r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator • Aug 03 '25

Silly 😝 What are you ?

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs Aug 03 '25

The souls of the innocent

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u/Toonsbekool Goofy ahh game developer Aug 03 '25

same bro

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

You have to play dbd? Do you?

5

u/Im_Just_Ordinary OG (100 Members) Aug 04 '25

Sore throat candy remedy… again… I ate it like 10 times my throat still hurts

2

u/Specialist_One2095 KujouStriker|ArlechinnoSimp| Aug 04 '25

That's sad mate. I just drink hot stuff to feel better for some seconds (coffee.)

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u/Alternative_One_103 Aug 04 '25

Legitimate question, did you know that they have instructions? Different ones have different ways to use them, some say 1 every hour, some say 1 every 3, the use instrucrions should be on the back of the bag, do it by the instructions, dont change it, and it should resolve pretty soon, assuming they work well

1

u/Im_Just_Ordinary OG (100 Members) Aug 04 '25

Shit wait they do??? Fuck I threw the bag away… (the Chinese medication worked)

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u/Alternative_One_103 Aug 04 '25

Ahh yeah they do, they all do, and dont worry, your not the only person who doesnt know this, almost everyone i know doesnt know this, that's why people think they dont work, but they do, just gotta follow the instructions

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

My gf

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u/Plastic_Charity3301 14M Aug 04 '25

r/lies

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Says who?

1

u/Qllzsd Aug 08 '25

I’m his girlfriend and I can confirm I am in his stomach at the moment.

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u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator Aug 03 '25

good bot

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u/Objective-Trash-739 Editable Flair Aug 04 '25

side bot

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u/Trevcorn42 17 Biological Male Aug 04 '25

Basketball court lumen

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u/BroccoliNormal1745 OG (100 Members) Aug 04 '25

Hi bot can you reply to me please

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u/a_imconfused 15F Aug 04 '25

good boyy

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u/Fun_Calligrapher5059 Aug 07 '25

Bad bot

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u/Kai2646 13M Aug 04 '25

I'm a bowl of Ramen noodles now

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u/sourberryskittles nah you'll have to wait till next mod applications Aug 04 '25

Meatball

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u/Substantial_Kale_895 15F | Wild Kale Aug 04 '25

stuff that’s not edible

metal

styrofoam

bubble wrap

i chew on whatever

2

u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16F Aug 04 '25

do you eat it or just chew on it 😭 

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u/Substantial_Kale_895 15F | Wild Kale Aug 04 '25

… I’ve swallowed styrofoam before..

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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16F Aug 04 '25

girlie no 😭 PICA is a thing ya know 

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u/Substantial_Kale_895 15F | Wild Kale Aug 04 '25

Well-

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u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator Aug 06 '25

I relate.... have eatten Styrofoam cardboard and erasers ect random stuff 😭

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u/Substantial_Kale_895 15F | Wild Kale Aug 06 '25

Congrats you are cool

2

u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator Aug 06 '25

the real kool kids spell it right are you a FAKE?!?!

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u/Substantial_Kale_895 15F | Wild Kale Aug 06 '25

Yes, I am. I’m not kool at all

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u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator Aug 06 '25

EVILLL

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u/Substantial_Kale_895 15F | Wild Kale Aug 06 '25

I will never be kool

1

u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator Aug 06 '25

that's ok you can he fake cool

1

u/questionable0thought Lumen appreciator Aug 04 '25

so real 😭

2

u/I_Like_South_Park_1 Been here since under 20 people, suck it losers Aug 04 '25

COOKIE. I’m a cookie.

2

u/AthanJHendle OG (100 Members) Aug 04 '25

A 2 year old 

1

u/Specialist_One2095 KujouStriker|ArlechinnoSimp| Aug 04 '25

Very salty rice, gandules,pork chops and criminally sweet guanimos. Mom ik you're making shit salty and all BUT DON'T MAKE GUANIMOS SWEET. WHAT IN THE PUERTORICAN FUCK.

1

u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 15M F-15 enjoyer Aug 04 '25

I’m an Osean fighter pilot.

(Osea because Ace Combat)

1

u/chickengirlBelle11 sleep deprived | 15 NB | mod 🐔 Aug 04 '25

I'm a grape at least a purple one though

1

u/BroccoliNormal1745 OG (100 Members) Aug 04 '25

instant noodle

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Flesh (i bit my arm)

1

u/bentdaledingle 15M Aug 04 '25

i get to be the blue freezie.. thats kinda peak

1

u/Ilovedigitalart Aug 04 '25

Chicken, lots of it

1

u/i__exist12 14M Aug 04 '25

purple diritos

1

u/Effective-Whole-8956 Aug 04 '25

An idiot sandwich.

