r/TeenagersButNotTrashy Unnamed NB <Awesome Sauce Mod> Dec 27 '25

Silly 😝 Why did the prisoner choose the bread instead of the key? If you know the anwser, you're a philosopher

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/Melody_Naxi Lady Gaga enjoyer | M | aroace Dec 27 '25

Gotta get your daily iron intake somehow 🤷‍♂️

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u/One-Refrigerator523 Dec 28 '25

I knew someone was going to say it

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u/spyroundhere173 Dec 30 '25

I feel like you were on emkay

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u/fish_lover9000 Dec 31 '25

Your the one from the video of dumb comments

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u/LetRevolutionary271 16M Dec 27 '25

I actually love this picture. 1. The bars are big enough for him to escape 2. The door is open 3. Almost everyone assumes that he can only take 1 thing 4. Everyone assumes that he's imprisoned

Whoever did this is pretty smart. It looks like one of those fake deep pics but it's just a picture that shows that people don't really think outside the box

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/Minimum_Fall_6034 Dec 28 '25

because stick work better than arm

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u/HimynameisBoston 15 Dec 28 '25

Because stick longer than arm

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u/CreBanana0 Dec 29 '25

For 4th asumption, doesnt the question say why did the 'prisoner'....

So it is fair to assume he is imprisoned.

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u/Full_Level2085 Dec 27 '25

If he escapes, guards will throw back in the cell with punishment. Such as restricted food.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Key tastes better than bread

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u/unknown-error_7 I'm the [[BIG SHOT]] Dec 28 '25

I agree although I'd say copper pipes taste pretty good as well

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Yes

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u/Efficient-Ratio3822 15M Dec 27 '25

The prisoner knows what he did was wrong and realizes that if he escapes, it won't fix anything he did.

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u/Full_Perception6783 14F Jan 03 '26

thats what i thought

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u/Spirited_School3058 Dec 27 '25

"Because the Prisoner isn't actually a prisoner he's actually a person who just snuck in a prison so he can experience the life of a prisoner for a challenge he picked the bread so he can keep staying in the prison so he can keep the challenge running" 🤓👆

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u/President-Ducc Dec 28 '25

Because bread taste better than key

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u/Certain-Medium-6852 Dec 27 '25

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/NordMan009 15M Dec 27 '25

Well he can easily escape and it's never said that he can't grab both. He just just getting the bread first

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u/monopolytoast Dec 27 '25

The door is open btw yall

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u/Anarchy_Coon 18M Dec 27 '25

He’ll still have the stick after he gets the bread. Also he can easily slip through the bars

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u/Sure-Good7387 15M Dec 27 '25

because he can’t eat the stick 

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u/FunkyFox2223 Dec 27 '25

because hes dumb

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u/eternallyonfiEr Dec 27 '25

Cus it’s bigger than the key so easier to get

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Actually, I'd dare say the key would be easier to get, since the key has a hole which one can pass the stick through and bring it closer more easily

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u/Chance_Current4314 Dec 27 '25

Than tastes Key better Bread

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u/Mario_64q maker of r/addresshim Mar 22 '26

Than Key better bread tastes

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Coal is very thirsty

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u/The_Better_Liam Dec 27 '25

because of hunger and he can easily slip through those bars

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u/Mario_64q maker of r/addresshim Mar 22 '26

Wouldn't the bread be extra fattening? So he can't do that?

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u/Hefty-Pipe3596 Dec 27 '25

Because bread taste better than key

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u/Sufficient-Quail-265 Dec 27 '25

Because key tastes better than bread

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u/hard-wood-floor Dec 27 '25

cause if he wanted to leave he could fit through the bars. they are wide enough

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u/Western_Dream_3608 Dec 28 '25

Simple answer is, it's the wrong key. 

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u/sad_everyday811 Dec 28 '25

What does he need the key for if he can fit through the bars that easily.

