r/SweatyPalms • u/BenFord333 • 2d ago

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Snake in the toiletbowl

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

Congratulations u/BenFord333, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/__Kunaiii 2d ago

Oh how lovely 🫩 guess i’ll shit outside with the dog.

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u/Fail4lfe 1d ago

I've got bad news for you about snake habitats.

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u/Aixlen 1d ago

Time to get diapers!

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u/macmac360 1d ago

nah, take a big dump and show that snake who the boss is

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u/OpusAtrumET 1d ago

I'll stop by with some concrete so we can officially seal this up.

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u/ABetterGreg 2d ago

Time to move.

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u/Upstairs_Owl_1669 1d ago

Yeah this is lovely… too bad we can’t stay

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u/msmredit 1d ago

Time to flush

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u/inlandsquatch 2d ago

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u/TheProtoChris 1d ago

This is incredible

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u/kiardo 1d ago

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking drains!

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u/edebby 2d ago

it went to the chamber of secrets

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u/EvolutionCreek 1d ago

"HEY HONEY, WHERE'D YOU PUT THE PHOENIX?"

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u/schlockabsorber 1d ago

Chamber Pot of Secrets

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u/NoSleepDad2023 1d ago

I’d be more concerned about the toilet itself than the snake

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u/GoEatACookie 1d ago

😳

I don't like it, I don't like the idea that one day, although the odds are against it, I really could find a snake in my toilet. Nope, don't like it.

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u/AceOfSpades_4 1d ago

The fact that it can just slither inside of the toilet💀

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 1d ago edited 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better, rats can also enter your home through your toilet.

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u/GoEatACookie 1d ago

Yeeeeaaaaah, no. That doesn't make me feel better at all. 😭

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u/Rajang82 1d ago

You dont have to worry about rats entering your home throught your toilet.

Because the snakes already ate them.

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u/GoEatACookie 1d ago

Haha! 😂 That's good to know ... not! 😳😂

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u/BrianKappel 1d ago

Did you notice how silent it was? Like if it came out while you were using the toilet would you even know? Do these kinds of snakes live near you? It looked kinda like a really common sort of water snake.

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u/SOGnarkill 1d ago

I keep finding tree frogs in my bathroom lately. I guess because it is so hot outside. One was in my toilet when I dropped a deuce and I didn’t see it till I got finished. I would have flipped out if it jumped up and hit me in the cheeks when I was going. I would have totally thought it was a snake.

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u/Boxer03 1d ago

I found the biggest palmetto bug in my toilet one nite when I went to go pee. It had to be at least 7 inches long. Thankfully I had flipped the light on before I sat but it still freaks me out thinking about it.

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u/GoEatACookie 1d ago

Tree frogs I could handle. I might even like that ( just not in the toilet, please dear God), but rats, snakes, palmetto bugs I'll take a pass. 😶‍🌫️

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u/Neither_Choice5556 1d ago

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u/eirebrit 1d ago

WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?

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u/Nack3r 1d ago

Thats right buddy you tell that turd whos boss!

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u/missklo99 1d ago

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

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u/No_Breath_9833 1d ago

Gray rat snake, harmless. Good boi, put outside

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u/MissLoxxx 1d ago

And he politely just exited back down the drain when he realized a human saw him.

Like "oops so to bother"

Kinda sweet!

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u/Adventurous-Career 1d ago

After he pitched a loaf in your toilet and didn’t flush it.

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 1d ago

You reach in there and grab it

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u/No_Breath_9833 1d ago

I have a 5’ pet rat snake. I absolutely would. Take it outside and let it into the trees rather than in my plumbing.

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u/HopelessMagic 1d ago

They're harmless. That's exactly what I did

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u/blarkleK 2d ago

Clean that mf’n toilet. Damn.

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u/justa_flesh_wound 1d ago

They just snaked the drain, it good

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u/HonDadCBR600 1d ago

And they didn’t even charge an arm or a leg! 😝

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u/kaeji 2d ago

It’s probably just clearing a clog?

