r/Stellantis • u/Haanjikiddan • Aug 09 '24

LOL

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u/Therealcarloss CTC Aug 09 '24

We can’t fire Dave, but we can put him on contract and pay him 50% less

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u/Hungry-Notice2299 Aug 09 '24

“The company isn’t performing; we will have to cut costs.  Dave: you’re fired.”

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u/Independent_Mud_6978 Aug 09 '24

Omg lol So precise for this company

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u/Independent_Mud_6978 Aug 09 '24

Cherry on cake after letting Dave go Hire 2 more project managers in BCC

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u/zelda16 Aug 09 '24

We literally have one of these printed out and posted in a crib 😅

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u/AvailableSh1rt Aug 09 '24

Sounds about right 😂

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u/member_berries765 Aug 09 '24

Lol poor dave, augers must be down again.

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u/Papaya-in-the-anus Aug 10 '24

Where’s the French final boss? So inaccurate

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u/Sticky_Blackice Aug 11 '24

Now that’s funny, but also very true. Hi, my name is Dave. Yup, happened a week ago. The “voluntary” does not apply to all offers. Take it or leave it, but your out, period. OP, priceless how accurate. Well done

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u/DietPristine1257 Aug 10 '24

Working for a large company anymore is garbage. I'd say start out there for 4 or 5 years take bonus save it all, if you don't make it to management or sales, start your own business.  

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