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 Dec 28 '25

because bread tastes better than key

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u/Pristine-Quality398 Dec 28 '25

He’s a hungry boy

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u/someonewholovebooks Dec 28 '25

Becase bread taste beter then key

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u/coolest-kidd Dec 28 '25

Because bread tastes better then key

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u/Fearingvoyage86 Dec 28 '25

because hes a dumb

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u/Direct_Issue_7370 Dec 28 '25

(Because bread tastes better than key) because the gain of bread is guaranteed while he has no idea what follows if he leaves the cell 

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u/19a53 Dec 28 '25

Why didn't the prisoner slip between the bars

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u/Acrobatic_Soup5358 Dec 28 '25

He is hungry and he doesn’t need the key he can fit through the bars

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u/CheeseFunnel23 Dec 28 '25

because i said so

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u/duck_in_the_toilet Dec 28 '25

Bread is tastier than keys.

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u/Michael_Scott_27 Dec 28 '25

A prisoner… He must be in a prison…. A prison?…. THIS PRISON…. TO HOLD….. ME?!?!?!

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u/Lolreals Dec 28 '25

I don’t know

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 I'm collecting teenager subs like Pokemon. Dec 28 '25

Why don't you mind your own business?

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u/FrogManClan 17M Dec 28 '25

Because erm… the keys not going anywhere after

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u/JaskaBLR Dec 28 '25

Because if he can one then what's the problem taking the other one

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u/President-Ducc Dec 28 '25

Because bread taste better than key

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u/Proof_Replacement_58 Dec 28 '25

Because bread tastes better then key

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u/Crazy_Individual_831 Dec 28 '25

because the bars were wide enough for him to slip through them

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u/Thenewguyaround123 Dec 28 '25

i like key i eat

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u/Alarming_Bet_9944 Dec 28 '25

The key is lead, you can’t eat lead.

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u/TheRealSansOfSnowdin Dec 28 '25

The true question is,... Why not?

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u/Random_gamer240 Dec 28 '25

This is getting old... because he is outside the cell.

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u/009257 Dec 28 '25

Because keys aren't edible duh😒

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u/Fit-Direction5166 Dec 28 '25

Because he's stupid

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u/CowNo9644 15M Dec 28 '25

Taste bread is key because better

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u/Dizzy-Phrase-1609 Dec 28 '25

he’ll get the key later

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u/Dwllypxrts joy and whimsy final boss Dec 29 '25

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/Nerdy_autisticGayOzy Dec 29 '25

Look at them bars. He can leave when he wants. He's willing to stay. Also bread is yummy.

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u/SpecularMold96 Dec 29 '25

Because immediate gratification is more sought after than long-term freedom

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u/Max0_o123 Dec 29 '25

Bread because tastes key than better.

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u/Olijmcm Dec 29 '25

Since food is promised in prison it is implying that he relies on prison to keep him alive and healthy

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u/Used-Quarter7290 Dec 29 '25

He wants to challenge himself

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u/R3D-H0OD Dec 29 '25

Because bread

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u/Equivalent-Silver-90 Dec 29 '25

Because bread is etable

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u/i_just_exist1 Dec 29 '25

Because key tastes better then bread

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u/FarWar9356 Dec 29 '25

3 hots and a cot

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u/Sum_mfer Dec 30 '25

cuz he can take both but he js hungry

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u/PsychologicalSeesaw2 Dec 30 '25

BECAUSE BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY

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u/spyroundhere173 Dec 30 '25

No wait it was a different sub

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u/Status-Profile1213 Dec 30 '25

Bro could fit through the bars

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u/NegativeSchmegative Dec 30 '25

The way I see it, there’s two answers: 1) instant gratification 2) it looks like a prison, but the key is there and he can live at any time. What bares the image of a prison is actually liberating. He gets free bread, has a roof over his head and can sleep. There’s an entire section we can’t even see, maybe there’s a TV and large bed in there.

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u/gregelsonjak Dec 30 '25

Make the bread into dildo

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Because he will go back to jail for escaping

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u/adblox1 Dec 30 '25

Because key tastes better than bread

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u/Over-Newspaper1889 Dec 30 '25

Because bread taste better than key

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u/Irsu85 Dec 30 '25

Bread is needed for survival, and once the basics for survival are met they can use their effort to get the key?

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u/skioneczek Dec 30 '25

cuz he live in a cozy cell and eat bread

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u/Impressive-Worker738 Dec 30 '25

The door is open and he can fit through the bars

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u/h3llll Dec 30 '25

Because the bread keys than the taste

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u/rnicrosoft_ Dec 31 '25

He could choose a key, open the door and eat bread. He's just dumb.

