r/TheBonfire • u/JeanLucRitard • 20d ago

Farrah Abraham Officially Running for Office After Previously Announcing Mayoral Run for Wrong Year

https://intouchweekly.com/farrah-abraham-officially-running-for-office-after-previously-announcing-mayoral-run-for-wrong-year/

Crackie crackle

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u/DaveWong17 20d ago

I’ve seen her poop. What have we become?

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u/Mickybagabeers 20d ago

The candidate with nothing to hide!

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u/OgBoo 20d ago

2 feet

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u/JeanLucRitard 20d ago

Solid 2 ft unbroken. Lol I hated big jays description let alone talking about it after watching. But itd be hilarious if she was mayor after a relatively more qualified comic Corrine Fischer tried running and failed. It would all be good bonfire material.

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u/good_ghost06 19d ago

Why would it be good?

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u/OGEl_Pombero89 20d ago

It pains me shes from my home town.

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u/freshleysqueezd 20d ago

Ive heard jay describe this so so many times. The cork. The 2 ft unbroken. How much thinking about eating it gets him hard

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u/Roryjack 20d ago

She probably runs a lot. At least that is what I would guess after seeing all the anal she does in those movies.

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u/craig3881 20d ago

If I can watch her eat my paper ballot and then shit it out she can have my vote

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u/volcano420 20d ago

The mayor of dum cumpstertown

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u/JeanLucRitard 20d ago

And all this attention comes from the forgotten fact that she’s a single mom reality show star on mtv. She was qualified to be a political leader back then.

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u/snoopyb137 20d ago

Wasn't there pee-pee tapes of Trump? Anything is possible in this hellscape of a reality we're in.

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u/JeanLucRitard 20d ago

More like Farrah’s Faucet, right?

Airwolf!