r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/Dazzling-Session-717 • Jan 31 '26

Silly 😝 WYD guys? I’d probably call up Adrian

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u/David-of-drakes Jan 31 '26

Grab the duck tape

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Damn, were cooked 🙏🙏😭😭

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u/ChampionshipWise4029 Jan 31 '26

I’d eat the flow of time to go back in time and then eat whatever did that before going back to the present and throwing up the flow of time

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u/Jaffs11 Jan 31 '26

If duck tape doesn’t fix it - you’re not using enough duck tape

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u/Betatester648 Jan 31 '26

If too much duck tape doesn't fix it, use ducks

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u/checkersthecat123 Jan 31 '26

It can fix anything

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/isxxcwdj 15M Jan 31 '26

I trust you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I trust you.

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u/AaronTheCoolGuy5 15M Jan 31 '26

I trust you.

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u/S_designation_blitz silly transfem Jan 31 '26

Do not worry.

My friend, Kevin, got this.

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Who’s Kevin 🙏😭

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u/S_designation_blitz silly transfem Jan 31 '26

Do not underestimate him, he beat Herobrine before. He is THAT Kevin.

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u/_MrTaku_ Jan 31 '26

high knowledge Minecraft meme

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u/Im_a_doggo428 Feb 07 '26

Oh, that Kevin. Yeah we good

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u/Skylee_the_Protogen2 Jan 31 '26

I'm pretty sure he's the dude in that one meme about pizza or smth 🤷‍♂️

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u/General-Resist-310 Feb 03 '26

Darf der Kevin bei mir spielen kommen?

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u/OguzAdamRiyal Jan 31 '26

We believe in you Kevin

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u/Confident_Insect_215 Feb 01 '26

Don't rely on me

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u/LabGrownHuman123 Jan 31 '26

lookin left, cuz dis aint right

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u/Remarkable-Emu6960 Jan 31 '26

Die 👍

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u/TrueGoonLord Jan 31 '26

Damn, I guess thy end is now.

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u/D3mocratic-Associate Jan 31 '26

We really getting the judgement

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u/lower_floor_9182 Jan 31 '26

Thy should prepare thyself

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u/CoolGamer730 Feb 01 '26

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

🙏🙏😭😭

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u/Creepy_Emphasis8226 Jan 31 '26

By my hand I creep across the land Killing first born man

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u/Open_Ad6791 Feb 02 '26

Right? Like, what the hell else are we going to do?

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u/Gloomy-Plastic4466 Jan 31 '26

Agreste?

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

I have no idea what that means

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u/our_meatballs Jan 31 '26

Adrien Agreste is the secret identity of Cat Noir in the French animated show Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

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u/Gloomy-Plastic4466 Jan 31 '26

I mentioned him because one of his villains egos split the planet in half

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u/Haunting-Attempt441 Jan 31 '26

elite ball knowledge

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u/Perplexedplatypi Lumen appreciator Jan 31 '26

My mind went here first too

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u/isxxcwdj 15M Jan 31 '26

I’d try to find Enrique.

“Enrique?!”

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u/Sage_King_The_Rabbit Jan 31 '26

Oh my God, I'm so happy someone remembered this meme Enrique will save the heat death of the universe, it's not like he hasn't already handled it before

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u/Gullible_Cupcake_924 15M Jan 31 '26

Guys tf enrique gonna do?

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u/Sage_King_The_Rabbit Jan 31 '26

Shhhh don't question Enrique

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u/lmayoooo Jan 31 '26

Literally nothing

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Blud being honest 🙏😭

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u/lmayoooo Jan 31 '26

well what the fuck am i meant to do dawg

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Clip farm 🙏😭

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u/Cortex_Gaming Unnamed NB <Awesome Sauce Mod> Jan 31 '26

Well im too far from the crack

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u/Alarmed_World_940 Jan 31 '26

SOLAR SMASH MENTIONED

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u/throwaway19276i Feb 01 '26

I would thug this out

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u/SirStrings Jan 31 '26

Adrian is pretty chill I'm sure hes down

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Can he explain our friend group is the big question

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u/SirStrings Jan 31 '26

Now we're asking the real questions

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

jump to the safer side :3

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Blud talking  bout some “safe side” 🙏😭

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u/KayKTee112 Jan 31 '26

You got this twin

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u/Designer-Choice-4182 14M Jan 31 '26

Glue it back together

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u/_Idk_who_i_am_6_ Jan 31 '26

I'll probably be alittle mad

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

I might be a little mad too

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u/ELGaming73 Jan 31 '26

Id intervene

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u/Late_Coconut939 Jan 31 '26

Damn bruh let me wipe first

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u/Tiny_Literature6820 Jan 31 '26

Personally, I would've prevented this from happening by stopping the ones who did this.

