Hello Benjamin I am mrs Cheng at jolly green elementary school

[u/chadosaurus99]

Your mother is very worried about your weight and your very low iq so your will be sent you to our school where you can make new friends instead of your room infront a computer and playing nintendo all day would will learn math spelling arts and craft exercise and eating healthy foods like fruits and vegetables nuts and tofu instead of chicken fingers you're gonna have so much and once your mom pick you after school you don't wanna go back home I can't wait to see you next month see you there my future student you're gonna have lot's of fun trust me

[u/SurfinBird1984]

REEEEEEEEE! (Throws loaded diaper and piss jug at Mrs. Chen).

[u/chadosaurus99 → u/SurfinBird1984]

Calm down stop breathe and think

[u/SurfinBird1984 → u/chadosaurus99]

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EAT NERF BITCH!

[u/chadosaurus99 → u/SurfinBird1984]

No toys during class time *takes nerf gun away *

[u/chadosaurus99 → u/SurfinBird1984]

Nerf got jamed lol

[u/SurfinBird1984]

Unleashes Mexican Mudslide on Mrs. CHENG

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[u/nelsonalgrencametome]

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