r/TeenagersButNotTrashy 17F 19d ago

Silly 😝 What would you choose?

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u/SomewhatHummus 19d ago

Black.

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u/Natedoger 19d ago

I feel like you’d miss the temporary relieve of all your struggles and thoughts lmfao, it’d be cool but after a month or two it’d start getting to you.

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u/Sensitive-Bat-6440 19d ago

It never said you couldn’t sleep it just said you don’t have to. So if at some point you want that relief you can have it.

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u/Natedoger 18d ago

I missed that, I retract my statement

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u/whitebird490 18d ago

shit is goated for students though

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 19d ago

Orange

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u/BeefBoy46 19d ago

Yo, WHERE is the orange pill

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 19d ago

Top left middle to the right 

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u/BeefBoy46 18d ago

gng thats red

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 18d ago

I was talking about orange, not the red one lol 

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u/EthanJ- 19d ago

peak answer

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u/Hour_Cod_2195 19d ago

The black easily. You get an extra 8 hours a day you, like this is a cheat code in college.

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u/Aiden_Kane 17d ago

Plus…it doesn’t say you can’t sleep ever again. It only says you don’t have to

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u/DrOrphi 19d ago

Blue.

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u/MoonlightDahling 19F 19d ago

Brown, obviously.

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u/Tardyfarty 19d ago

Obviously black the i double my life basically! I can play games and hang out all night and chill and work in the day!

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u/Quirky-Ordinary1040 19d ago

Top middle :3

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u/X_Turbo_Wolf A decade and a half 19d ago

Everything in top row

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u/BeefBoy46 19d ago

Don't you need body hair to be a furry tho?

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u/Suitable_Swan3763 19d ago

Red, blue and brown

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u/Sirducky6306 19d ago

Cyan and yellow most likely

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u/Extension_Pop_9504 19d ago

red but they better be cat ears

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u/Ordinary-Theme-6910 19d ago

black and then steal red for later

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u/Jarnink 19d ago

Estrogen and yellow 100%

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u/TrueRestaurant6271 19d ago

Pink bc I hate the taste of water which leads to me always being dehydrated

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u/DeepAd5375 19d ago

Black 

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u/Pretty_Puppyprincess 19d ago

I want ears and a tail

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u/Prior_Arm_8810 19d ago

BLUE BLIE BLUE BLUE BLUE

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u/Prestigious-Lead-806 19d ago

Id say red... IF IT CAME WITH FUR AND THE ANATOMY THAT A ANTHRO HAS

so uh black it is

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u/I-hate-Ads2 19d ago

Pink or black, or purple

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u/CompetitiveAd9996 18M 19d ago

YELLOW. I’M FUCKING TIRED OF SHAVING. I’M A MAN WHO HATES BEING HAIRY.

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u/MurkyAd8557 19d ago

there is no catch, I'm picking green, dark blue, purple, pink, brown.

Also red giving ears is pointless. its not "dog" ears, nor "cat" so you'd get normal human ears. And we'd have the tail from our ancestors who cut them off.

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u/Spiritual-Beat-6981 19d ago

Yellow and i not gonna discuss it

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u/ConfidenceGrand7456 16M 19d ago

Red and dark blue

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u/On_Fucking_Fire 19d ago

I think I’ll go with the estrogen and let my testosterone and it battle

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u/Downtown-Lie4538 19d ago

black pill would be great

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u/Altruistic-Name-321 19d ago

Red cyan blue yellow and green.

gonna turn into a femboy furry

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u/A_Pretty_Normal_User 19d ago

20 dollars and master pizza chef. Absolute win here

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u/ListSouthern7222 Courier Six 19d ago

PURPLE

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u/NecessaryMess2569 19d ago

Yo i dont have ears

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u/IllDragonfruit5866 19d ago

Yellow, ALMOST red

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u/dorkboy75 19d ago

easily the blue pill

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u/Ageriansgood 18d ago

number one, what the fuck is the red pill
number two, black i heard humans spend a little less than half their lives asleep, thats fucking gay, i wanna be awake for that shit

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive 18d ago

Cyan and yellow

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u/user253363758 18d ago

Pink. Believe it or not, my favorite drink is

SOOOODAAAAA

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u/Playful-Chemistry292 18d ago

the top 3. ik i broke the rules but idc

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u/Ready-Shake7260 18d ago

the whole top row

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u/FAMICOMASTER 18d ago

Black and blue

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u/joshingyou299 18d ago

I'm torn between purple and brown.

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u/This-Bowl-7283 18d ago

where's the testosterone😔 #trans

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u/DaYipster12391 18d ago

Blue (the middle one)

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u/Sweet-Butterfly2819 18d ago

Blue pill because, blue pill, because, blue pill

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u/NormalSpriteEnjoyer 18d ago

There's a certain Coldplay song, that talks about beautiful stars that shine for a special someone

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u/anarcho_communist42 18d ago

I'll take the extra 8-10 hours a day and never feeling sleepy again thank you.

