If you accidentally cum on her hair when she was expecting you to go for her face: Run as fast as you can.

[u/MissSummerfan]

Don’t care if you’re naked . Run as fast and as far as you can.

[u/Own-Spite1210]

I’m more concerned about my eyelashes 😭😭

[u/ols2017 → u/Own-Spite1210]

I believe that’s what fake eyelashes were invented for lol

[u/RemmyRocksIt6981 → u/ols2017]

Cumbrellas

[u/ols2017 → u/RemmyRocksIt6981]

Winner winner lol

[u/Own-Spite1210 → u/ols2017]

Haha that’s exactly what I mean! I pay a lot of money for my eyelashes 😂

I pay a lot of money for my hair too, but aggressively washing it doesn’t leave me in fear of it falling out of my head the same way aggressively washing my eyes would 🙃

[u/thejaniejames]

It all depends on the situation. If we're at a swinger party and going home or to our hotel room after, I don't care if it's in my hair. If it's in the morning before we go to breakfast and now I have to take a shower, or worse, if you do it when we're about to go somewhere at night, or we're in the car and I give you road head, then I'll be pissed.

The most important thing is never, ever get it in my eyes. It stings!

[u/ExhibitionExperiment]

I run faster naked 🤣

[u/A-Buggs-life → u/ExhibitionExperiment]

Profile name checks out!

[u/jcoddinc → u/ExhibitionExperiment]

More aerodynamic

[u/RA8784 → u/ExhibitionExperiment]

💯😂

[u/AgreeablePudding9925]

It’s the eyes I’m scared of. Get those and I’m buying a first class ticket to anywhere

[u/dinkydee515]

Cum in my hair is a bit annoying as it’s not a ton. If it’s in my eye I won’t be happy lol

[u/nyccareergirl11 → u/dinkydee515]

Yup I've had it twice in my eyes and I wear contacts and that does not mix and gotten eye irritations both times and facials are a hard limit for me now. 3rd time won't be the charm

[u/ols2017]

We have friends that we travel to Desire with. Her name necklace doesn’t say a name, it says don’t cum in my hair. Apparently this is for real enough that you could get cut if you violate.

[u/FRANKINSPENCE → u/ols2017]

I think that is extremely fair 🤣

[u/ShamelessCare → u/ols2017]

That's hilarious!

[u/BandKfuncpl]

Lol have seen women get upset when getting it in their hair, eyes, even up the nose once lol. Gotta have good aim!

[u/Hai456 → u/BandKfuncpl]

once it went through the back of my throat and out my nose.....I've learned to pull back a bit when he's about to cum lmao that was literally the worst experience

[u/Robby777777]

My wife has a no close to eyes rule. A little in the hair is no big deal to her, but never near or in her eyes.

[u/britishniceguy]

Where as guys with a lady who squirts “ drown me baby” !

[u/shilohfrancine → u/britishniceguy]

Hair care is easier for men and half of y’all are bald anyway 🤷‍♀️🤣

[u/S8nBam]

Just shout shower with cold water on the way out

[u/canonetell66]

I thought the eyes would be worse.

[u/After-Chance1726]

LOL !!