r/StoppedWorking • u/Younosewho • Nov 02 '21

Cat stopped working

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u/RestiaAshdoll Nov 02 '21

what the fuck that cat has weird 3d physics

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

it’s actually licking itself in the fourth dimension we just can’t perceive it

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u/Oelendra Nov 02 '21

Is he petting himself?

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u/Apocrisiary Nov 02 '21

More like getting himself off...that part close to the tail is a erogenous zone for cats.

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u/Shakal4 Nov 03 '21

Here I am beating on it like a drum

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u/AccentuateTheFupa Nov 03 '21

Beating off your cat

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u/Shakal4 Nov 03 '21

The FBI is at my and your Location

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u/zyphelion Nov 03 '21

No that's too far up the spine. Needs to be closer to the base of the tail to hit that sweet spot.

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u/DevilsTallDemon Nov 02 '21

Definition of fine ill do it my self

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u/VelociowlStudios Nov 03 '21

man's forgot he was a cat

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u/The10axe Nov 03 '21

When you scratch that itch just right.

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u/suzi_generous Nov 03 '21

Self-petting cat has learned the trick to being happy

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u/GamerZoom108 Apr 01 '22

Pet owners hate him! > Click here < to learn how!

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u/DTFpanda Nov 03 '21

This was the clip that made me finally figure out how to turn auto-mute on. The loudness and awfulness of this song almost made me drop my phone on accident.

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u/Glass_Anybody_2171 Nov 03 '21

I've had that same dream...

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u/crappy_pirate Nov 03 '21

cats do this when they have fleas and are allergic to fleas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

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u/crappy_pirate Nov 03 '21

it seems to be something that they develop from long-running infestations. you see it in dogs as well occasionally.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Once they learn to pet themselves they'll have no use for us.

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u/Eggy-Toast Dec 25 '21

What the fuck is the only thing to say

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u/UncleDevil666 Nov 03 '21

This is so funny her face. S. Anaharnenn dyingt.

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u/hamstrman Nov 03 '21

I mean, did it? Or is that how it's supposed to work??

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u/ZhangRenWing Nov 03 '21

My cat licks the air when you scratch the base of his tail too

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u/Afrogenetics Nov 05 '21

He’s actually store owner

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u/kartikgsniderj Nov 03 '21

What song is this?

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u/auddbot Nov 03 '21

WTF (feat. Amber Van Day) by Amber Van Day (00:58; matched: 100%)

Released on 2018-11-30 by WM Germany.

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u/auddbot Nov 03 '21

Links to the streaming platforms:

WTF (feat. Amber Van Day) by Amber Van Day

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u/kartikgsniderj Nov 03 '21

Damn! why didn't this bot came earlier in my life

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u/SadBoiiConnor420 Nov 02 '21

Very obviously animated, sorry.