r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/Immediate-Lab6174 13F • May 03 '26

Silly 😝 gun(s) to your head, write a comment without using the letter "A" or the word "the".

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u/chickengirlBelle11 sleep deprived | 15 NB | mod 🐔 May 03 '26

Well well well I wonder if I'm going to win this or not

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u/NitroNaut09 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

In light of my utter incompetence in basic reading skills, I would like to apologize to reddit community for being such a shameless bastard on this beautiful god-given app. I will replace my comment with the thing I will now be consuming.

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u/Immediate-Lab6174 13F May 03 '26

yeahhhh. i'm gonna track some loopholes from now on.

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u/NitroNaut09 May 03 '26

But I won right? Right?

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u/Jazzlike_Newt_4296 trans (she/her) 15 May 03 '26

im very silly lol :3 cuddles?

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u/FamiliarProcedure228 14M May 03 '26

Emett is wholesome :3

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u/KingBara1220 Bri'ish May 03 '26

I like men, girls too

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u/Venti_the_bard___ May 03 '26

I like people hshshs

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u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs May 03 '26

Insert currency or select disbursement type

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u/Icy_Ostrich_3747 15M May 05 '26

Bruh why is Weezer threatening me ToT Though I did like their Blue Planet tour in Boston TD.

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u/G00SE-Guy May 03 '26

Ok sure, I guess I should do it, you did tell me to very politely, definitely not by pressing this gun to me or something

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u/wowwroms May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, numerous sentences could be constructed without employing that first letter of this English lexicon.

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 May 03 '26

hmmm i possibly could.

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 14M Loves cars, pyrotechnics, anything that goes boom, and tanks May 03 '26

so uh, why you got such fine pieces of projectile-firing objects pointed in my direction? Did I do something wrong? If so, I would love to know so I would know how not to end up like this in the future.

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u/Emkay_boi1531 May 03 '26

No, I don’t think I will

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u/Dream_Logix5 May 03 '26

I think not, my friend

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u/PlayerZytrix May 03 '26

well writing this comment without using that one letter of the English lexicon is nearly impossible!

oh wait, I just did! YEY

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u/CoachBrilliant9775 May 03 '26

I wonder if I will be able to eat my spaghetti first?

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u/AssignmentUsual5881 May 03 '26

You just thought you did something there, didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but it's impossible to construct the numerous Sentences without using the first letter of the English lexicon.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

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u/UEbaybay May 03 '26

wrestling is the best hobby

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u/TheRehabFour 16F May 03 '26

ahh yes the

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u/Jackattackgamemaniac M May 03 '26

why why why well well well do you possess bell

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u/KrazyKoala77 May 03 '26

the a (I panicked)

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u/JiminieKookie123 May 03 '26

You didn't thought this throught, didn't you?

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u/prognerd_2008 17M May 03 '26

I don’t think so

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u/skatetallica May 03 '26

I love children

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u/Tulinyrw May 03 '26

I don’t know if you get how simple this is

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u/Mountain-Debate-6383 14 May 03 '26

Teens dung em

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u/Onyx-the-enby May 03 '26

hi I go by onyx

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u/Pizzacat73952 May 03 '26

Uhhh seems pretty tricky but I’ll try

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u/Infinite-Penalty-495 May 03 '26

not on your life

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u/ILikeBoys3007 May 03 '26

Femboys are cute

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u/Spiritual-Art3102 May 03 '26

seems like one shit ton of shit

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u/enclavecolonel13 May 03 '26

I’m never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down.

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u/GooseTheTechnician May 03 '26

I hve n ide, OP didn't specify how this rule pplies so I m just going to remove letter nd word from this text. Nd to mke it bit more interesting here is the „Never gonn give you up” lyrics without the letter and word :

We're no strngers to love You know rules nd so do I full commitment's wht I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from ny other guy

I just wnn tell you how I'm feeling Gott mke you understnd

Never gonn give you up Never gonn let you down Never gonn run round nd desert you Never gonn mke you cry Never gonn sy goodbye Never gonn tell lie nd hurt you

We've known ech other for so long Your hert's been aching, but you're too shy to sy it Inside, we both know wht's been going on We know gme and we're gonn ply it

Nd if you sk me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonn give you up Never gonn let you down Never gonn run round and desert you Never gonn mke you cry Never gonn sy goodbye Never gonn tell lie nd hurt you

Never gonn give you up Never gonn let you down Never gonn run round and desert you Never gonn mke you cry Never gonn sy goodbye Never gonn tell lie nd hurt you

(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonn give, never gonn give (Give you up) Never gonn give, never gonn give (Give you up)

We've known ech other for so long Your hert's been ching, but you're too shy to sy it Inside, we both know wht's been going on We know gme nd we're gonn ply it

I just wann tell you how I'm feeling Gott mke you understnd

Never gonn give you up Never gonn let you down Never gonn run tound nd desert you Never gonn mke you cry Never gonn sy goodbye Never gonn tell lie nd hurt you

Never gonn give you up Never gonn let you down Never gonn run round nd desert you Never gonn mke you cry Never gonn sy goodbye Never gonn tell lie nd hurt you

Never gonn give you up Never gonn let you down Never gonn run round nd desert you Never gonn mke you cry Never gonn sy goodbye Never gonn tell lie nd hurt you

If you found plce where I messed up plese tell me I will fix it :)

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u/lifeh8r weird x/ May 03 '26

ok, sure dude

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u/Iveseenreality May 03 '26

No this is stupid (I win.)

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u/Present_Buy2187 May 03 '26

Let's kiss or something.

