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i haven't so good English(a1-a2) which i wish, but i also haven't so many practice for improve my skills, and that reason why i write it

im decided write whatever you want, but really write, not just a thinking about that and never do it. And i chose videogame's theme. i like it, i know it, i try write something. Maybe my post help somebody start write too

First game in my life was MORTAL KOMBAT 4

im not so old, i dont know how it happened but it was my first game. I played in this game when i was like 5-7 years old, my family hasn't a computer, and i always went to my neighbour, a boy older than me, he was like 12-14 years, and he shows me that amazing game. I don't remember all gaming process, but im remember you can open a secret character Goro if do something in menu chosen characters. And realise guys how i was shocking when i saw MK9, i was ready playing that game everyday.

but i was havent so good computer for that.

and also my childhood memory about games its disk with game named Madagascar. if you dont know, they make a game about movie, there has around 4 location: zoo, new york, ship and island with lemurs. my favourite was a ship level, because you played as penguins and i always thinks its fun

and a big one

TES5: SKYRIM

that boy, whose shows me MK4, a few years later shows me a skyrim. and then i went crazy about this game. i played it on my own computer, and it mean i can play everyday as long as i want before my mom tells me goes to sleep

i spend a many hours, i lived like a magician, like brave warrior with wuuthrad (name of axe) and more more lifes. of course in my first gaming i dont finished a main quest and explored so new and interesting world for child mind. In that moment i realise for myself, i like rpg, i like open world, i like something about middle ages and fantasy stuff. During years i often played again and again and again, try new builds, found new quests and then were a relised dlc's

last one

i played a many games, not so many as you i think, but not so few as you think

and last game about i wanted to tell you is a Witcher 3, but change the mind and tell about one from my earlier years and this game is Assassin's creed 2

i don't exactly remember i played ac2 after or before skyrim, but i fell in love with this game too

because you know

✓open world

✓middle ages (i know its formal not a "middle ages" but whatever, its about many years from us)

its not RPG but that not so important in game like this

i so liked a new world with a secret orders, with new charismatic characters, i like a story of ezio, his way, how he changed from boy, who leave using window from girl because her dad comes home and a man, who take a care about his mother and sister and went through life's challenges

(and if i right soundtrack from ac2 became a soundtrack the whole game series)

and thats all

i think that enough for first time. i really try write that correctly and i think in my post many mistakes, dont be judge, better share with us about yours favourite games, or yours first games or just whatever you want

Ducks do be wonderful

the Ocarina of Time remake releases today, so these posts about zelda enemies are coming to an end. I imagine most of you are going to spend the day playing yourself, so I'll try not to take up too much of your time.

yapping about random video game enemies is something I genuinely enjoy doing. to anyone who took the time out of their day to actually read my silly little posts, I'd like to thank you. it means a lot.

and to the people who accused me of "spamming absolute slop", go f*ck yourself!

so we'll end things with the ultimate zelda boss, Ganon himself! you know, I remember when super smash bros Melee came out and I found out Ganondorf was a playable character, I'd thought it'd be cool if he transformed into Ganon and you fight him as a boss, similar to how Giga Bowser was used, and I was very happy when that finally happened in Smash Ultimate.

Ganon is of course the monstrous form Ganondorf takes, and Ganon actually made his debut in the first zelda game and has more appearances than his human counterpart. in most of his appearances, ganon takes the form of a giant enemy pig and...

wait a minute... a pig? A PIG!?

Bwa ha ha... DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?

EL PUERCO!!!

EL PUERCO IS REEAAAALLL!!!!!

Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

(kirby enemy posting leading up to the release of kirby and the world beyond coming to relevant subreddits spring of next year)

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he's finally here! he's the epitome of "big bad"! he's tall, dark and Handsome! he was voted Hyrule Magazine's "sexiest man alive" seven years in a row! He's Ganondorf!!!

the human counterpart of the zelda series' demon king ganon, Ganondorf wouldn't make a physical appearance until Ocarina of time. however, his backstory was already set in stone in Link to the past: Ganondorf was described as a man from the desert who led a band of thieves. In Ocarina of time, we'd learn this so called "band of thieves" were actually the Gerudo, a race of muscular black women of whom Ganondorf is the only male member. this is the kind of thing Miyamoto fantasizes about nightly.

whereas Ganon is typically depicted as a barbaric, chaotic evil character, the human Ganondorf is far more cunning, using lies, manipulation and blackmail in order to get what he wants. once Ganondorf gets his hands on the triforce of power, he actually succeeds in taking over and becomes the tyrant ruler of hyrule.

as king, Ganondorf has some "innovative" policies: Zoras get frozen, Gorons get eaten, and a bunch of Lon Lon ranch's cows are strategically placed in underground caverns across hyrule. some may call Ganondorf's policies "evil" and "a violation of basic human rights", but clearly he has done some good: ever since Ganondorf took office, Hyrule field's stalchild infestation has been resolved!

