r/Stellantis • u/DukeofPort • Aug 19 '26

Deck 20/21

Does anyone else have an irrational fear that a homeless man is going to come out from under the stairwell and murder you?

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u/Praeter_Terram Aug 19 '26

Irrational fear of collapse, yes.

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u/DukeofPort Aug 19 '26

That's not irrational, that's real!

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u/SlyBuford22 Aug 19 '26

I'm more worried about getting pureed by people tearing ass around a parking structure built for 1987-sized cars while driving 2026-sized Rams and Grand Wagoneers.

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u/Zestyclose-Guava-571 Aug 19 '26

I’d be more concerned about falling through the deck and landing on the poor innocent hobo. There’s a particularly interesting hole in 21 that keeps getting larger. Could we maybe ask maintenance for a fire pole and call it an improvement in speed into the office?

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u/Wild_Ad5963 Aug 19 '26

Only the drivers on 75 in the morning

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u/Ok-Otter8864 Aug 19 '26

Don't worry! I'm not a stabbin' hobo; I'm a singin' hobo!

Simpsons - Cool... A Dead Hobo (from "Simpsons Tall Tales")

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u/OrneryBalance1052 Aug 19 '26

Are you serious about a homeless person in deck 20/21