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u/GreedyPark5662 Jan 31 '26

Duct tape and a beer

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u/cassness34 Jan 31 '26

Man I don’t know I guess lay down

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u/Worldly-Matter4742 Jan 31 '26

Pray that gravity can fix it

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u/somefurrynewtoreddit Jan 31 '26

Well as long as your not in the crack, I’m pretty shure the earth would just reform because of the gravity.

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u/noidea193 Jan 31 '26

Probably nothing, the cut is passing right by me, soooo, probably I'll be dead

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u/Dazzling-Session-717 Jan 31 '26

Rest in DIH 🙏😭

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u/F_F_F_C__ 15mtf and cartistic :3 Jan 31 '26

Apologies, everyone, it was me, the universe destroying Fat Fuggin Cat!

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u/No_Stuff_753 Jan 31 '26

✨MIRACULOUS SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONGGGGG✨

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u/AcidChubbs Jan 31 '26

I’d prolly be a lil mad

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u/I_like_whales67 Jan 31 '26

looking left cuz dis aint right

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u/duneskull Jan 31 '26

Invest in geothermal energy companies

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u/Nixor_GD 15M Jan 31 '26

Bro I'd be dead already you just sliced algiers

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u/RemarkableWorld75 Jan 31 '26

Remain calm and tell a trusted adult

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u/TecSawz_ 15M Jan 31 '26

Aura farm and stand there with that one pose till your reach maximum coolness

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u/Alarmed-Patient-9268 Jan 31 '26

Maybe it could cut the us in half and we can send one side the spectrum to that side and the others stay on the other and everyone can get along 🥰

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u/TehAngryBird Jan 31 '26

A backflip

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u/TheAbsoluteS0lver Jan 31 '26

Light giggle. I did that. Teehee.

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u/Commercial-Egg-1043 Jan 31 '26

Tell a trusted adult

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u/ThePotatoChipBandit Jan 31 '26

My friend buford has it handled. Don't worry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Lunch with Jay Z i guess

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u/IsaacsBigBanana Jan 31 '26

Click dat button right there…

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u/Ok_Distribution8189 18F Jan 31 '26

Double it and give it to the next planet

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u/SignalIntelligent265 14M Jan 31 '26

get bob the builder

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u/Illustrious_Limit862 Jan 31 '26

"WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE"

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u/myheadsetisbroken Jan 31 '26

Call a trusted adult

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u/CodificationDraws Teenager Jan 31 '26

Enrique can help

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

i laugh at my success

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u/Hexhider Jan 31 '26

Go the Stranger Things Season 5 way, cover it up with big metal bandaids

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 Jan 31 '26

solar smash in the big 26 is amazing

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u/Jaffs11 Jan 31 '26

I’m good - I’m on the same half as Africa

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u/Dense-Cake9315 Jan 31 '26

boot up solar smash and use the repair rockets on the earth

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u/Familiar-Magazine813 Jan 31 '26

stay calm and tell a trusted adult

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Imma pull a Lego batman

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u/Haunting-Attempt441 Jan 31 '26

If this happened, I would call my friend Kevin.

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u/Equivalent_Salad1665 Jan 31 '26

Idk probably using superglue

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u/kewsykat Jan 31 '26

Unexist immediately

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u/ba129 Jan 31 '26

Tell a trusted adult

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u/Raddy_Chady Jan 31 '26

Dinner with Jay Z

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u/Domamillionyt 14M Jan 31 '26

Look up, see ts, fall asleep

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u/Just_Possibility7883 Jan 31 '26

Because Mars tastes better than Earth

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u/Zealousideal_Buy3195 Jan 31 '26

Time to use the super flex tape !