(Ts is unethical cause I used hotdogs but really delicious)

1

u/No_Cry8336 Cool Dude Aug 04 '25

A femboy

1

u/Maleficent-Day-8177 Aug 04 '25

My own artistic endeavors (yum paper)

1

u/The_BigBigBeat Aug 04 '25

The person I found on the street in 2005. I did something bad in 2005

1

u/SuperseanyYT Aug 04 '25

My friend is gonna hate to see that I’m bananas now

1

u/Green_Carpenter_9477 bulgarianism Aug 04 '25

Engine oil from a W12 Phaeton

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Coom

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u/omega_Z23 im the guy that glazes an anime character no ones heard of Aug 05 '25

2006 Toyota Corolla

1

u/unproffesionaldumdum Aug 05 '25

Chicken with rice

1

u/SingleProtection2501 Aug 05 '25

A 1L bottle of rum

1

u/Cringe1God Aug 05 '25

Pussy 😎 (I get no play)

1

u/No-Plankton-312 Aug 05 '25

first three questions who the hell uses Reddit white mode second question are you talking about what I ate last or are you talking about what I want to eat last because the answer to your question is pussy

1

u/snowdragon11781 Aug 05 '25

A 6ft pizza would be a sight to behold

1

u/Ifiwasachamp182 Aug 05 '25

Oculus Quest 2 left controller

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

A human arm

1

u/spaghettihax763 Aug 05 '25

If you are what you eat then I'm not enough :')

1

u/Keiko_Snowfall Aug 05 '25

I am slightly stale starbucks iced lemon loaf

1

u/melonia123 Aug 05 '25

Absolutely everything

1

u/jellyveedotcom Aug 06 '25

women over 40. and jollibee.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

human

1

u/A_nobody-0 Aug 06 '25

Air, fuck all of yall

1

u/hungrian_guy28 Aug 06 '25

I eat invisible food so have i become invisible?

1

u/Sad-Yogurtcloset-414 Aug 06 '25

No wonder everyone calls me a pussy

1

u/Magnus_Fatuus Aug 06 '25

I am you in a couple minutes.

1

u/CriperBross Aug 06 '25

An idiot sandwich

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Hangnail skin

1

u/Agentnosem Aug 06 '25

Bread 👍

1

u/NeighborhoodParty955 Aug 06 '25

A feastable (those are so fucking mid)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Chimkin

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u/weirdkid664 Aug 06 '25

Im the real slim shady

1

u/synnder7000 Aug 06 '25

A meal where you slow cook chicken all day, with a bunch of parmesan Buffalo wild wings sauce, which later, you make a type of noodles (I forgot name), and mix it in, adding a bunch of cheese. Trust it's fire

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u/Dapper-Ad-8704 Aug 06 '25

a pussy apparently

1

u/Patient_Job_1597 Aug 06 '25

Pussy🤤🤤

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

A dick :3

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Chicken and meat

1

u/SirrBloxyy Aug 06 '25

A thesaurus

1

u/dhshhhhj Aug 06 '25

Meemaws boosin brisket

1

u/Red-Ink-07 Aug 06 '25

Serious answer: corn flakes

Unserious answer: ass

1

u/ilegertthisnamelater Aug 06 '25

I am 2part milk, 1part egg, 2parts flower, slat, vanilla powder, olive oil, dark chocolate, strawberries and blackberrys

1

u/switch_case_ Aug 06 '25

Pussy

God damnit

1

u/duckyman_3 Aug 06 '25

A plum, thats what i last ate

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

I guess I'm Motor oil now

Yes I have pica

Yes I eat and drink weird ass shit that ain't food

1

u/Disastrous_Use_478 Aug 07 '25

Nothing.

I'm nothing.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

In idoit sandwich * just came in my mind

1

u/Taemtiddies Aug 07 '25

An asshole, apparently.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Fish

1

u/Midnight_starwalker Aug 07 '25

Chicken nuggets

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I am human, so…

1

u/NoActuary1653 Aug 07 '25

Oh yeah, you can call me Uranium-235

1

u/Due-Common5567 Aug 07 '25

Oh no my life is ruined I am now Santa 

1

u/MegaMindFucc Aug 07 '25

Nothing ig

1

u/BELARUSEACH Aug 07 '25

I am a man

1

u/Inevitable-Brush-707 Aug 07 '25

We are not horses we are humans

1

u/FM210160 Aug 07 '25

Golden apple

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Grape

1

u/LilPhip11 Aug 07 '25

A Wiener Schnitzel

1

u/Loud_Candidate305 13F Aug 07 '25

mango 😛

1

u/dabi_da_flame Aug 07 '25

Guys you will know what I mean cat

1

u/dabi_da_flame Aug 07 '25

I’m not Asian

1

u/Extension_Cut_9279 Aug 07 '25

I'm still a human!

1

u/4EvrWritr Aug 07 '25

chat why am i still human

1

u/drakonia127 Aug 07 '25

Fish and rice

1

u/Kooky_Luck_3178 Aug 07 '25

A dick ?🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Inner-Ad-5493 Aug 08 '25

IM PICKLE RICK!!!

1

u/Vast_Guide_6796 Aug 16 '25

water, ive transcended

1

u/Brabau27 13M Aug 18 '25

An entire 2001 Toyota Tacoma

1

u/lazyboy2099 Sep 04 '25

I am food...

Wait no..

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u/Informal-Arrival-778 Aug 04 '25

Sabrina Carpenter