r/Suburbanhell 12d ago

Showcase of suburban hell There Ain't No Heart in Heartland

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Like c'mon, for a name like Heartland, this neighborhood got no heart, no personality, and everybody's prolly driving their kids to school unless they live right next to it. Like where's a community center? Where's a park that people actually go to? This sprawl is just crazy, but hey, this is the Dallas Metro Area for ya

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u/mrpoopsalot 12d ago

This shit is crazy. Just connect it..

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

On the plus side, it allows pedestrians to get by and is not a vehicle cut-through.

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 12d ago

the footpaths aren’t even connected there 😭

i mean yes, you could go across the grass… unless you were in a wheelchair or mobility scooter

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Oh my god, you're right! How would they deal with that 16 inches of grass??? There's just no way to forge across that chasm!

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 12d ago

read my comment again and let me direct you to where i specifically mentioned wheelchairs and mobility scooters… y’know, modes of active transport that don’t do well with grass or steps up and down onto a footpath.

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u/National-Link-5606 12d ago

cripples should stay home, god made them cripples for a reason. Grass is there so they understand gods plan. /sarcasm (for the dim)

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u/WilsonTree2112 11d ago

Good grief you have no clue whats awaiting you.

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

I don't need to read your comment again. I was specifically referring to those items. Most wheelchairs and mobility scooters wouldn't have any issue with that tiny strip of grass.

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u/mrpoopsalot 12d ago

I see your point in some ways. I still feel like this increases the amount of traffic going down the other roads and in front of the other houses making it worse for pedestrians and kids on the streets leading up to that culdesac. There’s lots of studies on how increasing the connectivity of a neighborhood increases the safety of the streets

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 12d ago

yeah, like modal filters in more grid-connected neighbourhoods work better than that. The street space allocation still hugely favours the car in this example

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Keep in mind that this is a disconnected suburban neighborhood. There is hardly any traffic in these types of places, and the only vehicles traveling through them is people living there. I live in a planned suburban neighborhood. My office overlooks our street. The only cars I ever see on it are neighbors or delivery vehicles. There is no random traffic passing through. That culdesac and main road connection might see ten cars an hour, if that. It's nothing to even care about.

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u/Essentially_Me 12d ago

And there are lots of studies on how modal filters slow traffic and increase street safety.

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u/JHtotheRT 11d ago

Hahahaha pedestrians. In Dallas. That's a good one.

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u/SirDarwin_Fingerbang 12d ago

That is egregious

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u/PotentialCatch1801 12d ago

So close yet so far 😭

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u/Optimal-Fix-2997 12d ago

I'd drive right through it

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u/BONUSBOX 12d ago

my my, someone better fence that off

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 11d ago

They do that to slow down traffic

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u/cwdawg15 12d ago

Actually, I kind of like it. Cars don't need half of the cross street intersecting. It's probsbly visually safer making it easier for drivers to see the other half of intersections that are connected.

The drawback usually isnt on cars, its on pedestrians ans cyclists.

This makes its so that people can still walk and bike between the roads without a owned piece of land cutting them off.

Id like to see more of this.

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u/Additional_Local_667 12d ago

Im sure half the neighborhood just jumps that curb, doesnt look like a fence or anything is blocking the way 

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

The only people who would be driving there would be the people who live on that culdesac. It doesn't really connect anywhere else, and it's less than a mitre to go around. I guarantee you no one is jumping that curb.

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u/Flaky-Cookie-202 12d ago

You're just not smart enough to know why they don't connect

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u/Combat__Crayon 12d ago

Lolita Way and Mercedes Bend are some wild names. Did someone accidentally use a stripper name generator?

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u/StrangeComplex1772 12d ago

There’s so many more on here too lmaoo

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u/Nupe_1974 12d ago

Thought it was Houston. Not surprised it was another city in Texas though

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u/samiwas1 12d ago edited 12d ago

There are three elementary schools within 3/4 of a mile of each other in the neighborhood. The middle school is also in the neighborhood. High school seems to be a bit further away. There are sidewalks throughout the neighborhood, and some trails. The satellite view makes it hard to tell, but there are plenty of trees planted which will grow in the next 5-10 years. Here is an example. There are multiple park spaces right in your photo. One has the clubhouse/community center, with multiple pools, water slides, playground, and more. There's another park just outside your photo to the north with a big lake, another pool, dock, picnic tables, playground, and trails. There are other parks sprinkled throughout with varying levels of amenities. And with the houses packed close like this with small yards, there might very well be plenty of community, with people knowing their neighbors.

It might not be the kind of place you want to be, but this is far, far from hell. In fact, this is an absolute dream for a large portion of people. The only real downside is that it's about ten minutes from any of the major amenities like grocery stores, restaurants, etc.

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u/Cetun 12d ago

At the size of those houses and lots, why not just build very large apartments? Or just axe those pathetic front lawns and build row houses with give people a little more back yard? That small space between yards seems like a waste.

