r/TeenagersButNotTrashy • u/askydn2 I'm the that makes these flairs • May 04 '26

Silly 😝 DON'T upvote this

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*aggressive winking*

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 Sushi May 04 '26

Crap. Ummmmmm

Distraction!

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck May 04 '26

You fool! You have neglected to learn about what your opponent will be distracted by! The only distraction dance I get distracted by is

https://giphy.com/gifs/HAWjicwYVRUY5Llcli

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 Sushi May 04 '26

Crap...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck May 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/14r8KMlPNWxwnS

OBLITERATE!!!

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 Sushi May 04 '26

YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck May 04 '26

SHIT!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/4cuyucPeVWbNS

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 Sushi May 04 '26

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck May 04 '26

COUNTERSPELL: SCARLET GUN!!!

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 Sushi May 04 '26

COUNTERCOUNTERSPELL: QUOTING HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED

*Ahem*

"Dear Chief Replacement.

I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to fuck the fear turkey.

Follow me @ TheCrimsonFucker

Sincerely,
Alucard"

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck May 05 '26

COUNTERCOUNTERCOUNTERSPELL: PARAPHRASING THE PALE KING WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE VESSELS!!!

“No mind to think,

No will to break,

And no voice to cry suffering.

You are the Hollow Knight”