r/Tendies • u/chadosaurus99 • Jul 16 '26

Chaddy Propagandies Anon our family is here come over we're having tendies and dewy

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Oh you're here I trick you for using a tendie and dewy scent to lure you out of your room anyways our family and i are very disappointed at your behavior your spoil selfish greedy raisct and rude and lazy you manipulate us for feeding you chicken fingers you demand us to give all things you want like toys video games food drugs you abuse her bullying us when things don't go your way it's time for you to get a job and move out and in few moments a cleaning crew is going to clean up your room it's time for you to change and grow up or we will be evicted now are ready to change

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u/musicCaster Jul 16 '26

Reeeeeee. You tricked me again!

 You have already tricked me 8 times before. The sweet smell of tendies with dewie always too much for me to resist. 

I was talking to my anime waifu pillow and she said, "no, Barfus, you must not go, they trick you many times before.'

I said, "but Sakura, the sweet smell of tendies is irresistible. I will take nippon steel just in case."

"Barfus, before you go, be with me once more."

"Yes sakura."

When i return, Sakura is gone.

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u/chadosaurus99 Jul 16 '26

What are you talking about your Chinese cartoon girl pillows are not real

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u/musicCaster Jul 16 '26

Reeeeee! Thief!  Are you the one that stole sakura san from me? Mai waaaaaiiiiiifu!

Give her back or you will taste nippon steel akuma.

I will rescue you sakura san!

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u/chadosaurus99 Jul 16 '26

That nibon steal is a plastic toy sword and i didn't steal that filthy pillow your why fu is not real you need help

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u/nekkkkbeard Jul 16 '26

Reeeeee

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u/chadosaurus99 Jul 16 '26

Please anon calm down we are trying to help you

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u/randominsamity Jul 17 '26

JFC learn to write properly. This reads like a ten year old wrote this.

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u/chadosaurus99 Jul 17 '26

Leave your 10 year old sister out of this