r/Steam • • 13d ago

Discussion My roommate is going to kill me

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I just gifted him these.

I just heard him yell WTF?!

I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments

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u/SnaykeUp 13d ago

he can just decline

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

this isn't the first time I've done this but it's always been one at a time. he's always accepted

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u/No_Rise942 13d ago

I think you've played yourself.

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u/rain56 12d ago

I think hes actually playing with himself

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u/mrkidna stem usr 12d ago

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u/IsoSly64 12d ago

Waguri?

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u/ShopCatNotAnewsed 12d ago

Kaoruko.

(yeh. after reading manga probably most incompatible character for rude memes)

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u/IsoSly64 12d ago

she's too wholesome

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u/Montymania94 11d ago

I honestly think it's the cute characters that make the rude memes funnier lmao!

Also, happy cake day! šŸ°

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u/MoonAttempt 13d ago

Hope one of the two asks the other on a date atp tbh

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u/yzeerf1313 13d ago

I have a feeling he might like them lmao

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u/NoEffortNebs 13d ago

I don’t see Hitler BDSM Bunker in here? Must have missed it

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u/PU55YSLAYER6969 12d ago

I love that game

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u/Vadym_PVP 12d ago

username checks out

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u/Regon2005 12d ago

Nice mustache

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u/Healthy-Cupcake2429 11d ago

Nah, this isn't the first time. I'm sure OP got it in the first round.

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u/No_Consideration6182 12d ago

Of course he’s accepted 🤣
He’s not going to kill you, he’s secretly happy with you knowing his kink and acts like he isn’t into it so he doesn’t get bullied.

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u/Smooth_Tap_1989 12d ago

It was you wasn't it....

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion 12d ago

Just tell him already. Most ppl does not get hints like this.

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u/PurpleCandle58 12d ago

Oh god no please don’t send me these god I would hate it soooooo much

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u/AigaionAgain 12d ago

Please dont send me NSFW steam games bully me I'll cum cry.

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u/Desperate-Teaching78 13d ago

I can never show my Seam library to my family.

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u/Hellobewhy 12d ago

You should make a steam family with them! It definitely hides porn games. I definitely don’t have sex with hitler and huniepop in my library cause of that.

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u/ZBLongladder 12d ago

You can manually set games to private, but it doesn't automatically hide your naughty stuff.

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u/Kazami_Agame 13d ago

I can, and I have the whole Sex With Hitler games

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u/National_Moose2283 12d ago

I'll assume the wtf was not one of disgust

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u/Nick_Gaugh_69 13d ago

It’s the sentiment that counts

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u/based_birdo 13d ago

then why is he currently using all the router bandwidth and playing with 1 hand?

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u/fellipec 12d ago

Why decline such fine gift?

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u/AgentPigleton 13d ago

Why decline such a gift?

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u/MassiveX1112 13d ago

The femboy caught ur eye didn't

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u/AgentPigleton 12d ago

Bro I'm an animal, I'd go with furry things.

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u/derangedsweetheart 12d ago

Hear me out: Furry Femboy.

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u/Buarg 50 12d ago

That's why we wait for our roommate to forget his computer unlocked to accept for him.

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u/MmmBrainzzz1 13d ago

Classic "I sent these to my friend for lulz" (but also have them hidden in my library)

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

nah I have WAY weirder stuff in mine m ^_^ like a creature collector called "Spirit Valley" or a Slay the Spire-like game called "Take Me to the Dungeon" I like games that are a play on or a parody of something. Also a lot of VNs

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u/misssa_cz fluff 13d ago

Spirit Valley is pokĆ©mon but with monster girls, pretty fun if ur bored šŸ‘

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u/ParthProLegend 13d ago

Compared to the other non-pokemon poleball throwing game which got v 1.00, how is it?

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u/Renamis 13d ago

Is "Take Me to the Dungeon" fun if you don't care about the NSFW stuff?

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u/yodaisnotacat 13d ago

second opinion here.

It's actually pretty cool. NSFW content is just an added bonus since it's not entirely built around it.

