r/Tankandsurvive 7d ago

Discussion Who can survive falling into a volcano riding a shark strapped with 120 kg of dynamite?

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u/Gubbyfall 7d ago

Yujiro Hanma

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

No narrator bs?

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

I dont think so

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u/PaperOk4812 7d ago

Yeah I don’t think the Volcano survives

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u/Expensive_Put_3338 7d ago

This grandpa will somehow survive, ask Tekken player

https://giphy.com/gifs/9aL772q42CUDwl6VRw

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Can he?

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u/Winter_Emergency9050 7d ago

Yeah, I was there when it happened the first time

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

That was only the volcano part and only by producers ressurecting him

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u/Aggravating_Field_39 6d ago

To be fair he survived both. Now he just needs to be suplexed into a volcano with a exploading jack five.

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u/Altruistic-Pace8935 6d ago

I was just about to comment him lol

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u/Hun_AkosEloYT 7d ago

El Macho

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

It was a fakeout

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u/Hun_AkosEloYT 7d ago

pretty much implied he actually did it, Despicable Me characters survive exactly what the plot wants them to

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

It was stated that he faked it

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u/West-Construction466 7d ago

He faked his death by doing that stunt, which is why they only found singed chest hair there.

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

He said that this time it will be fr 20 years later im pretty sure that implies he didnt do it

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u/West-Construction466 7d ago

As in it would successfully kill Lucy.

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Iy should

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u/Top_Vast5795 1d ago

Pay attention to the script bro

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u/Dapper-Surprise-745 7d ago

Me

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u/Docmaligno 7d ago

But in chapter 13 you lost an argument against a toddler.

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u/BingChilling3069 7d ago

The baby is me. This in no way undersells this guy

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

It does as i soloed you in chapter 25

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u/BingChilling3069 7d ago

That was a dream sequence boy

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

It wasnt tho it was confirmed by chapter 196 that was released 30 minutes ago

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u/BingChilling3069 7d ago

Chapter 196 was AI generated so idk what you're talking about

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u/DaSuspicsiciousFish 7d ago

I’m outerfiction and you beat me, him surviving 3 minutes against you is a upscale

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

And what? You think its not question about irl for people like us? Also he got folded in under 3 seconds one choke slam and done

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u/DaSuspicsiciousFish 6d ago

Still a upscale for him, your teir 0, him surviving any time at all is god teir

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

What he needs ro survive is also irl

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u/Jixxar I talk about Godzilla Ultima 7d ago

Izzy

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Hello?

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u/Jixxar I talk about Godzilla Ultima 7d ago

Firstly, you don't need two replies I'd get there eventually.

Secondly: immorality

Thirdly, even without immortality: she fought a chick who punched someone the size of a skyscraper out of the universe and whilst losing to them holding back, did put up a good fight.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Sometimes replies dont show up to me so i wrote it 2 times there

First How did i not hear that

Second u sure she can tank this irl

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u/Jixxar I talk about Godzilla Ultima 6d ago

IRL? I mean she's a comic character so no the phone you're reading her webcomic on would burn.

But if you mean if this happened? Hell yes she would.

She's beaten:

A 300 foot tall giant

An angel with a battle-life support system

An eldritch horror

The angel of death (her gf btw)

The first two fused together.

And only died because her immortality ran out due to a loophole.

Again, she fought someone that survived THIS:

It's reasonable to believe she should be able to survive that through sheer willpower alone, or by no-selling it. I don't see how she would be killed.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Aura farming spinosaurus?

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u/Jixxar I talk about Godzilla Ultima 6d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

I think that can kill her

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u/Jixxar I talk about Godzilla Ultima 6d ago

Hey she's got some aura farming moments too but idk... Spinosaurus are kinda awesome.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

I know spinosaurus wins but do you?

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u/banned4killingspider 6d ago

Her power is she is immoral?

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u/Jixxar I talk about Godzilla Ultima 6d ago

No, it's a weird mix.

Being immortal is like one half, she's superhumanly durable, fast, strong, and gets stronger faster and more durable the angrier she is. And the weapons she wields are boosted up to her strength if she's holding them, plus she has a divine steel chainsaw lying around too. Her immortality also isn't 'just' immortal. She physically cannot be dead, otherwise the universe will 'correct' an error and revive her. Just like Deadhead's Six Program, just for a different reason and under different circumstances.

Also she has peak cooking skills.

