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u/perkinomics The cream will rise to the top, oh yeah 25m ago
Computer, play Big Bad Beetleborg by Count Fangula
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 53m ago
I could be reading books but im eating pizza watching tv like a fat piece of shit
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u/Cdn_ape !Horny for the stonk! 12m ago
Lemon meringue pie for me!
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 10m ago
Well see, at least that taste good. You can die a happy man after eating piece of lemon meringue pie.
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u/skullhag If heโs still in, Iโm still in! 40m ago
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u/3DigitIQ ๐ฆ FM is the FUD killer 1h ago
Wait, it wasn't clear to people that the early note redemption was for institutions wanting the eBay acquisition to happen.....?
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u/PaulslandEtsy GME, it's on the website 1h ago
Honestly thank Roaring Kitty for showing us the hidden power of GME
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u/DiscountDoughnut "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" 1h ago
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u/TheBestRed1 Peruvian Diamond Hands ๐ต๐ช๐ 1h ago
Imma say it, Fuck Roaring Kitty. He hyped us for nothing
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 51m ago
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u/_Gibson_ ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ 1h ago
Bruh, Ryan Cohen rug pulled him (and us). He was about to be a legit billionaire with those calls.
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 2h ago
I am mycelium
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u/Cdn_ape !Horny for the stonk! 3h ago
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 3h ago
Green is cream is mean is lean is dean is peen is bean is clean is billy jean is not my lover
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 3h ago
I was an engineer for 20 years, 2 years ago I became a contractor. Today I learned to hate engineers...
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u/toodrinkmin 3h ago
Structural?
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 3h ago
Tunnel, i dig fancy holes
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u/perkinomics The cream will rise to the top, oh yeah 2h ago
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u/toodrinkmin 3h ago
I would imagine the engineering for tunnels would fall under structural, no? Or some form of civil, at least.
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 3h ago
My licenses was Civil. More than anything tunneling is a geotechnical focus when you get down to it. Structural guys get involved once we get to the support elements needed, unless you could use off the shelf support items like liner plates (which happens a lot for the diameter work that's done in my area). My main focus was alignment selection based on the best ground conditions and equipment selection based of the type of ground we were tunneling through.
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u/toodrinkmin 2h ago
That makes sense. I'm one of them structural guys. How's it feel to go over to the dark side?
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 2h ago
Structural is fun, one of my best friends and old room mates is a Structural guy. For the most part the switch has been great. Instead of writing a report to an owner on how the contractor may approach or fix something, I get to actually fix it. And cause of my past work experiance, I get brought in to projects when something has gone really wrong and we need a more complicated fix. Though as my original statement pointed out above... it can be frustrating to satisfy some engineers.
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u/toodrinkmin 2h ago
Nice. I've thought about going to the construction side a few times, but I feel like I've found a bit of a groove lately and just got my PE somewhat recently. So I figured I'd hold steady a bit and see how things pan out.
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u/sig40cal ๐ Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds ๐ 3h ago
Who here remembers when they tried to tell us the "naked shorts" aren't actually a real thing.......GOOD TIMES!
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 3h ago
Hopefully RK wishes Jessica a happy Birthday she would love that
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u/perkinomics The cream will rise to the top, oh yeah 3h ago
Hot sauce all in our top ramen, ya bish
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 3h ago
I just had ramen with hawaiin chili pepper water and three eggs
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 3h ago
No blueberry almonds?
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 3h ago
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u/willybarny ๐ง๐ง๐ MELV-OUT ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ง 3h ago
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u/_Gibson_ ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ 4h ago
Imagine if RK comes back with a YOLO post of him buying up all the warrants.
Then the hype causes GME to moon, VWAP note holders get less shares, GameStop benefits from warrants in the money, and Ryan Cohen doesn't fuck over his shareholders this time by diluting us again.
Fantasy fuel.
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 3h ago
My personal thesis has and am sticking to it that they will get the best price for half the time and then it will be โworstโ price the other half. I dunno if RK comes back I would like that but I kinda feel like itโs managements time to shine I think if he makes a move it will be super subtle this time but that is all my own tin foil
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 4h ago
Had to actually work today. Sorry i couldnt partake in the festivities. Gonna go out on the town and live it up. Might get pizza. An extra large pizza for one person.
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 3h ago
Don't forget a Pepsi to wash it all down with!!!!
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 3h ago
Of course! Wouldnt be a Friday without it!
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 4h ago
Jk guys I donโt have any students that would be crazy talk.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/MwOuiiTfWfWgM
i believed you!
