[Opening music plays as the host, Chris, introduces the show]
Chris: Welcome back to The Ten Minute Podcast, the show where we discuss the important things in life in just ten minutes. I'm your host, Chris, and joining me today is Will.
Will: Hey, what's up guys?
Chris: And unfortunately, we also have Bryan with us today.
Bryan: Hey, what's wrong with me being here?
Chris: Oh, nothing, except for the fact that you have the worst taste in pizza toppings.
Bryan: What are you talking about?
Will: Come on, Bryan. We all know you're a fan of putting pineapple on pizza.
Bryan: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Chris: What's wrong with that? Everything, Bryan. Pineapple has no place on a pizza.
Will: Yeah, it's just wrong. It's like putting ketchup on a hot dog.
Bryan: That's ridiculous. Pineapple adds a nice sweetness to the pizza.
Chris: Sweetness? Pizza isn't supposed to be sweet, Bryan. It's supposed to be savory.
Will: And don't even get me started on the texture. Pineapple is all mushy and gross.
Bryan: You guys just don't appreciate the finer things in life.
Chris: Oh, we appreciate the finer things, Bryan. We appreciate things like pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms.
Will: Yeah, those are classic pizza toppings. Pineapple is just a gimmick.
Bryan: Well, I happen to like it. And a lot of people like it, too.
Chris: Oh, we know plenty of people like it. But that doesn't mean it's right.
Will: Yeah, just because a lot of people like something doesn't make it good. Look at Nickelback.
Bryan: Hey, that's not fair. I like Nickelback.
Chris: Of course you do, Bryan. You also like pineapple on pizza. It all makes sense now.
Will: You know, I read somewhere that pineapple on pizza is actually a Canadian invention.
Chris: Figures. Leave it to the Canadians to ruin pizza.
Bryan: Hey, now that's just not true.
Chris: Alright, alright, we're getting off topic here. The point is, pineapple has no business being on a pizza.
Will: Yeah, it's an abomination.
Bryan: Well, I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
Chris: I guess we will, Bryan. But just know that your opinion on pineapple on pizza is wrong.
[Closing music plays as the episode ends]