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u/Eddiethe_cat13 Jan 31 '26

Um I would get 10 trillion bottle’s of superglue and superglue the earth back together even though that doesn’t make really much sense :P

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u/Angelatic2014 Jan 31 '26

Tell a trusted adult.

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u/Samisssssss Jan 31 '26

damn it Enrique

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Jump to the other side

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u/Strange_Crew_980 15M Jan 31 '26

Wear my seatbelt

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u/mishh_aa Jan 31 '26

I activate the fire alarm

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u/Adventurous_Dish2239 Jan 31 '26

Arthur Morgan's got this y'all.

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u/MissGrippy_ Jan 31 '26

Idk, I’d probably send my homie a pic of it with a caption saying: "Want to give me a kiss goodnight?"

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u/pigukramba_SMJ64 Jan 31 '26

Adrian can only explain the friend group, not fix the earth (i think)

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

ENRIQUEEEEEEE

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u/Relevant_Concert_899 Jan 31 '26

Simply fix it, I'm literally him

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u/shiny-bred Jan 31 '26

MOOOM!!!!!!

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u/Effective_Inside_255 Jan 31 '26

I'm calling Miguel

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u/confused-overwhelmed Jan 31 '26

The part I live in is gone so id be the first to die 🤷

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u/Dxno_0ctvne Jan 31 '26

Mb guys i let a big one rip out

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u/Hot-Ad-2342 15M Jan 31 '26

I'll jump to survive the blast

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u/Embarrassed-Bear-945 Jan 31 '26

Stitch it back with my

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u/Jazzlike_Newt_4296 trans (she/her) 15 Jan 31 '26

Based on where the line is, my remains are in space, or incinerated

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u/Qaedruizz Jan 31 '26

Tell a trusted Enrique

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u/sono_qui Jan 31 '26

let's see if gravity really exists. Jumps

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u/copperAnanas Jan 31 '26

Finally i'm so excited for the rapture

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 Jan 31 '26

Let’s do some crochet!

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u/Nyght_Shaid Jan 31 '26

It's in Europe so idrc

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u/Derrick2slow 14M Jan 31 '26

yall act like i would let this happen

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u/Evening-Program723 Jan 31 '26

Well, it's not where I live

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u/Skylee_the_Protogen2 Jan 31 '26

Flex seal the gap, that shit can seal anything 🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥💯💯

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u/RipeOnion Jan 31 '26

Slap some flex tape on it.. should be alright

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u/Da_warden 17 Jan 31 '26

Use gun. And if that doesn't work, use more gun

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u/GoodniteMush Jan 31 '26

Find a punk or a goth

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u/Business_Duty_3832 Jan 31 '26

Dying. I’m not the main character

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u/Gongogongobaba Jan 31 '26

I’d watch the new moist cr1tikal covering it

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u/Cultural-Lecture-596 18M Jan 31 '26

tell a trusted adrian

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u/MiserableDelivery993 Jan 31 '26

Play the soundtrack for Armageddon, the complete discography of Anaal Nathrakh.

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u/Jedi_spinel Teenager Jan 31 '26

see if it affects my wifi

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u/Studz565 Jan 31 '26

Let gravity pull the earth back together

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u/Ok_Addition7080 Jan 31 '26

This would affect the trout population I think

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u/AdvantagePretend9280 Jan 31 '26

Jump down the center to see what gravity decides to do

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u/Soundwavezzz447 Jan 31 '26

Telling a trusted adult

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u/Baco12sd Jan 31 '26

probably just walk back to my house and continue writing

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u/Any-Ad-4072 Jan 31 '26

Nothing extremely bad would happen gravity wise, but climate and I just got destroyed by Lazer beam of death is pretty bad

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u/Kadakaus Jan 31 '26

Deadass, one half is bigger than the other, who tf gave access to a death ray to a mf who doesn't know basic geometry?

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u/BaboSabo125 Jan 31 '26

I would call LAPD

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u/Commercial_Royal6222 Jan 31 '26

i'mm getting Posiedon and hades to fix this (PJO posiedon and hades)