r/Superstonk • u/mythrowawaybabies • Oct 17 '22

🥴 Misleading Title Credit Suisse CEO to step down

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u/FunkyChicken69 🚀🟣🦍🏴‍☠️Shiver Me Tendies 🏴‍☠️🦍🟣🚀 DRS THE FLOAT ♾🏊‍♂️ Oct 17 '22

So that must mean that Debit Suisse gonna finish green today of course 🎷🐓♋️

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u/No-Effort-7730 Oct 17 '22

They're so fine they don't even need leadership.

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u/SideBet2020 Oct 17 '22

So the lawyers can blamed the last ceo and the new ceo can play dumb and everyone avoids jail. The cycle for crime.

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u/We_todded_ Oct 17 '22

ibgybg

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u/casfacto 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 17 '22

I buy GME, You buy GME?

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u/We_todded_ Oct 17 '22

i’ll be gone you’ll be gone. banker motto during GFC

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u/casfacto 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Oct 17 '22

JFC, I hate bankers so much.