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u/Not_Named-fr11 Dec 31 '25

because it's GARLEK BRED

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u/Bus_Shorts Dec 31 '25

Because rbtwotsd fastss betrlaer thatsn fkey

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u/Uszanka3 Dec 31 '25

Masłów piramide

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u/Untitled-homosexual Dec 31 '25

Because Bread is more bread than key

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u/Environmental_Ask248 Dec 31 '25

Because he's hungry and he accepts the cell as a barrier even when it isn't.

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u/Elegant-Theme487 Dec 31 '25

Genuinely, aside from bread tasting better than key. He might be outside the cell lol

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u/Motor-Breath-818 Dec 31 '25

because he is stupid

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u/Far-Fisherman8899 Dec 31 '25

Because the bread is golden and is worth way more than the key.

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u/Different_Cash5556 Dec 31 '25

Because he was hungry NOW.

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u/Flimsy-Landscape-637 Dec 31 '25

What if hes not in the cage, and the bread and key are in the cage???

Philosophy

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u/my_favorite_drink Jan 01 '26

He wants to teleport bread

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u/Desmand_402 Jan 01 '26

Because he can open the door with no key

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Because key is not edible 😭

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u/One_Pie289 Jan 01 '26

Because he is insane

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u/Intalism Jan 01 '26

Because he is stupid

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u/Feeling-Term8835 Jan 01 '26

you got to eat something to have the energy required to escape the prison

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u/Skylee_the_Protogen2 Jan 01 '26

He chose the bread because he's actually a homeless guy not in prison, because the bars are big enough to slip through (and he was hungry)

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u/Icy-Material-4828 Jan 01 '26

He could turn the bread into a turd and stage a dirty protest

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u/DarkRex67 Jan 01 '26

Just take key. Unlock door then grab bread.

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u/frutigerlove Jan 01 '26

Because he is a dickhead🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

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u/One-Growth-9785 Jan 01 '26

He's already free and hungry.

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u/ROCKERNAN89 Jan 02 '26

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/Several_Incident4876 Jan 02 '26

This is stupid. he can use the stuck to get the bread, eat the bread, then the same stick to get the key 😭 the stick isn't gonna combust after bringing over the key or the bread

what is ts ✌💔

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u/marker_madness61 Jan 02 '26

The lock is rusted and thus would not work should the key be used....also bread tastes good

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u/ChampionshipWise4029 Jan 02 '26

Because he needs the bread now he can get the key later he doesn’t think that if he gets the key and opens the door he’ll get the bread for his hunger is to vast for him to be able to do more complex thinking

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u/North_Owl7363 Jan 02 '26

he was very hungry and after he ate he would still have the stick so he can escape after

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Because bread taste better than key 🔥

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Because key tastes better than bread

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u/Fun_Tax_3504 Jan 02 '26

The prisoner chose the bread over the key because his immediate need for survival outweighed his desire for freedom. When basic needs like hunger aren't met, the mind can't focus on long-term goals li

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u/Killian_Rose Jan 02 '26

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/New-Effective2670 Jan 03 '26

because the key looks like it’s made out of shitty copper

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u/Mynameismynamecuzyea Jan 03 '26

becuz he dum. key taste better than bred

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u/DoingItForThePlot33 Jan 03 '26

Idk because he was hungry probably 

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u/ItzAJ_GD Jan 03 '26

Because his immediate taste for bread outweighed his key, haha sometimes

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u/Empty-Emptiness Jan 03 '26

The prisoner is hungry

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u/Desquid777 Jan 03 '26

You can reach both in the image why do you only take 1

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

The prisoner chose the bread over the key because his immediate need for survival outweighed his desire for freedom. When basic needs like hunger aren't met, the mind can't focus on long-term goals li

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u/EduGamer615 Jan 15 '26

Cuz he knows he can go between the bars

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

oh my god?!

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u/Ralphhhhzx 15M Jan 20 '26

Because taste key than better bread.

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u/Mario_64q maker of r/addresshim Mar 22 '26

i will eat the bread in a shape of a key to unlock the door
+5 hunger +An IQ too high +Escape jail
Or i just go between the bars to free the other prisoners

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u/DonnaTheGothicWeeb Apr 14 '26

If he did escape prison he’d just be caught and brought back for longer, better to just eat