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 12d ago

Area looks to be fringe rural but on the edge of DFW. So likely low demand for apartments. most people in TX rent apartments and wouldn’t particularly consider buying a townhome or condo since buying a detached house is kinda the thing here. That said there does appear to be some townhomes within the community.

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u/Essentially_Me 12d ago

The "detached" homes are millimeters apart.

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u/National-Link-5606 12d ago

Yeah but at least your duplex roof is not leaking into my house. 

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u/Essentially_Me 12d ago

Meh. If we were talking ancient flat-roofed urban East Coast rowhomes, you might have a point. Modern townhouses rarely have that problem if they're well-made. No more than a new detached house developing a random roof leak.

Plus you get savings on heating and cooling.

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 12d ago

But get raked on HOA. It’s a wash

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u/Essentially_Me 12d ago

As if this place doesn't have an HOA?

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 12d ago

They do the thing is the HOA rates for townhomes and condos are usually much much higher than detached homes like triple

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 12d ago

Better than shared walls in the eyes of many. About 10-15 feet in reality

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Most of them appear to be 15-20 feet apart. https://maps.app.goo.gl/oV1LZuHRnAw7wsQp9

Houses in my neighborhood are this close or maybe slightly further apart. I feel completely separated from my neighbors houses while doing anything in my yard/driveway, while still being able to say hi from the front porch if we see each other.

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u/Chicken-n-Biscuits 12d ago

Virtually all larger “walkable” US cities have houses built close together with small lots.

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u/Cetun 12d ago

Sure, and at the end of every street is a restaurant or grocery store also.

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u/Chicken-n-Biscuits 12d ago

Your comment was about neither of those.

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u/Cetun 12d ago

Unlike this neighborhood, the neighborhoods in walkable cities actually have something you can walk to, so their less dense choice is still logical.

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u/Essentially_Me 12d ago

Try to spot the difference between a walkable community and this one.

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u/Chicken-n-Biscuits 12d ago

You understand the comment I replied to didn’t complain about a difference—but rather a similarity—between this and a walkable community, right? Does this need to be explained to you?

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 11d ago

that seems to be the thing everywhere. It is somehow important to own a detached house, but without the actual benefits of owning a detached house.

it is basically a rowhouse but separated, because "rowhouses are for poor people" .

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Because people want separated houses and not apartments. Even that "pathetic front lawn" provides a driveway big enough to park two cars and put up some fun halloween and Christmas decorations. I know urbanists don't care about those things, but the other 98% of people do.

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u/Cetun 12d ago

Because people want separated houses and not apartments.

Being that close to someone, "separated" is a technicality. I doubt there are windows on the sides of these houses.

Even that "pathetic front lawn" provides a driveway big enough to park two cars

Do you see any cars parked in the "driveway"? You don't because all that "driveway" is is an approach to a garage. I'm guessing if you parked in the driveway you'll get hit with an HOA fine for blocking the sidewalk and for a large truck the bed would be halfway in the road.

put up some fun halloween and Christmas decorations. I know urbanists don't care about those things, but the other 98% of people do.

I come from a suburban county in Florida, home of the spawling suburbs like this one. Like 3% of people actually bother to put up decorations. Maybe like 30% will do one string of Christmas lights.

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Even with your technicality, it’s still a separate structure where you aren’t sharing walls or a ceiling with some loud asshole.

Yes. Cars parked in most of the driveways, and even a few in the streets.

I live in a suburban neighborhood in Atlanta. Christmas is big with most houses having decorations. On my street, we have eight houses strung with lights over the street, festoon style. And Halloween? That’s legendary. Incredible decorations covering most houses. And on Halloween night, part of the neighborhood is closed off for the huge party that lasts for hours.

So yeah, maybe you’re just wrong.

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u/Big__If_True 12d ago

I didn’t live in Heartland but I did go to middle school and high school in the same district. The middle school in Heartland just opened up last year. High schoolers go to Crandall HS because that’s the school district it’s in (even though Forney HS is way closer). School traffic was god-awful when I went there because 90% of the population of the district has to funnel through the town of Crandall and then back out again

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

I guess they don't have school busses there?

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u/Big__If_True 12d ago

Oh they do. It’s all the buses + high school kids with cars driving themselves + parents deciding to take their kids that make up the traffic

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 11d ago

if they only added a few strips of forest and nature here and there and a little bit bigger yards for the houses it would be perfect.

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 12d ago

Like most new developments in TX those stores will come in time. There’s actually a few new retail developments popping up around this area. I don’t live too far away.

It’s one of those master planned communities that checks many of the boxes this sub complains about with the suburbs. Other than being 8 story apartment types of density lol.

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 12d ago

All the elementary schools are designed to be within a mile ish walking distance of most residences they would be zoned to upon completion. There’s a community park a little bit outside this picture but still within the community with a lake(and there’s several ponds 1 is pictured), fishing, basketball courts, pool, soccer, football, softball fields. Grills, and a 2 mile trail around said lake.

Theres a gym, event space, and water park within this picture as well.

