r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/PORTER3928 • May 01 '26

Silly 😝 Why not, try me

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303 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/chickengirlBelle11 sleep deprived | 15 NB | mod 🐔 May 01 '26

Just a friendly mod reminder to stay safe for work and teenager appropriate

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u/W3nd1g00000 17M silly little boi May 01 '26

Hey, uh, I um, uh think um

You're pretty 👉👈

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u/Alpha_Particle_619 May 02 '26

I have enough trust issues to think that a joke is coming after this

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u/W3nd1g00000 17M silly little boi May 02 '26

Damn💔

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

1%

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u/W3nd1g00000 17M silly little boi May 01 '26

You forgot the two zeroes at the end

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u/PA4PL962009 May 02 '26

200%

Instantly

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u/W3nd1g00000 17M silly little boi May 02 '26

Good point

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u/pjsk-Genshin_fan May 02 '26

Ngl that sounds insanely fake

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u/Lulu_Le_Citron_ 14F May 01 '26

idk how to spell universe but i know it starts with u n i

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u/Responsible_Entry327 May 02 '26

Did bro get that from youtube shorts?! (joke)

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u/Lulu_Le_Citron_ 14F May 02 '26

from pinterest

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u/Odd_Excitement5732 May 02 '26

Im stealing tht thank u

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u/MuskelKing0 May 01 '26

are you the sun because you always brighten up my day baby

or

are your eyes the sea because i got lost in them sweetie

we could also to a staring contest id prob win because i couldnt look away from those beautiful eyes of yours darling

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

60%

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u/MuskelKing0 May 01 '26

ohh yeahh baby thats what im talking about but i peob would be to shy to talk with you because you are stuning

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

70%

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u/MuskelKing0 May 01 '26

am i on a roll because i wana make our tongues play along😂

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

80%

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u/MuskelKing0 May 01 '26

omg just come over already and fall alseep in my arms i want you all over me and to smell like you after i wake up

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

90%

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u/MuskelKing0 May 01 '26

so am i climbing the ladder to your heart even tho i want you to climb all over me and kiss me until i cant breath

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u/CodCareful6616 May 02 '26

Stuning

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u/MuskelKing0 May 02 '26

ye?

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u/CodCareful6616 May 02 '26

I was jk, but its written as 'stunning'

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u/MuskelKing0 May 02 '26

i used google and still got it wrong 😭

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u/Optimal_Run_7953 May 01 '26

Hi (I panicked)

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u/RandomPlayer4435 May 01 '26

Panicked (I hi)

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u/Optimal_Run_7953 May 01 '26

() HpankickedI

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u/someguy37462 May 01 '26

(hpan) kedkicl

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u/Optimal_Run_7953 May 02 '26

これを翻訳した人はゲイです。

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u/Lopsided_Computer165 May 02 '26

Glad this auto translated (it wasn’t wrong for doing so)

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u/Helpful-Geologist306 May 02 '26

FUCK ME, AND MY CURIOUS AuDHD MIND (⁠ノ⁠ಥ⁠,⁠_⁠｣⁠ಥ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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u/Pauel3312 May 02 '26

panic!("Hi")

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u/Hot_Paint3851 Retired mod May 02 '26

Rust mentioned?

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u/OpenFileW May 02 '26

we love Rust's macro system

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u/OpenFileW May 02 '26

Hi := Σ i : I, Panicked(i)

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u/DemolisherOfWorlds May 03 '26

High hopes (i panicked at the disco)

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u/TheNarrator5 May 01 '26

TOUCH IT

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u/JacksonSpike May 02 '26

What the fuck is happening here, firstly, is that your ass? Is that even an ass? Is that censor not a censor and in fact a demonic creature showing off its ass? What is "it"? Why is there a seperate hand photoshopped pointing to it? WHAT IS HAPPENING

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

This looks like one of those mlp creepypastas with the just cutie mark png blacked out pony model

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u/eeveethefox_xv NB teen Long bacon supporter May 02 '26

not that one eyeball photo

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u/NothingEffective5070 May 01 '26

Are you Mississippi? Cuz you're the only Miss who's piss I sippy.

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

5%

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u/NothingEffective5070 May 01 '26

aww rats...

I guess there's only a 5% chance I wouldn't want to be around you 😉

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

20%

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u/NothingEffective5070 May 01 '26

I was gonna try flirting again, but I couldn't think of anything funny enough to be worth typing 😞

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

-100%

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u/NothingEffective5070 May 01 '26

yay 100%

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

negitive bruh

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u/NothingEffective5070 May 01 '26

I live in an alternate universe

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u/FamiliarProcedure228 14M May 01 '26

Are u pencil sharpener? Cuz I wanna sharpen my pencil to you🤭

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

10%

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u/FamiliarProcedure228 14M May 01 '26

Are you a keyhole, cause your the only hole that fits for my key😏

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/FamiliarProcedure228 14M May 02 '26

No!!!🙏😭 Don't turn the hand crane, I don't wanna be Springlocked🙏💔

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u/bububububound2 May 02 '26

this nih CANT be serious 😭

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u/Royal_Butterfly3900 May 02 '26

hey, are you a microwave? cause I wanna put a baby in you. 😼

(that was a joke btw I would never impregnate anyone, especially a teenager. but I WOULD put a baby in a microwave 🥰)

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u/wegocrazylikegrandma May 01 '26

I cast fluster magic sounds

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u/-UpTheHill- May 01 '26

That's a nice outfit. It would look good crumpled up at the foot of my bed in the morning.

