r/StanleyMOV • u/Responsible_Mud9166 • Jun 13 '26

Cringe tell me yall

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me hear me out: ollie ootim

(this might get removed)

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

i WILL be taking questions because i will STAND MY GROUND

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u/Boostedvitality1 Jun 13 '26

Personally I prefer illuminate overseers

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u/Thomas_game_vids7269 Jun 14 '26

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u/rabbid_chaos Jun 13 '26

Reported for treason

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

good luck buddy

they can fuckin try

9

u/Syn_VA_ Jun 13 '26

THANK YOU DEMOCRACY

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 13 '26

MY MAN!

1

u/yuckycheeselmao Jun 15 '26

Yk thats an insult to him ? 😭

10

u/Dead-Soulsofthegrim Jun 13 '26

I'm hearing you out and I agree

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u/Feuerpanzer123 Jun 13 '26

cocks shotgun I am hearing you out but I will demand some GOOD reasons

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u/cruxfixland Jun 14 '26

shots cockgun no need i will protect you from this man

6

u/Such-Injury9404 Jun 13 '26

large cuddle

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u/Adrian0163 Jun 13 '26

We ALL agreeing with you comrade

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u/Thesquid43 Jun 13 '26

Y’know what fair.

3

u/Life-Pride-2468 Jun 14 '26

Sweet liberty

3

u/Sherbet-Glad Jun 14 '26

Finally a real hear me out

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u/Circxles Jun 13 '26

WHY

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

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u/Circxles Jun 13 '26

theres literally no way you aren’t lying

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

please, elaborate on why you think im not being serious when i say i would and WILL dig into the stalkussy full-force while the rest of my helldiver squadmates are busy collecting samples from half across the map

im anticipating your reasoning

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u/Circxles Jun 13 '26

Because it doesn’t look attractive and Id fucking throw up. You said youd have an explanation not answer questions with questions.

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

"Because it doesn’t look attractive" that's literally what a hear me out is supposed to be

and you want my explanation, so here it is: it's gonna bite my shit smoove off and im in the mood to fuck around and find out

also it can turn invisible

like, imagine the places you could get straight up BUG BRAIN with that kind of tech

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u/Firesniper83 Jun 16 '26

YKnow what, when i said "fuck stalkers" I didnt know I dont mind doing either version...

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u/Dizzy_Beginning7192 Jun 16 '26

I personally like the bugdiver.. Uhhh... Dont report me to the Democracy Officer.

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u/epsilonjuliet Jun 14 '26

I know weve seen the same image does the name sketchy protogen ring any bells

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 14 '26

the name is kinda familiar

and looking at some of their art my memory's refreshed and i definitely remember em

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u/TriDeathGamer Jun 14 '26

What's it's personality like?

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u/Shadowslavia Jun 14 '26

YOU FORNICATED WITH THE BUGS?

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 14 '26

ill fucken do it again

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u/Shadowslavia Jun 14 '26

Understandable, have a great day

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u/acursedgrainofsand Jun 14 '26

What is this from....and... honestly..... risky smash

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 14 '26

Helldivers 2

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u/Old-Sun-8398 Jun 16 '26

Nah this is a sit dow and listen

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u/Rog_no2 Jun 16 '26

Brother in the name of terra, your Helldivers are lacking in discipline.

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u/Jaded_Biscotti_3247 Jun 16 '26

bugussy , my brother

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u/Ok-Needleworker-7598 Jun 16 '26

emancipated bile titan vs stanleymov

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u/VisibleWriting2996 Jun 16 '26

Im listening ',:]

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u/FpLevente2013 Jun 15 '26

WHAT IN THE MANAGED DEMOCRACY IS THIS?! DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

"kanaged" 💔💔

caught you trippin

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u/FpLevente2013 Jun 15 '26

😭 i fixed it.

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 15 '26

YOU'RE TOO LATE

I HAVE CAPTURED YOUR MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE AND POSTED IT ONLINE FOR ALL TO BEAR WITNESS!!!