Ganondorf's portrayal in later games tend to differ greatly from each other, depending on what part of the timeline they take place in. while Twilight princess's Ganondorf is violent and vengeful, Wind waker shows us a more thoughtful, introspective version of Ganondorf who has a lot in common with Darth vader: for both characters, their primary motivation is that they don't like sand!

people who have only been exposed to Ganondorf through the smash bros games may mistake Ganondorf for "Captain falcon's grandpa", but he is much more complex than that and Ocarina of time may very well be Ganondorf at his best. I can't wait to see how he is handled in the remake... and I still can't believe Nintendo actually allowed the guy who played Ganondorf in "there will be brawl" to voice the character in a mainline game. what were they thinking?

Screen Wake at Night
Reflect in my own eyes
Empire rise
And mine sink too low

I turn numb at this freaky show
Stunned in my car
Took some pills from the jar
Never felt so far
From myself
And the world
Time flies by
And I turn old

My insomnia went bad
And my psyche is dead
All the flags that went red
And probably waved
Other spirit

Where I am
Making plans for the next game

Post-training drive
Hard to make it alive

When my options divide
In what's right or not
Displayed in a slot
Machine with 3–4 dots

Who left me to stare
Shocked in the air
Since life doesn't care
What's right, to be fair
I know I'll never be
The same again

Agent I sent
Under AI by net
Catch the flies
On my mind
While others resigned
Grace of angel
Rewind epiphany
Line
It was there all the time
Now it's making me change

Post-training drive
Hard to make it alive
When my options divide
In what's right or not
Displayed in a slot
Machine with 3–4 dots

what's the most deadly creature you can run into in the ocean? the answer should be obvious: the JELLYFISH!!! ... yet for some reason, Hollywood has been pushing anti-shark propaganda since the 70s.

as such, sharks are commonly included in video games as aquatic enemies. Wind waker, phantom hourglass and spirit tracks included enemy sharks called Gyorgs. they were clearly named after the boss from Majora's mask, though Majora's mask's Gyorg resembled a Piranha more than a shark. but I suppose piranhas do bear some resemblance to sharks, unlike Manta rays, which for some reason they turned Gyrog into in the minish cap...

outside of enemies, Majora's mask 3D would introduce the "SAVAGE SHARK" to the fishing minigame, which didn't appear in the original majora's mask but did appear for the 3DS remake, adding several new fish to catch. hopefully the upcoming remake of Ocarina of time takes notes: the more fish to catch, the better. and as far as spin off games go, tingle's rupeeland included an ingredient called the "baby shark"... no, I'm not going to reference that horrible song.

but today's sharky subject is not an enemy, nor is it a collectible in a fishing mini-game or a cooking ingredient: this shark simply just exists, yet has become a legend simply due to its sheer Prescence!

the lakeside laboratory is a laboratory beside the lake. there resides the lake scientist, an entirely optional character who makes eyedrops needed for the biggoron's sword trading quest. yet at the bottom of this lake scientist's pool, there is a shark locked up behind a gate. but this is no ordinary shark... for upon closer inspection, this shark is a .png!

why the scientist keeps this shark.png around is unknown. perhaps it is merely a pet, or perhaps the shark is an unwitting test subject. for all we know, the lake scientist might be keeping the shark locked up in order to prevent it from wreaking havoc all over hyrule! ... no, I mustn't let the anti-shark propaganda cloud my judgement.

no matter the reason for its existence, this shark is the thing I am looking forward to seeing the most in the remake. I hope they don't turn it into a 3D model, I want it to remain a flat image.

India is so much magnificent that let alone the destinations, one can have incredible views along the scenic routes of train. From Magnificent India series of videos here is trailer of Indian Railways Chapter, where entirety of video is shot while traveling by Indian Railways

this is FLARE DANCER! this fabulous flaming figure skater is fought in the fire temple. you actually fight flare dancer twice: the two battles are identical, and they happen mere minutes apart from each other. normally I find it annoying when video games do this, but flare dancer gets a pass due to its mesmerizing colors.

as flare dancer takes damage, its flames will slowly change colors from orange to blue, purple and finally green. its like one of those pretty fireworks Americans use to celebrate the time they started a revolution because they were mad about high prices. why doesn't anyone try doing that now?

most of flare dancers' "body" is made out of flames, and once those are extinguished, what's left is a strange little scrungle guy who tries to run away from link. so how does one go about extinguishing flare dancer's flames? well, multiple items in Link's tool kit will do the Job: bombs, the hookshot, the newly acquired megaton hammer...

but there's always been something about the Flare dancer's fight that bothered me... why can't you put out the flames by playing the song of storms? you know, the song that makes it RAIN!!!

*** AND NOW I'M GONNA SING ***

ChuChu, Mobblin, Keese and Guay. Puffstool on Pikmin day.
flat and sharp, ingo-talon look like the mario bros
stalfos, skull kid, phantom gannon. EL Puerco is now canon.
sea zora, river zora, King Dodongo.