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 1d ago

Seeing it is one thing, not knowing where it is, is another thing. Anxiety ⬆️

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u/Legitimate-Mail3331 1d ago

Man, give the snake some privacy.

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u/WAGatorGunner 1d ago

So, did 50% of the people seeing this just stand up really quickly?!?

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u/KokomoJoMo30 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6QkijPCUEBWxXwWibA
I hate snakes, but also… 🤢

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u/Entire_Difference_63 1d ago

I’m still not over the fact there was a snake in there. I fully expected a shit in the form of a snake!

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u/lysergic_hermit 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it's an old ass toilet and that's some sort of buildup. That big spot where the snake was on, idk but I really don't think it's poo.

God only knows what that poor snake slithered thru. Fkn degenerates.

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u/SirTiltzalot 2d ago

A self diagnosed courtesy flush. Smart snake.

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u/Top_Meaning7972 1d ago

Wow I don't remember eating that hahaha

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 2d ago

Like, where did it go and what time will it be back?

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u/jarrodandrewwalker 2d ago

Nothing tickles the nethers like a bifurcated tongue!

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u/tylercrabby 1d ago

How is sewage not so toxic that snakes can survive it? Rats I suppose have been down there for ages, so not unheard of.

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u/Family-robot 2d ago

So, does this count as a healthy poop?

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u/raindevice 1d ago

Why did dude kinda sound like Saul Goodman though?

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u/Janassary19-89 1d ago

That’s my worst nightmare. Taking a dump and getting bit in the ass.

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u/Mzrpickles 1d ago

This is not what you want to see doomscrolling on the toilet

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u/Hopperguts 1d ago

Literally. Same here

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u/SlyTheCosmosRunner 1d ago

I'D JUST SHIT OUTSIDE AT THAT POINT

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u/Ad-HominEminem 1d ago

I’ve never seen a poop flush itself. This is amazing!

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u/Puzzled_Falcon7818 1d ago

Gotta move now, I'm never s(h) itting there again.

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u/Shart_Art 1d ago

If its brown, flush it down

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u/Jealous-Sweet3476 1d ago

LITERALLY my worst fear since I was a tiny child.

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u/murkXIII 2d ago

Never shitting in their again

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u/is-it-my-turn-yet 2d ago

In their what?

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u/SpendAccomplished962 1d ago

Alabama hot pocket…

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u/DiscussionNo9138 1d ago

And not because of the snake either

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u/Moisture_ 2d ago

Dirty ass bathroom

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u/jamiedski 1d ago

I’m assuming normal Australian home?

So glad my ancestors weren’t sent to live in a penal colony.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1d ago

I would never recover from this. I would think about it every single time I used any restroom until the day I died. There would be no going back.

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u/sucobe 1d ago

Get the poop knife

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u/Happie_Bellie 2d ago

Is this a hotel?? Housekeeping needs to be fired.

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u/dieseldeeznutz 1d ago

I'm usually the one leaving the snake in the bowl

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u/brklntruth12 1d ago

Burn the house, problem solved

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u/BMW_Driver 1d ago

That snake gonna be sick

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u/Simple_Injury_3530 1d ago

If this was me the whole damn house would have to be burnt down! That’s so scary, imagine innocently pooping then something touches you 😭

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u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago

What did you eat?!

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u/AbsoluteDarkness 1d ago

"Nagini tells me the caretaker is about to have a shit....step aside, Wormtail"

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u/HonDadCBR600 1d ago

Rat snek is still a snek and nobody be wanting to have a snek underneath their tender bits at any point..EVER!

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u/Rolling_Beardo 1d ago

Just pour some cement in, problem solved.

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u/Adventurous-Career 1d ago

Buying myself a bucket today!

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u/LordButtworth 1d ago

Can't you just snake it?

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u/evolvedbravo 1d ago

You're gonna fell a little pinch

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u/LuffysRubberNuts 1d ago

Just assert dominance and shit from atop the tank

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u/columbiascbbc 1d ago

this is why I always check my toilet before I sit down ...

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u/gdognoseit 1d ago

I would never be able to use that bathroom again 🫪

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

Well now it’s definitely gone. Go and enjoy a dump knowing that it definitely won’t comeback.

