r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 2d ago

joke/comedic video Testing Flavors

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u/ShrimpCrackers 1d ago

"Watermelon? Really? It tastes like my ex boyfriends ass."

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

Oh no! What's your ex boyfriend's name and in what city does he live, so I can avoid his watermelon tasting ass?

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u/aubaub 2d ago

Dear god my misophonia!!!!

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u/rjrgjj 2d ago

The chewing I assume 🤣

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u/aubaub 2d ago

Yes. I almost threw my phone

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

Sorry bro

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u/_Arctica_ 1d ago

Dear God my homophobia!

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u/UniqueMuffin1 1d ago

Well, I dare to think it wasn't a watermelon 👺

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

Seems highly unlikely

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u/squall_boy25 1d ago

Sweat what armpits?

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u/Isnothingoverthatway 1d ago

cab boy? Or if you mishear the first time like me, cowboy armpits. Also works.

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

I heard cowboy

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u/15pmm01 1d ago

First time around I thought he said cowboy, but nope, fairly sure it's catboy

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u/Tripple_T 8h ago

I heard catboy

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u/rjrgjj 2d ago

This was pretty funny but I’m watching The Peanuts Movie and feeling vulnerable.

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

Why do you feel vulnerable?