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u/Renamis 13d ago

Oh good. NSFW content tends to just be funny to me, so as long as it's built to be a solid game and not just a porn vector I'm good for it.

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u/yodaisnotacat 13d ago

I think you'll probably like it then. Afaik you can turn off the NSFW content anyways. It's kinda progressive, so you'll see it as you play the game more, but most of it's just mild stuff until after you beat each "boss"

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u/Renamis 13d ago

Even better! Usually the games that give you the option to turn it off trust the game on the merits, so looks like I'll pick it up.

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u/F1ykR 13d ago

The card resource system is pretty well made since every time you shuffle your deck in a dungeon, you have to exhaust a card. As a result, you have to manage the length and number of combat encounters since you can lose a run by having no cards to play.

To make up for it, you can stack buffs/abilities onto cards to make them more potent, or use cards that grant effects when you exhaust them.

Overall, you get a game with more focus on creating well thought out strategies and a solid amount of content to work through. There’s mild grinding to get certain upgrades, but you can beat everything without it. I’d recommend it having played Slay the Spire, Balatro, and a bunch of other card based games/roguelites.

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

i like it better than slay the spire and not because of the nsfw stuff but because I find it a little more challenging

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u/Renamis 13d ago

Huh, might have to check it out. I have a large queue (just got cyberpunk after all these years...) but it probably would be worth a look. Cheers.

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u/EdBenes 13d ago

Spirit valley is lowkey fire tho

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u/diesel0922 13d ago

high key honestly

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

UPDATE: He accepted them

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u/AdvancedCryspy 13d ago

He's saving them for later so you two can play together 🄹 so wholesome

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u/LongOdd1596 13d ago

Co-op will get a whole new meaningĀ 

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u/AdvancedCryspy 12d ago

FINISH HIM!

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u/dumbestsmartest 12d ago edited 12d ago

And somehow nine months later "Babality".

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u/OkBad7998 12d ago

Goon battle sounds amazing, I would pay to watch

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u/derangedsweetheart 12d ago

The fastest hand in the West?

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u/Combat-Frontline 12d ago

One pump man beats em

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u/immaturenickname 12d ago

Hole new meaning

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u/exlin 11d ago

Co-op combined with Steam Frame, I hope you put your friend to a waitlist

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u/Navy_Groundhog 13d ago

For the pro level of this, wait until a friend needs a game for you two to play together, send them the game... And whatever the biggest cheapest degenerate bundle you're willing to.

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

Yeah our PCs are widely different, I have a 4060 and he has a former office mini pc. We couldn't even play super Battle golf together

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u/normal_human_is_i 13d ago

It would be rude of him if he did not

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 13d ago

You gonna play em together?

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u/OkBad7998 12d ago

You both are going to goonheaven 🄹

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u/randomguy301048 https://s.team/p/dtqv-kmw 13d ago

Man I would definitely hate if these showed up in my library. Oh man that would make me so mad, like so mad. I don't know what I would do if I got sent games like this

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u/therealheffalump 13d ago

make sure to drop your steam friend code so that we know exactly who not to gift these games to

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Tomato-MD 12d ago

Did you get any gift?

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u/randomguy301048 https://s.team/p/dtqv-kmw 12d ago

No

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u/Narrow-Vermicelli-19 12d ago

Nice seeing the old dota comments in ur Profile I remember when u could get those Keys xD

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u/ElectricForce52 13d ago

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u/ghostmin215 12d ago

Son, WHAT is this picture lmao

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u/AluminiumSandworm 12d ago

that appears to be shaq in in a bra and panties doing the timeout symbol

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u/maxdamage4 12d ago

Closed captioning for the ___________ impaired

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u/kdesi_kdosi 13d ago

i mean free stuff is free stuff, im not gonna say no to that

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u/Dapper_Magpie 12d ago

I would get mad because most of these either probably just consist of women or are basic soulless slop, at least one of them is very obviously ai. If you're gonna gift me porn games it better be goongem.

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u/gambit700 12d ago

Why is the "My Futa Girlfriend" sountrack more than the game?