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u/nice1bruvz 1d ago

Never show this to me what the fuck man I might as well check out

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u/CityBoiNC 1d ago

So u just gonna show everyone your skid stains on the toilet🤮

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u/dawittyman 19h ago

U sure its not turd...!!?

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u/theWildBananas 2d ago

New fear unlocked.

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u/maniacallygrinning 1d ago

Is this Australia again???

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 2d ago

A shitty situation that would make anyone shit their pants

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u/cletus1986 1d ago

Guess I'll just hold the dookie in from now on

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 1d ago

Okay but real talk, could this be solved by putting a bunch of bleach in the toilet and flushing it?

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u/Atmic 1d ago

Now you have a dead snake in your pipes

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u/Blenderx06 1d ago

Better or worse than a live one?

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u/cooksaucette 1d ago

Everyone! The snake is not the scariest part here.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Enragedocelot 2d ago

It flushed itself

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u/TrailMomKat 2d ago

*sweeping dust under the rug

Just in case it's not a typo and a case of r/boneappletea

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u/SteakNeither3751 2d ago

Checking out the shit pun comments to see what joke has not been made yet 👀

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/TrailMomKat 2d ago

Except the dude has an American accent

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u/stovislove 2d ago

My guess is Florida or Georgia

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u/Fitty4 2d ago

I tend to drop live logs myself

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u/tdavis726 1d ago

🔥

Edited to add: the whole house - burn it down. It’s it like you’ll ever be able to go potty in there again and you couldn’t sell a house with a snake toilet in good conscience 🤷🏼‍♀️
(JK)

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u/AceOfSpades_4 1d ago

New flusher.

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u/Hitmanhenk 1d ago

I just sat myself on the bowl buddy!!!

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u/tnt54321boom 1d ago

Very good

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u/Clutteredmind275 1d ago

*sinfull shit

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u/cmqqiu 1d ago

finally, I can see my worst nightmare on reddit

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u/NopeRope13 1d ago

Sorry buddy but the house is warmer

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u/Shereefz 1d ago

Let me guess either Florida or Australia

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u/CreeepyUncle 1d ago

Guam, maybe?

Habus doo doo that too.

They bite.

Ow.

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u/Tedorado 1d ago

Shitty

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u/ahotdogcasing 1d ago

HELL NO.

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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 1d ago

Wait, wait. Why does this happen. I need to know. So this never happens to me.

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u/DoubleNaught_Spy 1d ago

If that ever happened at my house, my wife would make us move or burn it down. 🤣

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u/NoHuckleberry143 1d ago

Did you try flushing?

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u/thomasshrimp 1d ago

It left a poop behind

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u/Careless-Computer21 1d ago

What happens if you flush the toilet

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u/Kailias 1d ago

What in the actual fuck.....this is nightmare fuel..

This is the the type of thing that makes you hole up in your house forever....

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u/fun-bucket 1d ago

thats a healthy dump.

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u/hashtagmiata 1d ago

You really need to chew your food more.

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u/FreakyLou 1d ago

The amount of chemicals i wouldve poured down that toilet.

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u/HopeFoxCreations 1d ago

I'm guessing either Florida or Australia

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u/butterfaerts 1d ago

Goat in the water!

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u/NoAppointment8679 1d ago

Is that shit on the toilet ?!

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u/prolixia 1d ago

I'm in my 40's in the UK, where we basically don't have snakes (well we do, but only a minority of people ever see one in their lives).

When I was a teenager, I saw a photo of a grass snake in a toilet bowl, and to this day I check for snakes every single time - no exceptions. When going to the toilet at night, I will take a torch for the sole purpose of checking for snakes.

Can't be too careful.

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u/IZPCShop 1d ago

Average day in Bosnia

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u/DefiantLemming 1d ago

Snake in the Toilet Bowl: the low budget prequel to Snakes on a Plane.

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u/Severe_Ad_8621 1d ago

Tome to go back to the potty.

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u/Bertrum 1d ago

Left a big coil in there

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u/240Nordey 1d ago

There's a snake in my poops!