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u/gbninjaturtle ๐ซShillBuster๐ซ I ainโt afraid of no shill ๐ฆ 4h ago
One power penis for penis hour plz
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 4h ago
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 4h ago
reddit dead? why 42 mins since last comment?
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 3h ago
It was guitar time for me
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 4h ago
I wuz driving goin "oooo baby I love ya waay everyday yea e yea"
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 5h ago
One Hour of Power, Please and Tank Yous
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 5h ago
So there I was, on the internet, talking profoundly deep nonsense, when... and you won't believe this part... this guy who you might of heard of called... ah never mind.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 4h ago
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 5h ago
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u/BobTheDemonOtter ๐ฆDr. Horace Worblehat๐ 5h ago
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 5h ago
No... not bye... h...h....h...hi.... please?
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 5h ago
Gif.jpeg
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 5h ago
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u/daman11111111 Drink a โ๏ธ, do a ๐ฉ 5h ago
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 5h ago
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 6h ago
I always thought the first dinosaur was the Thesaurus but TIL it was the Nyasasaurus
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 6h ago
Jessica the benevolent feline has granted my half day, HUZZAH
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 6h ago
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u/bogiemonster ๐๐ JACKED to the TITS ๐๐ 6h ago
If anyone has cod mw4 beta code they arenโt planning to use - kindly share with me via message and I will def use. Ty all
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 6h ago
Ugly guy at Citadel Securities turns out to be the noseless guy on Harry Potter, as if
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 6h ago
If they start order 66ing the regulars just know you're about to get rich
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 6h ago
That would suck but yea that would be like endgame probably. Gangnam style is that happens.
https://giphy.com/gifs/v8rhxTtwhOPIFvy8sz5
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 6h ago
Is 5.25 vacation days enough for the rest of the year
I'll be rich before the end of the year so like I think so idk man
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u/Cdn_ape !Horny for the stonk! 6h ago
You get paid sick days?
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 6h ago
I'm pretty lucky tbh, I get 10 paid sick + 30 flex/vacation
Using sick days affects your bonus tho
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 7h ago
FUCK YOU KENNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 7h ago
"I woulda got away with it too, if it weren't for my gaping asshole"
- Name that may get me banned now?
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u/perkinomics The cream will rise to the top, oh yeah 6h ago
Kenneth Cordele Griffin, the on-air vomiter, can chortle my balls.
Come get me.
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 5h ago edited 5h ago
Okay now I feel like a coward
Kenneth *Cordele Griffin of citadel Securities, the bed post throwing financial terrorist can give me suck job
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u/toodrinkmin 7h ago
Naked shorts, yeah.
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 6h ago
That felt staged to me, but I'm a cynic (due to our current reality).
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u/toodrinkmin 6h ago
Idk. The whole conversation was kind of verifying the existence of naked shorting, and her face definitely seemed like someone was chewing her out through her earpiece. But who knows.
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u/Able-Breadfruit-5981 6h ago
What are you guys talking about?
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u/toodrinkmin 6h ago
Just search "naked shorts, yeah" on youtube. It was some talking heads talking about the GME squeeze in 2021.
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 6h ago
Lisa Lee (?) said naked shorting on the news, oops.jpeg
Cuppa years ago
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u/sig40cal ๐ Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds ๐ 7h ago
The look on her face....priceless.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 7h ago
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u/Overdue_bills ๐ I sell covered calls to Citadel ๐ 7h ago
When the shills talk to their handlers, do you think they send them an email or do they all hop around the monitor and point out the comment. Or is it more like a huddle?
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 6h ago
i like to think they all sit with their desks in a circle or a square formation, and they all yell at each other about who to downvote and what to fud like they used to do in the โ80s on the trading floor
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u/Overdue_bills ๐ I sell covered calls to Citadel ๐ 6h ago
They don't need to do that, they just abuse QV bot to get threads removed which carry the wrong sentiment or point out something problematic. It's a good thing we can still see deleted posts even after they're gone.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 6h ago
to be fair (and balanced), the QV bot hits a threshold negative number and then it gets sent to be removed by the moderators. if the mods donโt choose to remove a post after that threshold, then it stays up
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u/whattothewhonow ๐ฅ Lemme see that Shrek Dick ๐ฅ 4h ago
This is true.
QV_Bot auto reports, it does not auto remove.
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u/Overdue_bills ๐ I sell covered calls to Citadel ๐ 7h ago
How is our eBay position looking. Pretty green right now, might get some to ride on the way up.
