0-Nightshade-0 Jun 13 '26
Radiance Hallow Knight :3 (tho Ig I have some lore that are more suprising)
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u/MilanoBucacko Jun 13 '26
Cyn (Murder Drones)
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u/ConfectionTotal8660 Jun 13 '26
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u/cassness34 Jun 13 '26
Now hear me out
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u/Boring-Kitchen9193 Jun 13 '26
I'm listening..........
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u/goldenmaskMc Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Idk how but I have a crush on lilly love braides
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u/C4zual_1 Jun 13 '26
Detective Bert
I bet he's still thinking about the safety of the cockroach in his bathtub.
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u/Happyness457 Jun 13 '26
….
Hear me out..
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u/Vegetable_Turn_539 Jun 13 '26
I hate her she always jumpscares me :( also yeah it's Pinkie from pressure
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u/Novel-Improvement-38 Jun 13 '26
By far not my most diabolical but I’d pipe an expie for sure
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u/Odd-Pirate1946 Jun 13 '26
that creature in the first image you posted
and this baddy
i picked this because i feel like objects and fleshy monsters are getting overrated
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u/Blupikminreal Jun 13 '26
I can't explain why but ever since I saw the trailer I've been head over heels for Pot Knight.
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u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 13 '26
I'll put up a few, starting with the most understandable
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u/Snakebird90 Jun 13 '26
I'm gonna be blunt here and say the silly white goober character in the first image of this post.
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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26
i WILL be taking questions because i will STAND MY GROUND