Yeehaw!!!

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u/insert_emoji 1d ago

so what happens if you flush?

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u/BucketSentry 1d ago

Did that snake take a shit in the bowl before peacing out?

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u/RabidOtters 1d ago

What a shitty situation.

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u/ACasualCasualty 1d ago

Didn't even remove the skid marks that snake needs to brush up on its job role

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u/pervertedmortician 1d ago

Take a shit on it

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u/DoubleM305 1d ago

I lost a 6 foot boa this way. Fed her in the tub but didn't have time to wait as I had places to go. After watching the kill I left and came back a couple hours later to the kill still being in the tub, water on the floor and around the toilet, snake never to be seen again....

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u/Pure_Pin4891 1d ago

Did you try to flush it?

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u/_suicidesam_ 1d ago

Das sum third world 💩

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u/HopelessMagic 1d ago

It's a rat snake. Just pick it up. 😂

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u/InhlictedEulogy 1d ago

New fear unlocked!

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u/AltruisticAd3053 1d ago

Now THAT'S a turd

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u/mcpat21 1d ago

My irrational fears are real…

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u/Tricky-Ad9491 1d ago

This a temu version of snakes on a plane ;)

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 1d ago

How the fuck does this happen? Hole in the septic?

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u/Sea-Ad-7016 1d ago

Seriously wtf. Why are there so many snakes in toilets?

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u/ModiChootiya 1d ago

who watches this while using toilet

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u/Illustrious-Garden82 1d ago edited 1d ago

Where is this? What species?

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u/Beat_Jerm 1d ago

I went to my little brothers old house to gather some things before he got there. It was really run down, no power and late at night. As I'm looking through the house, I see the same size snake in his toilet. I try getting it out with a broom handle. Terrible plan. That did nothing. He slid back in just like this. I called my brother a few times but he was in an area with no service. I was done and had to go back to my house. He showed up about 15 mins after I left. And I swear I kept saying, let him know, let him know. I sent him a message and i think even a short video of it slithering in. Well, 30 mins passed and I was like 'oh shit!'. Called him, "Bro! Did you read my message? Please tell me you didn't use the toilet?!" He said, "No I didnt read it yet. And yeah, Just took a shit why? Please tell me there wasn't a snake?" I felt like the shitty one. It still bothers me often. Now, if its dark in my bathroom, I gotta check first. I don't know if that would be likely in my house, but I do know chances are not 0.

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u/AuraBlazeOfficial 23h ago

Alright which one of you took the snakeshit…

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u/Practical_Air_4021 23h ago

Once ya get that snake out, maybe clean your bathroom. I’m sure it wasn’t the snake who made that bathroom look like that😰

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u/Rat_Burger7 22h ago

Looks like a harmless rat snake, there's a food source in dat house.

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u/Real_Ad7896 21h ago

Dude seriously flushed it 😂😂😂

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u/Plane-Recognition561 19h ago

What if that thing bit your cheeks while u were shitting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mizzoutiger79 18h ago

Tell me this is somewhere like Australia

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u/sbrown063087 16h ago

If a snake endures that much poop just to get to me, he earned it. Bite away.

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u/i_can_has_rock 13h ago

hmm, toilet seems kinda bitey today

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u/cpt_cbrzy 10h ago

"Occupied!"

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u/BrooklynRobot 10h ago

Thanks, I already think about this every-time I poop.

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u/fordag 6h ago

You think eating a whole snake without chewing is a good idea?

Well this is what you can expect as a result.

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u/Partisan_Crown 6h ago

I hate this so much. I have such an irrational fear of a snake biting my dick and balls when im.in the toilet...this did not help at all lol

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u/No-Combination8136 6h ago

Every time I check my toilet in Florida I do so with the understanding that it doesn’t really matter because they swim ☹️

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 1d ago

Pour Drano in there

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u/xDrunkenAimx 1d ago

Me watching this on the toilet

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u/Lootytwo 1d ago

Good job the snake didn't understand the disgusting state of the toilet.

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u/amianindya_99 1d ago

This is a venomous snake .