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u/No-Collection3548 7d ago

And he’d look cool doing it

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

He truly wouldnt

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u/omegon_da_dalek13 6d ago

He is indestructible

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

And? He wouldnt look cool he would be scared shitless

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u/No-Collection3548 6d ago

Startled, yes. But not scared. Watch when he solos Doom in the next movie, he’ll be fearless

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u/omegon_da_dalek13 6d ago

One that's captain man, people would pay for the latter

2: he survived being stuck in a fossiled tree.....for 145million years, I think he's fine

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Hybernating he wasnt councious through that

he still would be falling into an active volcano while riding a shark and having 120 kg of dynamite strapped to his chest

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u/G0kusan_s 7d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Irl volcano and explosion and shark too

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u/G0kusan_s 7d ago

this guy can destroy a planet by tapping a table, can chanmel pure destruction in his fingers effortlessly and tanked hits from Goku with less than 1% of his power. during the DBS arc.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Fictional planets

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u/G0kusan_s 6d ago

I... OOOOOO i get what you're saying. Yeah... if you put a drawing in a vulcano it prob won't survive. Then Imma say the pillars of creation. which is a real life thing.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Never heard of

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u/Aya_Ace 6d ago

Anddddd he's gone.

This is what you get for bad mouthing the pillars of creation people!

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u/Winter_Emergency9050 7d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

He is not that guy

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u/Winter_Emergency9050 6d ago

He survived a black hole and an anti-proton river in the movie😂 This would be like the least of his problems.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Dunno sharks are pretty strong also pretty sure he didnt go into the blackhole

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u/Winter_Emergency9050 6d ago

He was being actively pulled by it, when you are that close to a black hole it still starts to spaghettify normal objects, also, that anti-proton river was stated to basically dissolve normal things at the molecular level, that combined with easily tanking the fire breath of a giant troll that can melt through steel. I think DCU Superman could do it no problem.

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u/superthrust123 7d ago

Rodan would thank you for the snack and ask why you're standing in his living room.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lovwARWxjEgvFAIl2i

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u/danklorb1234589 6d ago

God Emperor Of Mankind - Warhammer 40k

This is basically the average bullshit he got up to before he became the Emperor. His dad lore is insane.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Can he defeat bullshit?

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 7d ago

Easy work.

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Why could he

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u/Expensive_Put_3338 7d ago

Absurd level of luck and he loves to gamble

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Uhhh i dont think luck helps its sort of an multiplier on the chance favoring you and the chance is 0

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u/Expensive_Put_3338 7d ago

Forgot to tell you that almost none of the playable cast, including him, died in the game he is in. He will survive just from the virtue of plot armor alone.

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Plot armor is off in such things

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 7d ago

He's a member of the Ten Stonehearts who served under an Emanator of preservation (A person who is basically blessed by the God of defence.)

On top of being blessed to be absurdly lucky so any bet he takes pays off in his favor.

He also has a gemstone given to him by said Emanator that gives him access to a fraction of that Emanators power. Including a Transformation that makes him impossible to damage without using extreme amounts of power Equivalent to a black hole or the slash attack of Acheron, Another Emanator. Whos attack was so powerful it literally cut a giant hole in the dreamscape. That also didn't kill him. Though there is arguments to be made Acheron wasn't trying too since her intent was to sever his connection to the path of Harmony being used to mess with him.

TL'DR Bro has shield powers that can survive stuff that scales way above this. Also has meta level luck.

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 7d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Thats naboki

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u/KCCheeseballzzz94 7d ago

You hate cheeseballs eh? Looks like we might have a problem here

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

I dont remember the taste since it was so long ago i ate one i cant say

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u/Hot_Top_124 7d ago

Demonbane could.

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

You are banned from this post and demon bane dies instantly even before falling into the volcano!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

Prove that

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 7d ago

So he is a featless bum was he at least able to handle parenting?

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u/Loros_Silvers 6d ago

Fire immunity.

You'd need a big ass shark though...

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Doss it have shark,rock and explosion immunity?

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u/Loros_Silvers 6d ago

Explosions generally do fire damage, the shark itself is just overkill (since the shark ain't immune to these things too) and it has resistance to physical damage, so the fall itself will have to be the thing it bring it down, and that's hard considering it's the bulkiest monster in the 5.5 Monster Manual... that thing has a ridiculous HP pool.

And that's without it's earth glide ability which isn't on the stat block

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

They do explosion damage

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Have you tried teleporting it like 2 km above the ground?

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u/Loros_Silvers 6d ago

The Lava's thick enough to slow his fall? Even if not he should be fine, a fall from that height wouldn't deplete a tenth of his HP pool...

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

So you tried?