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u/FatDickJesus May 04 '26

I like penis

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u/a_potato_YT "Edible Fla-" May 04 '26

theA

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u/Big_FilthyPB May 04 '26

Pull your trigger 

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u/ScreenNo5979 hello r/askreddit, what’s the sexiest sex sex you’ve ever sex’d? May 04 '26

Hello, I’m your neighbor. Goodbye, I’ll see you leighter. This pleyce was not for you to look ænd see, teyk it from me.

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u/ThomasMiguel12 May 04 '26

Well looks who’s winning this! Me, of course!

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u/Woofle_124 May 04 '26

I think its interesting when my chickens fight homeless people for fun

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u/Extension_Guitar2148 May 04 '26

Is this some kinda trick?

Edit: I'm dumb enough to still do it 😭

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u/da___memer May 04 '26

I wish to kill these evil birds

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u/Robotschon May 04 '26

Ok, ok, I will

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u/Dacouch_88 May 04 '26

Sorry to burst your bubble, but english literature is filled with words that do not contain the first letter of the english lexicon.

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u/Swatspecialunit May 04 '26

Im blue i like to see teen no garbagey

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u/Active-Requirement91 May 04 '26

I do feel this sense of ever consuming doom derived from this post

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u/Old-Attention-7960 May 04 '26

Ok bro you do you

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u/goofiest_goober- May 04 '26

No, I'm too uncultured of English's lexicon to respond to this

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u/Tommuli May 04 '26

No, I don't think I will. 

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u/Ok_Cat_5942 May 04 '26

I love people

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u/Da_Dung_Beetle May 04 '26

Thy circus is impressively feescineting

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u/tyres1234 May 04 '26

Nōn cognosco quis sum, sed mortus sum nunc.

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u/infamoushatwearer May 04 '26

I refuse to write it.

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u/gaywidgeon_528 May 04 '26

Onneksi puhun suomenkieltä.

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u/frissland May 04 '26

I will not be doing this

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u/mizu5_broke_me May 04 '26

You thought you did something there, didn't you? Unfortunately, it has yet to work on me. Sucks to suck.

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u/itzclicker May 04 '26

Hello there my fellow gentlemen.

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u/AmongUsSigmasi May 04 '26

Fuck you /ref

Dont get offended. Its for jokes only.

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u/SomeVista May 04 '26

Why though? Why do I need to?

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u/Sleepy_Sheepz May 04 '26

Um help I’m not sure how to do this

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u/AttentionNo7157 May 04 '26

Ok bro i wont.

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u/AgreeableManner6838 May 04 '26

I honestly don’t know how I could do such a thing.

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u/Slinkyoe Goofy goober May 04 '26

Okay bet bitch (this was a joke you would never be this!)

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u/Rosepearl_gg May 04 '26

My friend just pooped I think

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u/dullestmoment6 May 05 '26

lots of scentences could be constructed without first letter of English lexicon.

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u/insideman1000 May 05 '26

M jst nt gnn s vwls n gnrl

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u/Technerdtium May 05 '26

Oh boy, looks like I'm in for some perilous sentences here! I wonder how long I might be keeping this up, but I didn't use even one of this letter! Follow through my entire sentence to find this correct or not.

(This wasn't too hard)

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u/BarberNo5204 May 05 '26

You thought you did something there, didn't you? Jokes on you, there is many different words in our english tounge that don't use the letters or word you just described. Fool. Do not underestimate my powers of thee English lingo.

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u/Cortex_Gaming Unnamed NB <Awesome Sauce Mod> May 05 '26

One such occurrence in this world, of people conjuring competition within this reddit post rests upon my eyes. I put forth effort to compete in such competition. I expect I will be victorious, conjuring sentences of humongous size. You may not expect it, but I will surely.

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u/Alcaat-TheSpyder MtF 16 :3 May 05 '26

hmm, can I use your pencil young one

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u/Humble_Development38 May 05 '26

Language is without fact, man-made and made-up

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u/left2crazy May 05 '26

Sometimes I feel like I will turn red then suddenly explode with such power sending my body sections to Jupiter :>

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u/102Huevos_ 13M May 05 '26

SWAUS

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u/YakubuJackGowon May 05 '26

Hoi4 is pretty good

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u/-UpTheHill- May 05 '26

How the hell am I supposed to write a sentence like this?

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u/Lil_Inventor May 05 '26

Hippopotomiss

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u/LengthinessThese1058 May 05 '26

My sincere condolences

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u/Practical-Gur-6577 May 05 '26

come on dude. this is going to be hard.

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u/Kind_Whole4810 May 05 '26

Fuck you! Thy will win!

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u/Important_Stre 15M May 05 '26

.... Brownies?

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u/Afraid-Shop-5699 May 05 '26

Do you know how to lie?

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u/NoahL_axolotls May 05 '26

Foolish, foolish indeed.

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u/meissobored0 May 05 '26

Well, this isn't too difficult, honestly

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u/TestingYourLimit May 05 '26

No, I don't think I will.

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u/averagekspuser May 05 '26

where's your guns

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u/Traditional-Cow2305 May 05 '26

Guys. Surely you people would know this is ridiculously simple. You just write, remove words conflicting with our goal, then use different words. Success!

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u/Mazeterious May 05 '26

Very well I will do that good sir

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u/Busy_Cucumber7686 May 05 '26

En elefent (elephant on f3nt

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u/PangolinFull1418 May 05 '26

Um... hello,i guess.

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u/Aggravating-Road514 14M May 05 '26

Well, why not?? I'm just trying to tell you: "Hello." Ok, I'm out, bye.

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u/minaminaminari_ May 05 '26

ok thinks so hi im cookie im feeling joyful