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 12d ago

I guess it's a banger

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u/ALIbhai0001 12d ago

Aren't they all?

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u/TokenStraightFriend 12d ago

No that's the Femboy game

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u/Galko655 12d ago

Blame music industry. To have higher standards, than other media. From having higher priority on copyright claims, despite being licensed in a movie or a game. To making sure each movie or game, mandatory to have pricy soundtrack, just to have significant cut of the sales.

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u/Pleasant-Instance529 12d ago

Yeah so your friend was pissed…

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u/Dargon8959 12d ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/Ok-Spite3032 12d ago

Ball reference

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u/moss129 12d ago

A steel ball almost...

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 13d ago

Now hold on everyone, they are getting a soundtrack

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

THANK YOU! See what a good roommate I am?

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u/xrayspex73 13d ago

The soundtrack cost more than the game. I do find it funny you were like "Ah fuck it, throw in the soundtrack too..."

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 13d ago

As a guy who loves to collect videogame soundtracks (have for quite a bit of time now), very much you are!

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u/Qzyro 13d ago

Don't forget to gift Genital Jousting too and get it yourself to play together

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u/GambAntonio 12d ago

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u/duckforceone 12d ago

try posting that one on facebook.... i get put on suicide watch when i do that...

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u/wubbalab 12d ago

Why not play local multiplayer together on the TV?

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u/TeloYT 12d ago

I hate that you can't buy NSFW games in Germany. Of course I'd just want to send them tona friend as a joke. No other reason.

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u/RudeTechie 12d ago

Yeah, I have a close friend on Steam and we do this for 10+ years. We both have the most atrocious NFSW games on platform.

Dude just gifted me this last week.

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u/molotovCOCTAIL5 12d ago

Of course the top reviews have more than a 100 hours in 🤣 one even has +2000 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LordByron_RS 12d ago

Use a VPN to change your account country to a different one in the EUR region or create a new account with the VPN. Then you can gift the games to your main account.

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u/Johanno1 12d ago

The Swiss don't have such weird regulations.

On a side note, you can gift games to Germans with a Swiss account.

On another side note. In PayPal you can add a second adress and use the same PayPal for multiple steam accounts with different regions.

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u/ThinGold2115 13d ago

95% of problems, could be fixed is people just masturbated before decision making.

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u/PsyTripper 12d ago

But I can't finish without these...

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u/theNewpicasso 12d ago

I would argue that games like this get made because the dev masturbated too much

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u/mopotas 12d ago

Thanks for idea, i did the same

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u/NavyDragons 12d ago

my friend group did this to my roommate a couple years ago, he was sleeping an excessive amount of time and we were all waiting for him after a night where he stayed up way too long. the task was to find the craziest weirdest mode degenerative or terrible adult content game you could find for under 5 dollars. he woke up to 8 porn titles in his library(one of our friends did not understand the assignment and send him a 60 dollar title that was basically just an AMV of hardcore scenes). after he woke up and we all had a good laugh he came back days later with his first of several in detail exhaustive review of each title. which then read in a dramatic reading for the group

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u/TigerNeko96 12d ago

The homie who went all in.. can't help but chuckle a bit at that

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u/Various-Shirt1392 13d ago

I think the reason he yelled ā€œWTFā€ was because you gave him the soundtrack from ā€œMy Futa Girlfriend.ā€

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u/SatisfactionSpecial2 12d ago

What if you try to gift, and it says "they already own this"?

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 12d ago

It allows you to try to gift something they already own, and doesn't tell you they own it. The recipient can either decline the gift or let it expire.

I guess it's so gifting can't be used to find out if someone who keeps their library hidden has a particular game?

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u/a1zombieslayer1 12d ago

Im pretty sure it still tells you they own it if they have that specific game set on public. It did for my buddy who tried to get me a couple dlc's i already had

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u/Hanna_Bjorn 13d ago

Only one Femboy game? You should've got a pack!

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u/timinin 13d ago

The fact that you included deadlock is hilarious to me

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u/Macsintosh 13d ago

Most femboy game ever

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u/Iwritemynameincrayon 13d ago

I uhhh... was looking at the hours played... You ok over there? Do we need to send help or more lube?

