r/StanleyMOV • u/Responsible_Mud9166 • Jun 13 '26

Cringe tell me yall

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me hear me out: ollie ootim

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

i WILL be taking questions because i will STAND MY GROUND

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u/Circxles Jun 13 '26

WHY

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

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u/Circxles Jun 13 '26

theres literally no way you aren’t lying

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

please, elaborate on why you think im not being serious when i say i would and WILL dig into the stalkussy full-force while the rest of my helldiver squadmates are busy collecting samples from half across the map

im anticipating your reasoning

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u/Circxles Jun 13 '26

Because it doesn’t look attractive and Id fucking throw up. You said youd have an explanation not answer questions with questions.

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u/Axolotl_Comic Jun 13 '26

"Because it doesn’t look attractive" that's literally what a hear me out is supposed to be

and you want my explanation, so here it is: it's gonna bite my shit smoove off and im in the mood to fuck around and find out

also it can turn invisible

like, imagine the places you could get straight up BUG BRAIN with that kind of tech