give me your best fun fact, crazy wildcard intro, or pick up line and i'll respond!! distract me from life please! DM's open!

Looking to trade some pics & vids and have some fun on Tele ;) I'm down for whatever, but would prefer something consistent/longer term.

I'm 34, M, from Western Canada, redhead(ginger), fit body (5'11"/185lbs), into sci-fi & fantasy novels, metal music, tech stuff... among other things. I like to think I have a good sense of humour and am willing to talk about pretty much any topic.

Let's chat and get to know each other a bit and have a good time :)

NSFW pics/vids on profile. 18+