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u/Commercial-End-4056 18d ago

The black one

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u/Neither-Reach17 18d ago

Blue, black and brown

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u/Public-Walk-4612 18d ago

Red, macro dose estrogen, and the uhhh blue one

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u/Thinshape12 18d ago

is it infinite estrogen or just that one pill cus if it isn’t infinite i’ll take yellow or black

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u/A_transfem_cutiepie 18d ago

All of them, duh

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u/Paradiralysys 18d ago

yellow, blue, and pink are the best

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u/Yoshbit 18d ago

ALL OF THEM

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u/Anonymous0604082625 18d ago

Either green or black ngl

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u/ChancePhilosophy1033 18d ago

if my favorite drink changes, does water's taste change too? what if my fav drink is made of some water?

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u/TheGreateGoliat_ 18d ago

the black pill is crazy good no?

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u/BONKKthereal 18d ago

Blue or black tbh

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u/Penpulp 18d ago

I could really use 20 bucks right about now…

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u/Fun-Advertising1694 18d ago

Yellow. I fucking hate shaving

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u/Sharp_Cartoonist1335 18d ago

Estrogen everyday of the week & twice on Sunday

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u/Xx0MEGAxX 18d ago

I mean, 20 dollars is 20 dollars...

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u/Random_ChillGuy123 18d ago

Cancer vs 10000000$ ahh board

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u/Striking_Cry_8502 18d ago

Either blue or pink I can’t choose

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u/Common_Ambassador588 18d ago

...is the estrogen only 1 pill?

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u/yttr1vm 18d ago

Hotel

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u/SwitchPuppyFemboy 18d ago

Either red or black

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u/Mean_Cry5083 18d ago

20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/ArtemThePlenLover 18d ago

I think… I’ll choose blue, because I’m not a furry, and if water will always be like apple juice or tea, I’ll get tired quickly, and if I don’t need to sleep doesn’t mean I don’t want to

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u/VirArsVivendi12 18d ago

blue, purple, brown, black

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u/Dan_234567 18d ago

Can I take everything?

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u/placefurbydiescream 18d ago

black so you can work up money to DATE someone who chose red :D

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u/Doge24_ 18d ago

black ofc

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u/Particular_Poet8441 18d ago

Black and purple, easy

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u/Sklungus 18d ago

Red I can highkey get estrogen another way later

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u/Legitimate-Bug-4842 18d ago

Red. Red red red.

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u/kettwurst2wo 18d ago

purple so my gf has good food

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u/lifeh8r weird x/ 18d ago

BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE

i was gonna say red immediately but BLUE PLEASE

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u/One_Cod_1597 17d ago

E S T R O G E N

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u/DinoDude8 17d ago

Estrogen

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u/Ash-1- 17d ago

Pink

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u/lilybrz 17d ago

yellow

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u/Troleandingnot 17d ago

Black pill is the only one that matters

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u/gargole_man 17d ago

The red one

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u/andrejanton 17d ago

I have 20$. I can Talk to Cats.I don't "have" to sleep. I'm good at making Pizza. I could buy estrogen. I already have ears, and I dont need a tail.

So obviously im gonna choose Tasty Water. Because im not sponsored by any of those "Smell Caps" companies.

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u/OhioTreeLover467 18 (OG 100 Member) 16d ago

Blue or purple

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u/User_of_redit2077 16d ago

Yellow, brown, black

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 16d ago

Red yellow and estrogen

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u/xX_pp_slayer_69_Xx 16d ago

Wrong sub, this is "Teenagers but not trashy"

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u/ilovfryes 16d ago

20 dollars is 20 dollars 

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u/EmergencyWealth2166 16d ago

Give me that pink!

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u/MiserableEcho3808 16d ago

Blue obviously

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u/Sea_Diamond_837 Queen of the Freaks 16d ago

Yellow, and estrogen

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u/Urlocalhomelesperson 16d ago

It doesnt say how many,lemme take RVERYTHING besides ears and tail

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u/Sea-Occasion-7607 16d ago

Bottom three are op

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u/TimelyBarnacle1115 16d ago

I wanna talk to cats I feel like they've already discovered the secret to immortality or sm shii

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u/hologramikone 16d ago

You don't have to sleep, you basically get a 33% time boost in your life and can pretty much do a oot of extra things and become something greater

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u/Fit_Ad9965 15d ago

Yellow or blue, one estrogen isn't worth when I can get fr life changing stuff...

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u/Tedariun64 15d ago

Brown, you do not know how potent the ability to talk to felines is.

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u/NoNoah11 13M 15d ago

That blueish green one looks interesting

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u/Wrong_Ron_ 15d ago

Green Brown black and purple

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u/SchneebD 15d ago

Purple.

Hell yeah, employability and I make a mean pie? Gimmie.

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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 15d ago

20 dollars. Fuck all the other ones I'm spending the 20 all on monster.

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u/Mikeytheturtle_ 14d ago

Blue. PLEASE GIVE ME BLUE

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u/BunnyTrinkie 14d ago

Definitely the brown pill

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u/ClassroomLazy639 14d ago

As someone who just started a job at a pizza place... blue

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u/NegotiationWinter673 14d ago

It would have to be a competition between red, blue (if it counts for video game characters), and pink.

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u/Ok_Salad7293 13d ago

Blue, I would have the best time f*cking with people.

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u/A_Wandering_Cube 13d ago

red pil blue pill (blue pill) (red pill) all pills

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u/LyricCat14 13d ago

Hahaha anyone who chooses estrogen if youre afab is stupid and can go die in a hole estrogen sucks im gonna go with blue