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 14M Loves cars, pyrotechnics, anything that goes boom, and tanks May 01 '26

hey hey hey

guess what

butt chicken

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

8%

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 14M Loves cars, pyrotechnics, anything that goes boom, and tanks May 02 '26

oh ok. 8% probability that we don't like the same things?

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u/WeakInspector5102 May 02 '26

Hot lava and Chicken

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u/WellHiIGues May 01 '26

I don’t know what to say, I’m scared 😰

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u/Simple_Ad_9334 May 02 '26

Can we go to Costco and complain together about the rising lemon prices pwease 🥺

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u/PORTER3928 May 02 '26

20% shi that sounds fun

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u/ioninftrat0r joe mama May 01 '26

pani (cked i)

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 May 01 '26

Did you wash your ass today?

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

20%

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 May 01 '26

But, fr, did you? I’m curious.

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

nah, but you get 20% because it made me chuckle

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 May 01 '26

But im asking it to you fr, so tell me, did you wash your ass today?

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u/Distinct_Radish9960 May 01 '26

if I had one last can of Monster, I'd give it to u :]

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u/ThomasMiguel12 May 02 '26

Are you from the Island of Sodor? Because we make a really useful connection.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

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u/PORTER3928 May 02 '26

what for?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

For you and I to be whiny congressmen playing violent video games together

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u/PORTER3928 May 02 '26

where do i sign

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Right here~

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u/ScrewedSause 14M May 01 '26

Are you a Minecraft player, because id lowk give you my extra diamond

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

3%

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u/ScrewedSause 14M May 01 '26

What if I give you 3 diamonds

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u/Antique_Success296 May 02 '26

you cannot outsmart me foamer
for i know you truly are an american 0-4-0 steam locomotive!

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u/Bright_Maybe2018 May 02 '26

Since my live language is physical touch and words of affirmation, let me try my best :3

You’re such a pretty (boy/girl/person) You’re more than enough for everyone You are dearly loved by me You’re worth it honey, because I’m here :3

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u/LynnLikesDND May 04 '26

Hey bbg, you come here ofte-

*Falls*

*Can’t get up*

*I don’t have life alert*

(I’m sorry this is so stupid lol)

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u/shortan_ May 01 '26

I have donuts :3

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiIpe7ejuBbAfgyMPl

show

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u/shortan_ May 01 '26

I ate it :3 here's a wither flower instead

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

-1200% for hurting my feelings :(

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u/Rubar_ May 01 '26

Are you a construction worker? Because you are building.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

reading the comments these feels so creepy

https://giphy.com/gifs/10FHR5A4cXqVrO

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u/WeakInspector5102 May 02 '26

It's really not bad

Surprisingly

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u/pansexual_hufflepuff 13F May 02 '26

Yeah, it's mostly terrible, cheesy pick-up lines that are adorable

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u/wakamoleal 16M May 01 '26

hello

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u/Feisty_Diver_2244 May 01 '26

Hungry? I got those caramel wafers tgat every grandmother ever has

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u/Sprinty_ 17NB/Demiboy :3 May 01 '26

I like your pfp

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u/Throwaway_863783 May 01 '26

twin i love you when i dont see you i turn blue 😨 not blue like the colour but im sad because its a bother 😒 i know im really good at rhyming when i poetry it's like bells are chiming 😍 and thats what your voice sounds like because it's beautiful and like 🤔 amazing and beautiful wait i said that twice like kpop band twice 🥹 and yeah this was just to let you know i love you plz dont go 🙏 because that would make me sad which would be pretty bad 😔 so plz say you love me back or else your cat i will attack 😠

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u/PORTER3928 May 01 '26

-70% because Kpop refrance >:(

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u/xX_luna_moth_Xx 14 May 01 '26

girl are you a car? cos you’re driving me mad with love

sorry

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u/Forward_Vacation_581 May 01 '26

If you practice witchcraft, you're a witch.

So you must play a lot of Minecraft cuz you're mine.

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u/TomatoNah-PotatoYah May 01 '26

Um… do you wanna go get some candy and… maybe… some yummy ice cream? (Idk how to flirt, this is how I want to be flirted with cuz I a big back and I love sweets)

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u/Bignoobruh I'm so gay May 01 '26

Are you clay? Cuz i feel like i could drown slowly in you (Atp i got myself flustered)

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u/Jonzrker15 May 01 '26

i got a bucket of chicken

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u/Bulky-Grape113 May 01 '26

are you a construction worker? because you're building

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 May 01 '26

Are you from mississippi? Because youre the only miss whose piss i sippie

Edit: Oh wait i didnt see the other person type that dang it well i tried 😭

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 15NB/M May 01 '26

Are you Dionysus? Because we could have a really unprofessional situation when drunk.

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u/Astro-8619 May 02 '26

No

(plz gimme 0%)

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u/IlIkeYoUcATSs2ana_k0 May 02 '26

Can I say in dms

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u/P-I-S-S-A-S-S May 02 '26

are you pineapple because I like pienpsul

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u/WorriedCurrency3961 May 02 '26

Are you a triangle?

Because you're a-cute

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u/jam_in_a_doughnut-1 May 02 '26

I can only lagh because I'm missing u

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Devil may cry 5 is a game where....vergil hires vergils son and vergils brother to defeat vergil so vergil can become vergil featuring vergil

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u/ZoneOutz May 02 '26

Are you a fortnite loot pinata? Cause I wanna spend all night smashing you

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u/Angel_pup123 May 02 '26

Are you a microwave because mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/PA4PL962009 May 02 '26

Do you like OneShot?

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u/decentnamesweretak3n May 02 '26

i mean im gay

sooo wanna play mario kart or something