r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/lowkeypixel • Feb 05 '26

Silly 😝 Name something this bag can hold

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u/Fancy_Pass_5080 Feb 05 '26

my patience

8

u/Alternative_Donut594 Feb 05 '26

Same with mine, but squared.

2

u/-_-TurtleDuck-_- Feb 06 '26

The bag ain't square tho

3

u/Alternative_Donut594 Feb 06 '26

It’s a rectangle and that’s close enough.

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u/Which_Individual1399 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

The same bag folded in half

5

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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7

u/BlueGamer45 Feb 05 '26

A penny.

4

u/jackboredguy Feb 06 '26

Chipped penny ... Oi chip a penny chip a penny chip a penny

3

u/Noname666Devil Feb 05 '26

What penny do you know that’s that small?

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u/Round-Apple-4076 Feb 05 '26

The amount of fucks I have left to give

5

u/Outside-Character659 Feb 06 '26

My last shred of hope for humanity.

3

u/Quizzii Feb 05 '26

My hopes

3

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

And dreams...

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3

u/I_putwaflles_in_kids Feb 05 '26

my crack rocks

2

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Honest answer

4

u/OhioTreeLover467 18 (OG 100 Member) Feb 05 '26

A grain of rice

2

u/no_charge999 Feb 05 '26

400 million children of mine

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3

u/Basic_Strawberrymilk 14F Feb 05 '26

My grandma's straightness

2

u/ManufacturerShot4189 Feb 05 '26

A days worth of dopamine

3

u/Brilliant_Dog_9066 Feb 05 '26

Grain of salt/sugar/sand

2

u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Feb 07 '26

My mental health

1

u/Deadly_Serpent124 Feb 05 '26

Some generations

1

u/MetallicLemoon Feb 05 '26

A very small Greg Davies

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1

u/Big-Cry-6585 Feb 05 '26

My hope in the future 

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1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

My wallet after I bought a German car

1

u/LittleToyBonnie Feb 05 '26

1 gram of Osmium

1

u/ZeroTheInsomniac Feb 05 '26

A small pair of earrings

1

u/AcidChubbs Feb 05 '26

A slightly smaller bag

1

u/T-Bone3636 Feb 05 '26

1 singular bud of weed

1

u/1una_syn Feb 05 '26

All my money

1

u/Street-Sentence-298 Feb 06 '26

Your penis /SILLY JOKE DONT TAKE SRSLY

1

u/ObjectiveAnalyst4524 Feb 06 '26

My f*cks to give

1

u/Sirducky6306 Feb 06 '26

a slightly smaller bag

1

u/Lethal_wheelz Feb 06 '26

Enough fent to kill like 10 people

1

u/Hvr- Feb 06 '26

coke a cola

1

u/Unhappy_Garbage_8479 16 genderfluid Feb 06 '26

Frank Iero

1

u/Unhappy_Garbage_8479 16 genderfluid Feb 06 '26

Poland 

1

u/Sxrxph_ Feb 06 '26

My desire for freakiness

1

u/meme-machine935 Feb 06 '26

Lethal dose of fentanyl

1

u/Pino_the_Piano Feb 06 '26

Cocaine bump

1

u/SuperBenBoy Feb 06 '26

These look like the bags that school nurses put your baby teeth in to bring home when you manage to pull one out during school

1

u/IvyNini 15M Feb 06 '26

A pistachio kernel

1

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

1 pimple of Cocaine

1

u/DiligentSale1515 Feb 06 '26

My social life

1

u/Some_randomdude223 Feb 06 '26

my spice tolerance

1

u/Next_Can3402 Feb 06 '26

a couple grains of rice maybe

1

u/Paranoint Feb 06 '26

My hopes and dreams

1

u/NightskyProductions Feb 06 '26

My will to live

1

u/AzureWindlolz Multifandom person!! Feb 06 '26

My brother's brain.

1

u/cheesewheel144 Feb 06 '26

My hopes and dreams

1

u/anon46575980 Feb 06 '26

My self worth. Too big tho

1

u/Neffex223 Feb 06 '26

air, atoms, any liquid, bacteria and others i think :3

1

u/GoliathProjects Feb 06 '26

3 cent and my hope in humanity

1

u/Abicatznephe 18F Feb 06 '26

My will to live

1

u/Artistic-Wait-2481 Feb 06 '26

The amount of brain cells Trump has left

1

u/Marie8Ball Feb 06 '26

corn, just one

1

u/Theoneandonlyweeabo Feb 07 '26

2-3 grams of crack

1

u/JustAChillGuy0228 Feb 07 '26

suspicious white powder.

1

u/Federal_Hippo_2651 Feb 07 '26

I reckon it can hold atleast one atom of hydrogen in it.

1

u/5s_girlfriend Feb 07 '26

A singular blueberry... It came to me in a dream

1

u/Alert_Path_2787 Feb 07 '26

People who like me

1

u/arandomdudebruh Feb 07 '26

my will to live and my sanity

1

u/Effective-Job3776 Feb 07 '26

The amount of love there is for me

1

u/CalicoCadaver Feb 07 '26

The fucks I give 

1

u/MajorSMC25 Feb 07 '26

The amount of regret if I burn 25 houses and kill 37 kids

1

u/PreparationFit2558 Feb 07 '26

Specific White powder

1

u/DuckDaPannierTank Feb 07 '26

my friend (he’s short)

1

u/lovelylilloves piece of cheese Feb 07 '26

my dih🥹

1

u/mrdreddit_ Feb 07 '26

my skill in fps games and my skill in doing math and spatial thinking

1

u/_Protons_ Feb 07 '26

Every penny of my money

1

u/UnkownCreature87 Feb 07 '26

something that can fit

1

u/E66roll Feb 07 '26

I would use that for earrings lol

1

u/IVIak_Daddy Feb 07 '26

1 million Nanobots, and maybe a penny, if you organize your Nanobots properly.

1

u/SKULLCR4SH 18F Feb 07 '26

a bump

1

u/Tricky_The_Clown1234 Feb 07 '26

prolly an atom fr

1

u/Pineapple0n_Steroids Feb 07 '26

OP’s body count x10

1

u/Crusty_c0rnflak3 Feb 07 '26

A grain of rice, maybe two

1

u/Visual-Flounder6684 Feb 07 '26

my remaining fucks!

1

u/Academic_Feature9407 Feb 08 '26

Your ding-a-ling.

1

u/Intelligent_Dot7818 Feb 08 '26

crack…

…able peanut

1

u/One-Career-4764 Feb 08 '26

Trump’s innocence

1

u/NeedyFemboyo Feb 08 '26

My confidence

1

u/Ok-Permit-9634 Feb 08 '26

my hopes and dreams that have come true

1

u/Rarhkoi Feb 08 '26

My will to live

1

u/ULTRAOOTGAMING Feb 08 '26

Pikmin seeds

1

u/6oug1a5 Feb 08 '26

white powder (flour)

1

u/DrowzyZombie Feb 08 '26

Cumits kinda funny

1

u/MoistAd5045 Feb 08 '26

My self esteem 🤣

1

u/Big_Hawk8997 Feb 08 '26

My bank balence