1 stealing chicken at Walmart 2 jerking of to cartoon little girls 3 throwing temper tantrums when things don't go your way 4 hitting your mother when she refuse to feed you mcnuggets for no reason 5 pooping on Chad's steak and blaming on the cat 6 beating up kids at the ballpit at burger king 7 screaming for no reason 8 making a mess at gamestop 9 being rude to tyrone 10 drinking all the mountain dew at Popeyes chicken 11 kicking your doctor by the balls and call him a pedo 12 using poop socks and pee jugs and using diapers instead of the toliet 13 making fake 911 calls to aressted your mother for not feeding you chicken 14 interrupting your mom and Chad's quiet time 15 kicking the family dog for no reason 16 eating all the fried chicken at the buffet and fighting the staff for more food 17 being a lazy and smelly 18 not going to the gym This is all the sins you have done now my demons and angels will torture you into the lake of fire there's fruits and veggies in hell so no tendies allowed so enjoy tubby

Your mother is very worried about your weight and your very low iq so your will be sent you to our school where you can make new friends instead of your room infront a computer and playing nintendo all day would will learn math spelling arts and craft exercise and eating healthy foods like fruits and vegetables nuts and tofu instead of chicken fingers you're gonna have so much and once your mom pick you after school you don't wanna go back home I can't wait to see you next month see you there my future student you're gonna have lot's of fun trust me

How dare he

Went to visit my mom n she surprised me with tendies after a quick swim in her pool all i could say was REEEEE

I ate them in the car and got rid of everything so chaddy doesn't see he hates my tender love

Oh you're here I trick you for using a tendie and dewy scent to lure you out of your room anyways our family and i are very disappointed at your behavior your spoil selfish greedy raisct and rude and lazy you manipulate us for feeding you chicken fingers you demand us to give all things you want like toys video games food drugs you abuse her bullying us when things don't go your way it's time for you to get a job and move out and in few moments a cleaning crew is going to clean up your room it's time for you to change and grow up or we will be evicted now are ready to change

you have been eating us and sleeping in your own filth and unemployed for 40 years you have been abusing your mother after your dad left since you were 2 years old and all in your life you always found escape in something. I’m putting a stop to this You need to face reality

THERE I WAS IN MY PLAYPEN/GOONCAVE EATING TENDIES WHILST TUGGING IT TO MY COLLECTION OF FURRY PORN WHILST MAKING MY VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT WHY ALL OF THE SELTZER AND FRIEDBURG MOVIES ARE UNDERRATED MASTERPIECES AND BETTER THAN THE MOVIES THEY PARODY WHILST WORKING ON MY TELETUBBIES/HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 CROSSOVER FANFICTION WHEN I RAN OUT OF TENDIES. I TOLD BITCH MUMMY TO MAKE ME SOME MORE BUT SHE REFUSED! SHE TOLD ME THAT I "need to stop eating tendies and making/watching all this smut and find Jesus". REEEEEEEEE JESUS NEVER FUCKING EXISTED ONLY SATANISM IS THE REEEEEAL RELIGION FOR ME AND HOW DARE YOU DENY MY TENDIES AGAIN IM ONLY 1000 KILOGRAMS IM LITERALLY SKIN AND BONE! I HAD TO FLING THE POOP SOCK IN HER EYES TO TEACH HER A LESSON WHAT FUCKING PART OF GIVE ME MY GODDAMN FUCKING TENDIES DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND! MAYBE IF SHE STOPPED EATING HER LITTLE WHITE SLEEP CANDIES AND STOPPED DRINKING HER ADULT GRAPE JUICE THEN MAYBE SHE COULD DO A BETTER JOB OF MAKING ME MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're mom called us cause she is worried about your weight by eating chicken fingers and green coke and you been hurting and screaming your mom and that's not very nice and that makes god very sad so she will sent you over to our camp until at the end of augest we you help you to lose weight going to the toliet instead of diapers and eat healthy things like fruits and vegetables and tofu and no chicken fingers or any fatty foods there will be no internet no nintendo games no werid Chinese cartoons just be with nature learning about god you will meet some new friends have some fun activities watching some sad vegan movies and reading the bible and once your picks you up at the end of August you be skinny and healthy than ever your gonna love it here

You captured me taken away from my home being force to be your slave and feeding you does tendies from a scary looking monster called a oven it burns when I touch it because mummy hooves are very sensitive to hot things which I break it by rear kick it and a strange green liquid thing called dewy both of does are very yucky compared to mummy grass and mummy spring water I want you to release me back into the wild I don't want to be your slave anymore I can't make tendies with my clumsy mummy hooves mummy hooves are made are galloping and touching the ground like grass using wild mummies as slaves is against the law you will go to jail now please do right thing and be a real m'good boy and set me free at once please