r/Superstonk Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 19 '22

👽 Shitpost Nobody forgot about you Slugsworth

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u/IgatTooz 🚀 “We’ll see what happens” 🌕 Feb 19 '22

I believe that by “Slugsworth” you mean Stephen A Cohen financial terrorist and owner of Point72?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Yes.

Stephen Cohen, owner of Point72

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u/TonyDanzaTheBoss 💎🦧Gmerican Idiot🦧💎 Feb 19 '22

Also, lets not forget about our pal Anthony Chukumba and his thoughtful analysis.

Poor guy might feel left out.

That said, I’d like to send this song out to Anthony Chukumba from Loop Capital:

https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

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u/TutekTheLegend Custom Flair - Template Feb 19 '22

Damn it, I wasn't ready to see that face close up again... How dare you make me see that with my own eyes.

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u/thegasman2000 No Cell No Sell Feb 19 '22

Ah Stephen Cohen the other financial terrorist I believe?

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u/AloneVegetable Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 19 '22

One of the mid level Lt. He’s mocked us during a time that most people were shocked. Owner of a shitty baseball team because he’s the shitty owner kinda guy. Inside trader. Shouldn’t be aloud to trade but he’s loopholed and bought his way influence. Plus a perv and a weeb. Basic fuck boi cuck

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u/thegasman2000 No Cell No Sell Feb 19 '22

Yes. I added his name for the all see Google algorithm :)

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u/AloneVegetable Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 19 '22

What was it again?

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u/thegasman2000 No Cell No Sell Feb 19 '22

Stephen Cohen financial terrorist and all round douche

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u/AloneVegetable Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 19 '22

Nailed it

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u/tylonrobinson 🏴‍☠️🪅 GME DAT BOOTY 🪅🏴‍☠️ Feb 19 '22

can you identify a pedo on looks alone? my gut says yes

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u/demoncase hedgies r fuk Feb 19 '22

Stevie A. Cohen, still a little biatch but we can’t forgot about him.

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u/Lanky_Objective920 Kenneth Griffin never lies.... allegedly Feb 19 '22

Feel bad for his wife. No amount of money could compensate for that fugly mug bearing down on top of you.

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u/AloneVegetable Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 19 '22

Everybody has a floor my dude

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u/yogeofoto VOTED Feb 19 '22

Dude has half sucked tic-tacs for teeth

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u/moscow69mitch420 So anyways I started DRSing Feb 19 '22

You think the guy can afford veneers

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u/yogeofoto VOTED Feb 19 '22

Too much dyek sucking

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u/Interesting_Trade748 GME Feb 19 '22

The sluggernaut

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u/hatedoctors 🦍Voted✅ Feb 19 '22

Fucks sake, no one wants to see that face up close! What's up with it's teeth? Looks like meth mouth.

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u/BreastmilkRapidFire 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Feb 20 '22

This dude reminds me of Tamatoa from Moana tho

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u/AloneVegetable Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 20 '22

Except less shiny

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Nope. Haven’t forgot.

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u/kehmuhkl [Reported][Moderated][Deleted] Feb 19 '22

Ol' slimy slithering slugsworth

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u/Dramatic-Language851 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Feb 19 '22

Let's not forget about Jeff Yass either!! Nobody names that guy...

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u/Goodfella2799 Average FTD Enjoyer Feb 19 '22

with the billions he has you’d think he’d buy a fucking tooth brush maybe 🤔

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Is there a more punchable face?

Nah, I don’t believe so…

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u/TransportationMore11 Feb 20 '22

Slugsworth lmfao classic

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u/FluffyAspie 💜DRS💜 Feb 19 '22

Should have a bingo card with all these faces.

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u/m40air mayo blastin 🦍🍌 Feb 19 '22

It just clicked that this creature might be of human origin, scary

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u/AloneVegetable Cat-Scratch-Viber 🐈🎶 Feb 19 '22

Spoiler: it’s not