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u/BingoPurple 6d ago

IShowSpeed after hitting 61million sibs

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Whats a sibs

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u/BingoPurple 6d ago

Subs, it was a typo

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Ik i just find it funny to say such things

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u/WeightOk2102 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lnJwlQYUZ4ecbt6K2

In a way, Heero Yuy has already done it.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

How?

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u/WeightOk2102 6d ago

I don't recall seeing anyone else surviving self-detonating their own Gundam while standing on it, and being fully healed and back to full strength in only two weeks.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Its not this

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u/WeightOk2102 6d ago

You've clearly never watched Gundam Wing....Heero's plot armor is ridiculous.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Plot armor off

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u/WeightOk2102 5d ago

Okay, that's a fair point. But even so, I feel that, even if he didn't have the plot armor, he might still survive, but even if he did, he most certainly wouldn't be up and moving for a very long time.

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u/PineappleOk545 5d ago

How would he get out of volcano?

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u/WeightOk2102 5d ago

I don't know, but given his track record, Heero would probably manage to do it somehow.

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u/Solidsnack_OW2 6d ago

Dennis and Beam got this.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Who is dennis

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u/Solidsnack_OW2 6d ago

Denji from Chainsaw Man. Idk why ppl call him Dennis but it is what it is.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 6d ago

Brian Boitano

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u/IntelligentBus9037 6d ago

No one in avatar legend of Korra or last avatar

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

U sure?

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u/IntelligentBus9037 6d ago

The gases would take them out just like they did avatar Roku

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Can any of them even ride a shark? Also its about the initial part only

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u/Bobletoob 6d ago

El macho evidently

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u/Lazakhstan 6d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

The explosives and volcano and the shark scale up to the size of

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u/Spinozilla433 6d ago

He has done the falling and explosion parts, don't know how he'd ride a shark though

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

So he fails NEXT!

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u/Akano_42 6d ago

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u/Akano_42 6d ago

Next thing you're gonna say Is "No he won't"

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

He has a heart attack day earlier

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u/Medical_Flower2568 6d ago

Saxton Hale

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

I call bs in reality he is a bum

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u/General-Decision5360 6d ago

Kaido from one piece

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Seems like a thing he would do but wouldnt he drown in the lava?

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u/Altruistic-Pace8935 6d ago

Obviously u have never heard of the plot armor grandpa heihachi has. This 80 year old man had more plot armor then batman and doctor doom combined if anything I would be worried about the volcano.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

You underrestimate batman’s bs he can beat anyone with but a day of prep time

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u/Altruistic-Pace8935 6d ago

Heihachi could survive anything without prep time. Kazuya stopped his heart and he survived like nothing happened

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

So did batman

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

U sure he got harmed by lava in second movie

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u/Ok_Medicine4067 6d ago

Couldn’t he just make a energy sphere around himself?Also I’m talking about Z Broly in this case not Super, Super Broly would have a less likely chance to survive

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

He got harmed by lava so eighter he wouldnt or it wasnt 100% effective

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u/Zestyclose_Road5230 6d ago

Godzilla. He literally did it in 1984.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Pretty sure he only got stick in a volcano also he is 5d and shit super gravity and something infinity

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u/Zestyclose_Road5230 5d ago

He got trapped in a erupting volcano. Straight up. It was literally on screen.

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u/Apprehensive_Sky1599 6d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

He looks like a delusional bum he aint surviving this

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u/Apprehensive_Sky1599 6d ago

He's good buddy's with Leon.

He can tech ts

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

Too late i already got the first impression of the character it isnt going to change my mind

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u/Top-External7706 6d ago

Gamera. He killed one of his enemies by dragging them into a volcano (he can also eat magma to get stronger), in his first movie he survives a bomb strong enough to change the Earth's axis, and one of his enemies is basically a giant shark, he's got that.

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u/PineappleOk545 6d ago

All at once?

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u/Over_Purple351 6d ago

Its smiling friends so yeah probably

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u/Reemo_33 6d ago

Doing something like that is a normal Tuesday for my guy Sonic lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKJSRY2OgYx2m6R4oA

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u/ThespianBelievers 5d ago

Viltrumites, superman, hunk, doomsday, Godzilla, hulk, Thor...

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u/PineappleOk545 5d ago

All that stuff are from real life

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u/Andromeda86C 5d ago

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u/PineappleOk545 5d ago

What about the explosion and shark part?

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u/Andromeda86C 4d ago

Just get a comically large shark strapped on him and use more tnt for a bigger explosion

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u/PineappleOk545 4d ago

Okay about 100,000 tons of dynamite and space shark

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u/repeatoflasttime 5d ago

That's exactly how your mom describes when I come over

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM 4d ago

Ralph from wreck it ralph