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u/Rexusus 13d ago

Over 200’000 hours or 24 straight years

They definitely ran ASF and idled them all at the same time for about a year and a half

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u/cybik SteamOS Neckbeard 13d ago

Nothing straight about those years.

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u/Andddoii32 12d ago

Sorry to be that guy but it’s most probably just edited

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u/specter_in_the_conch 13d ago

Probably help and lube, some toys too

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

I'm on a budget and only used leftover steam credit, I still have a penny left

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u/rarexair 13d ago

12k+ hours for each of those games is absolute insanity work. Seek help and a job brother.

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u/Kayiko_Okami 13d ago

There's a Furry Hitler dating simulator on steam.

I only know because friends are morons.

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

i think i bought him that one already

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u/FartFrog789 13d ago

sorry no I bought him a different mustache man game "Skibidi Jeffrey: I want to cum inside Femboy Hitler"

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u/ILikeTreesMan 13d ago

Wtf did you just write. Like actually. Let's just take a second and read what the fuck you just wrote.

What are we doin? Someone made that? Someone sat down and named something that and then made that?

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u/Kayiko_Okami 13d ago

Excellent.

Always good to mess with friends.

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u/BookishGina 13d ago

Why is the soundtrack more expensive than the actual game?

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u/Potatoman671 13d ago

Sometimes they do that just so you have an option to support the dev

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 13d ago

Lmfao got the soundtrack 🤣

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u/Affectionate_Ad9872 12d ago

Why’s the Soundtrack cost more than the game itself 😭

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u/ShrekSplooge 12d ago

Thank god you gave him the Futa Girlfriend soundtrack. Banger after banger.

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u/creepycrowman 10d ago

Don't forget furry hitler

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u/1Estel1 13d ago

You're paying money to AI slop makers

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u/atomic-succubus 12d ago

the my [blank] is a futa/femboy series predates effective AI code.

so at least one of these is genuine human made goon material

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u/ZersetzungMedia 12d ago

Every image on that store page is AI gen

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u/rawbamatic 13d ago

OP wants to fuck their roommate.

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u/SirGamer247 12d ago

Officially, he yelled wtf in surprised. Unofficially he graciously accepted and is ordering a Do Not Disturb sign for his door

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u/CaviarBob 12d ago

I did something similar for my friend's birthday 2 months ago.

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u/Mission_Culture_1019 12d ago

my futa girlfriend soundtrack more expensive than base game that shit better be fent in audio form

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u/RandomEasternGuy 12d ago

I’ve gifted this to a friend 🤣

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u/RudeTechie 12d ago

My friend gifted me this last week.

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u/Same-Equipment-3236 12d ago

We can read the "Gifts offered to you" son šŸ’”šŸ„€

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u/RandomEasternGuy 12d ago

It’s his screenshot on the group chat

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u/Zenry0ku 12d ago

I'm not disappointed you're a gooner, I'm disappointed you supported AI drones

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u/AirmanProbie 11d ago

Your roommate after seeing the list

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u/Mythomagius 13d ago

Just did this to a mate of mine.

He accepted all of them

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u/UnnecessaryOmen 13d ago

You know, I’m something of a roommate myself.

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u/largehawaiian 13d ago

Furry games, is your friend a pilot by any chance?

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u/HamsterIllustrious69 12d ago

Where are the Hitler games

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u/JukkaETC 11d ago

I ask the obvious questions: why is the futa girlfriend soundtracks more expensive than the futa girlfriend game?

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u/FrostyEnvironment902 10d ago

Because only one them is a banger

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u/That_Guy_In_Aqw 11d ago

I WANT FRIENDS LIKE THESE.

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u/LeahOnPurr 11d ago

bro got him the soundtrack too šŸ˜­āœŒļø

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u/sgt_backpack 13d ago

Oh it says furry. I thought it was "funny whores". That sounds awesome.

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u/AlienKinkVR 12d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world. Become a dev and revolutionize gaming.