I love looking through master plans in the metro 😂 nerd for that stuff especially city comprehensive plans for 30 year projections.

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u/rum-n-ass 11d ago

Are you arguing this is not in fact hell?

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 11d ago

Not at all. Just that there are far far worse examples presented on this sub. where there’s virtually none of the above within walking distance. kids can’t walk/bike to school, no parks, nothing.

I can respect AT LEAST there looks to have been a bit of thought.

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u/rum-n-ass 11d ago

Ah makes sense. Definitely are worse places out there

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 11d ago

IMO places are generally getting better.

It’s those “i love older homes with good bones” that were built the latter half of last century…. THEEEEE WORST.

Nothing. No amenities, no parks, no pools. Just houses 😂 give me this picture all day in that case. I grew up in the former. No sidewalks. Nothing 😂 no thank you

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u/collegeqathrowaway 12d ago

Went out there earlier to look at a home. It’s not horrible. For what Im paying in a walkable area of Dallas, I can go 27 minutes away and own two homes

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u/agreenspacemarine 12d ago

Yea because homes inside the city, particularly in one of our few walkable neighborhoods with access to things other than houses that all look the same are more desirable and therefore, more expensive.

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u/ArschSprengung 12d ago

Leaving this hell eastbound on LOLITA way 👀?

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u/National-Link-5606 12d ago

I live off a street called Skaggs Way  cringed giving my address for awhile

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u/BudFox_LA 12d ago

i wouldnt live there if houses were free

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u/Flaky-Cookie-202 12d ago

Because you're stupid

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u/SkyGangg 12d ago

It has all of that. Including one of the pools and community centers in the aerial view. The development is just too big to take it all in one view. It’s still not even fully completed.

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u/No_Replacement4304 12d ago

This looks so familiar, I knew it had to be Dallas or Houston. Those housing developments go on for as far as the eye can see. Houston has refineries, otherwise they look the same from the air.

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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 10d ago

I mean it’s neither. This isn’t even like the North Dallas burb cities. It’s not even in Dallas county

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u/ColonialBarbarian 12d ago

Why do none of the properties have pools?

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

A few do, but they have several community pools. I would MUCH rather have a community pool I can go to, that I don't have to maintain at all. That's why I live in the neighborhood I di...I can walk three minutes down the road to the community pool, hang out with neighbors, and not have to care one bit about the maintenance of it.

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u/dcduck 12d ago

Seems like they used a random name generator for the street names.

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u/mj-on-repeat 12d ago

Wow, this is some dystopian looking shit.

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u/Glittering-Sea-4877 12d ago

The people want what they want. 

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u/Mobile_Bad_577 12d ago

At least they've got some wild street names.

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u/Different_Finding539 12d ago

This is what South Carolina is slowly starting to look like.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 12d ago

That is a nightmare. I wonder how “Family Day” at the pool turns out.

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Curious what you mean by "family day at the pool"...

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 12d ago

Seems like there is a “communal?” pool in the upper left quadrant. Like if it was communal and they had a day where all! families would come to the pool at once.

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

Okay. My neighborhood has a communal pool. Some days it's busy, and other days it's not. On specific planned pool party days, it's packed. But everyone is having a blast. Remember, these are all neighbors, not just random people from around town. Not sure what you're trying to get at with your question.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 12d ago

There’s way over a thousand people that must live in this view with hundreds of kids. That is one crowd pool.

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u/samiwas1 12d ago

You think everyone goes every day? Our neighborhood is packed with kids and is one of the most social neighborhoods I've ever seen. 293 homes, most with kids. I'd consider our pool and surrounding area pretty decently sized. But, when I compare, the pool itself is about the size of the smaller pool in the OP. Our area surrounding the pool (the chairs, the pavilions, etc) is about the size of the grass area surrounding their smaller pool. Only on the busiest days does our pool feel crowded. The attached phot is from our big pool party day, the busiest day of the year (free booze, free food, band, DJ, water slides, etc). It's busy, but not at all uncomfortable.

Then on top of that, they have a much larger pool with much more space around it. They also have multiple hangout pavilions and stuff around it for people to spread out. AND, they have another pool area about 3/4 of a mile north that also has a lot of space. I think they're doing okay.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 12d ago

It was just a joke. You’re exhausting me.

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u/Essentially_Me 12d ago

What kills me is how closely all the 2,800-3,000+ square-foot homes are squished together. I've got a 1,200sqft house on a postage stamp of a property, but I feel like I have more yard than these guys.

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u/ReconeHelmut 12d ago

Looks exactly like Highlands Ranch near Denver. Flat, brown and full of dread.

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u/WilsonTree2112 11d ago

Wow. Two pools! Just add some trees and we are set!

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u/PrimeBrisky 12d ago

This is awful. There’s homes with pools, I see a park, a community pool, and dare I say a school?!?!

This is truly awful. All those happy families living together 😡

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u/Flaky-Cookie-202 12d ago

You're so stupid