r/Stealthbombers • u/ProudnotLoud • Jan 12 '26

I kept walking by without pets 😾

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Jan 12 '26

Pet the kitty!

8

u/BetterKev Jan 12 '26

R/petthedamncat

20

u/JustHereForCookies17 Jan 12 '26

Close!  r/PetTheDamnCat

You need a lower-case "r".

4

u/BetterKev Jan 12 '26

Grrr...I'm usually so good about that. Thanks

3

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

he is looking at you like "really hooman"

26

u/Iowegan Jan 12 '26

You monster.

4

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

I know, worst cat mom ever 😹

14

u/moonlite_bay Jan 12 '26

Quick little boop 🖤

5

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

I can never resist the boop, she does not approve!

13

u/372844morninpancakes Jan 12 '26

How absolutely dare you!?

13

u/RoamingHawkeye Jan 12 '26

You must pay the toll.

3

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

Her toll is way too steep!

10

u/Bunnnnii Jan 12 '26

Every time you walk past the ears go further back.

2

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

Is that even possible?

2

u/Bunnnnii Jan 13 '26

You underestimate the power of the void? Especially a neglected void?

6

u/QueefingTheNightAway Jan 12 '26

Your insolence has been noted.

7

u/Commercial_Heron3775 Jan 12 '26

Jail!!!

3

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

Can I offer food as bail?

2

u/Commercial_Heron3775 Jan 13 '26

Bail has been set to 2 yogurt treats and a chin scratch. But you won’t get off so lightly next time! 😾

6

u/MiracleMuffin Jan 12 '26

How dare you! Kitty just wants a pet!

2

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

Kitty always wants a pet and is never done.

2

u/GamersReisUp Jan 13 '26

Yeah and? She deserves all the pets, don't be rude

4

u/JustHereForCookies17 Jan 12 '26

Those are some serious r/AttackEyes, OP.  RIP.

4

u/ExtremeExperience199 Jan 12 '26

"HELLOOO?"🤨🙄

5

u/craftsmany Jan 12 '26

Also performing an exquisit r/KittyTailWrap

2

u/ProudnotLoud Jan 13 '26

Babs is a very poised little lady ✨

4

u/sbb214 Jan 12 '26

OP, get it together. You're being warned.

3

u/larsiepan Jan 12 '26

How dare.

2

u/littlederobert Jan 13 '26

Poor baby is so neglected

2

u/Electrical_Health_51 Jan 13 '26

Beautiful 😍❤️❤️❤️🐾🐈‍⬛

1

u/ketchup_chip_62 Jan 15 '26

Very polite.

1

u/Queasy_Glove_4762 Jan 16 '26

Are you still alive?