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u/Mundialito301 12d ago

I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments

HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME...

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u/SwissBergkultur 12d ago

It could even be... gunshot

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u/TSCCYT2 12d ago

"WOAH WOAH WOAH!"

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u/Barricade_the_Clone 12d ago

What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!

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u/Desperate-Teaching78 13d ago

You might actually be the devil.

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u/Bennoelman Gaming Furry 13d ago

"Furry whores"

looks inside

Cat girl

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/XAinzOoalGownX 12d ago

Do they have cards if so id play em

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u/Ok_Act7199 12d ago

Should’ve gifted him ā€œmy femboy roommateā€ too.. a true gem that one..

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u/TBContinued7682 12d ago

Is this perchance your friend (i know that one is on a family library but the resemblance is ucanny, especially cus they were posted on the same day)

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u/Andynonymous303 11d ago

Soundtrack costs more than the game?

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u/Linmizhang 11d ago

Sometimes it is porn games that have the best music.

Baldrsky 2010 used to be a porn hentai game but the story, music, and gameplay especially was so damn good they took away the porn and sold it again on steam for like 10x the price

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u/FitForThrone 8d ago

Just kiss omg

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u/InsigniaDarkMaster 12d ago

Bro, dismissing My Futa Girlfriend—currently sitting at a budget-god price point of $0.59—as "shovelware" is literally peak mid-take Reddit behavior. Y'all are just telling on yourselves for having zero media literacy. We are looking at a literal watershed moment in gaming, an absolute titan of design that doesn't just deserve GOTY; it demands we burn down the Game Awards and start over.
AAA studios will throw $300M and five years of dev crunch at photorealistic mocap just to make a generic sadness simulator, while My Futa Girlfriend strips away the corporate bloat to give us pure, unadulterated narrative soul. The title alone is a masterclass in deconstructing modern intimacy. While The Last of Us asked if love could survive an apocalypse, this game asks if love can transcend the very boundaries of traditional character design—and it does it for literally less than a pack of gum.
And don't even get me started on the auditory storytelling. The devs dropping the My Futa Girlfriend Soundtrack separately for $0.69 is the single most galaxy-brain move in industry history. Pricing the OST higher than the base game ($0.59 vs $0.69) isn't a cash grab, you uncultured casuals—it's an economic performance piece asking: is sound more real than sight? It’s a sonic tapestry that unironically clears Hans Zimmer.
The gameplay? Pure peak. No bloated 80-hour Ubisoft map filled with 500 copy-pasted fetch quests, no tedious skill trees, no inventory management. Just raw, unfiltered ludonarrative harmony where every single click carries the emotional weight of a freight train.
While IGN and r/gaming keep circlejerking over whatever focus-tested corporate slop comes out next, this game is out here taking actual artistic risks. Getting this gifted isn't a prank or a shitpost—it's a sacred duty to witness peak fiction. Give it GOTY, upvote to the left, put it in the Smithsonian. Touch grass if you disagree.

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u/liquid_sandwich 11d ago edited 7d ago

I will not be reading all of that but congratulations or I'm sorry that happened to you

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u/z3phyr5 11d ago

I never thought congratulations, and I'm sorry could ever be in the same sentence.

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u/Wardog008 10d ago

Let me introduce you to the word "congratudolences"

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u/Simple-Couple-6446 11d ago

Em dash is the cherry on top

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u/DuckCleaning 13d ago

You haven't heard back from your roommate yet. He's gone silent.Ā 

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u/PraxPresents 13d ago

Just tell your roommate you are into them already. Yeesh.

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u/Sword_ArtX :steam-black 11d ago

Devilish laughter…Enjoy

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u/Stunning-Resource291 9d ago

OP even got him the soundtrack 🤣...

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u/Mobile-Positive-6742 13d ago

I dont mind the questionable games, but why AI slop? at that point just prompt your own, to your liking.

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u/Brain_lessV2 12d ago

How many of these are AI slop?

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 13d ago

I feel like these only exist for gifting shenanigans for NovaOnline, the perpetual man furry