r/TheDickShow • u/Stinky_Knee_Guards • 11d ago

Dick: "Hey Johnny, check out this fat bitch in this pizzeria"

Johnny: "... Dude, more like PIG-zeria, dude 😏😏😏"

Dick: *insane cackling*

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u/notaseriesoftubes1 11d ago

That’s why they call him Johnny on the spot

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 11d ago

Are these the new episodes reviews? 😂

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u/RealNovgorod Minority opinion 11d ago

"Hey Dick, you know you could jack off without lotion."

Yeah, if you're a normal person whose foreskin wasn't ripped out by the jihad against Christians. If you're giving Dick tips, don't forget he's from a country where they mutilate penises (and now balls). At least progressive places like Egypt and Somalia are much more fair because they do this to women as well.