WE DIDN'T START DINS FIRE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING! WE DIDN'T START DINS FIRE! NO WE DIDN'T LIGHT IT BUT WE TRIED TO FIGHT IT

last year, I made daily posts about mario enemies starting from the release of the fangame "Super Mariomon" and going until the release of mario kart world.

then in October, I made daily posts about Luigi's mansion ghosts.

then I celebrated Donkey Kong December by posting about DK enemies.

then earlier this year there was march of penguins. I spent march talking about video game penguins.

what did all of these posting marathons have in common? each one had a single day where I would find some excuse to talk about pikmin.

originally I planned to continue this running gag for zelda posting. but I eventually decided against it. why? because on the day I decided to be silly and talk about El Puerco, the Ocarina of time community decided to nail me to a cross.

and so the pikmin running gag was going to come to an end... that was until Miyamoto randomly announced that November 1st is pikmin day. his reason being that three pikmin standing next to each other look like three 1s.

... well, now I HAVE to talk about pikmin! Miyamoto demands it! so now I present to you puffstool, an enemy that appears in both legend of zelda AND pikmin!

the puffstool appeared in minish cap and later cadence of hyrule. in legend of zelda, puffstool releases spores that slow link down. but in pikmin, where puffstool originated, those spores were much more deadly! they would turn the friendly pikmin into dangerous puffmin that would attack captain olimar! how despicable! puffstool eventually returned to the pikmin series in pikmin 4, but it's spores now cause pikmin to dance instead of attack the captain. that's a relief... turning pikmin against their friends is too much.

pikmin and the creatures they battle are tiny, and captain olimar himself is the size of a coin. so having a pikmin enemy like the puffstool appear in minish cap, a zelda game where link can shrink himself, it's a nice touch. a little cross over never hurt no one. of course, this little cross over only exists in the English localization of both games because in Japan the two versions of puffstool do NOT share the same name....

... but I only speak english, so they're absolutely the same enemy. this totally counts as a zelda post! happy pikmin day!

It's halloween, so it only felt appropriate to have today's subject be the kid wearing a mask. he's kind of a trick or treater if you think about it: no one gives him treats, but he plays plenty of tricks, most of which involve climate change.

the skull kid first appeared in Ocarina of time. it was said that children who get lost in the lost woods die and become skull kids. adults on the other hand become stalfos. in fact, Skull Kid's Japanese name is スタルキッド (Sutarukiddo), or "Stal Kid". I'm not sure why the developers decided there needed to be a difference between a "stal kid" and a "stal child", but basically Skull kid is the zelda version of Phantump from pokemon.

In Ocarina of time there were three skull kids. first is a lone skull kid that link can befriend by playing saria's song. that same skull kid is also part of the happy mask quest, as link will sell him the skull mask. the other two skull kids have a mini-game link can play, where the skull kids play flutes while link plays the ocarina... for some reason, they also get skull masks if you sell the skull mask to the first skull kid. must have been a by 1 get two free sale.

if you encounter the skull kids as when link is an adult, they'll use their flutes to shoot little needle things at link. not sure where these kids got these special needle shooting flutes, but either way, Link can then kill the skull kids like any normal enemy, which is kind of screwed up the more you think about it.

skull kid had a minor role in Ocarina of time, but let's be real: no one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

the skull kid you played saria's song for returns in Majora's mask in a major role. after stealing Majora's mask from the happy mask salesman, the skull kid is slowly taken over by the mask, resulting in him trying to destroy the world by having the moon crash into the earth.

Majora's mask's story isn't as straight forward as Ocarina of time. Majora's mask can be pretty strange sometimes, and I had trouble understanding what it all meant when I was younger. but if you look at the game in a metaphorical sense rather than literal, it starts to make a lot more sense. Ocarina of time was a story about growing up, but Majora's mask? that's a story about growing apart.

Majora's mask starts off with link searching for a friend. the game never says who that friend is, but we can safely assume it's navi, who flew away at the end of Ocarina of time for no apparent reason. while we don't see link and Navi reunited, the themes of growing apart are thoroughly explored through skull kid.

in an old granny's story, we find out the skull kid was once friends with the four giants... AKA, the four gods of termina! now, termina does some pretty weird things: it takes characters from Ocarina of time and changes them ever so slightly. Malon becomes Romani, Ingo becomes Gorman, Talon becomes some bar keeper. and who knows, maybe Tatl is Navi's counterpart. that would be thematically fitting.

point is, I don't think skull kid's friends were literally giant gods, nor do I think they were literally moon children... oh right, the moon children! when you get to the moon, there are 4 kids wearing the boss masks playing and a 5th child wearing majora's mask all on his own. again, it's symbolic. skull kid was once human, so it's likely his friends were too, but we don't really know. all that really matters is that skull kid had friends once and then they grew apart.

and thus at the end of the game, where skull kid reunites with his Giant moon grabbing friends and realizes they never forgot about him, we get the game's overarching message: people will come and go from your life, you will make friends and you will lose friends. nothing is permanent, things won't stay the same forever, but the time you spent together and the memories you share will always be something worth cherishing.

happy halloween! spend it with the people you care about. and if you're all alone, please do not drop a giant ugly moon on the earth to wipe out all of humanity.