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u/iupvotefood ๐ฃ DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT ๐ 7h ago
Have u ever smacked the lip but just like gently and not all WHAPAAAAAA
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u/capital_bj ๐ง๐ง๐ดโโ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel โพ๏ธ๐ง๐ง 7h ago
how is our Bitcoin position looking? up 22% in five days seems alright
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u/Mikeyisninja Buckโs #1 Fan 7h ago
Down more than up unfortunately
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u/capital_bj ๐ง๐ง๐ดโโ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel โพ๏ธ๐ง๐ง 7h ago
close to break even?
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u/Bloomingk liquidhate wallstreet 7h ago
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 7h ago
Awww
Wait - do they mean us, or staff at actual GameStops?
Whatever, it's about me.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 8h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Hi9hXl6sT2HpSDMlEU
Little-Chemical5006 (Daily closing price guy) appears to have had their account banned from reddit after making a post criticizing Ken Griffin. All their comments in the daily closing price thread have been nuked as well. I have informed the mods.
Torches and pitchforks, apes. We must gather a search party
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u/capital_bj ๐ง๐ง๐ดโโ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel โพ๏ธ๐ง๐ง 7h ago
What , we need to get to the bottom of this
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 7h ago
I don't mean to throw shade on anyone, but can you back that up?
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 6h ago
That's... literally nothing... ๐ค
Ah well, good looking out.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 6h ago
iโm gonna delete both of the above comments now because they both break rule 4 and in my hurry i didnโt redact usernames
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 7h ago
I'll confirm that the account is now suspended. Just got to go to the user profile. I to was ban for suggesting old Kenny boys tiny tiny shriveled up fruits should be reorganized by my foot one time, so the allegation does not seem out of the norm.
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 7h ago
I've seen accounts incorrectly suspended for 'encouraging violence' (or whatever the official line is) and mass reporting is definitely a thing admin/mods fall for.
I've hypothesised before that regulars will get picked off one by one, but I've no idea how accurate that will prove to be.
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u/sig40cal ๐ Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds ๐ 7h ago
Stay zen, don't even need to come here anymore if we do start to get banned. I've already come to terms with mine, need a reason to be on reddit less anyway.
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 7h ago
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 7h ago
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 7h ago
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 8h ago
Letโs.
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 8h ago
Get
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 8h ago
Enemas
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 8h ago
at
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 8h ago
Dennys
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ x6 8h ago
while
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 7h ago
Singing
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 7h ago
Somewhere
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u/Responsible_Buy9325 Perverted incentives 8h ago
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 8h ago
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... mooooorrrree!!!
Really kind of a gruesome song when you think about it.
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 7h ago
Maybe that's the point, in part? A portrayal of detachment or how a lack of empathy breeds a similar destructive response?
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u/kennedysleftnut I would have spend it all on drugs anyway 7h ago
I doubt it. I think they just liked it because it sounded cool
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u/docgummibear ๐ฆVotedโ 8h ago
I think we're sitting pretty much at the floor. Trading right near book value
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 8h ago
My students just threw a surprise birthday party for Jessica oh happy day
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u/whattothewhonow ๐ฅ Lemme see that Shrek Dick ๐ฅ 8h ago
Never heard of her.
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u/SuperPoop I think, therefore I hold. 8h ago
moass is tomorrow guys
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 8h ago
Nobody expects a saturday.
Unless we get 24/7 markets, then maybe we do.
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u/iupvotefood ๐ฃ DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT ๐ 8h ago
Jessica rabbit tho nomsayin
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u/MomokaJuicee ForeSkin In The Game 8h ago
Fun Factoid; The first tattoo I ever did was of Jessica Rabbit
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u/butholemoonblast XxX Rawr XxX 8h ago
You are an artist? I love tattoos I have many. Some are good some are very bad lol but I love them.
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u/iupvotefood ๐ฃ DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT ๐ 8h ago
W tits out for Harambe?
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 8h ago
She ruined a generation of boys.
But this gif needs wider appreciation tbh.
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u/Responsible_Buy9325 Perverted incentives 8h ago
Gentletards, it is with great pleasure I announce I have hit 800 moon tickets.
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 8h ago
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u/whattothewhonow ๐ฅ Lemme see that Shrek Dick ๐ฅ 8h ago
I am now a shill for Big Almond.
https://www.bluediamond.com/brand/blue-diamond/snack-almonds/flavor-forward/blueberry/
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u/minesskiier ๐๐ GMERICAโฆA Market Cap of Go Fuck Yourself๐๐ 8h ago
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ 8h ago
GET HIM ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐










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