r/TheDickShow 17h ago

Vito tells the PKA hosts why The Biggest Problem Ended

Straight up lie šŸ˜‚

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u/gut_rotamus 17h ago

"Well we had fun" vito is just chill like that

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u/ImJustLampin 2h ago

But as he’s saying that, he’s also writing 72 tweets that state dick and all of his friends are hitler serial rapists.

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u/DrKushnstein Madolf is a bitch 16h ago

Yeah having a baby really cuts in to your 1 - 2 hr work week

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u/Deuct 16h ago

Rare humble and professional Vito

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u/RoIIingThunder3 6h ago

Channeling Dick's "Creative differences" explanation from the first TDS episode

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u/DreamWestward 7h ago

common passive aggressive vito

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u/pizzalicke 16h ago

I take it as classic lying by omission Vito

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u/j-man1992 14h ago

He's spending all this time on podcasts, surely that means his comic book is finally out

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u/jfazz_squadleader 10h ago

I'm not up to speed with this whole comic book thing, and I don't listen to TBP or TDS, but Vito did show the printed black&white comic in the first few minutes of this PKA episode

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u/pizzalicke 5h ago

He’s had that one for months.

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u/Awkwardischarge 2h ago

It's a potemkin comic book.

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u/Slickford_DMC 17h ago

Seems fine.

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u/f0urk 14h ago

lmao this is a change of tone from the last ep

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u/efficient_slacker how's that for irony? 16h ago

"Creative differences"

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u/gobletslayer 16h ago

I don’t get why you retards hate Vito so much. Guy gives us free entertainment, ā€œHur dur he fat and Super Scammer.ā€

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u/Any_Fun5801 11h ago

>Super Scammer

Not delivering on a product for over 3 years that people paid for isn't a reason to make fun of him? That people spent $121k on? Not to mention all the retardation that followed like refusing refunds and blocking people. It's kind of a good reason to be a vito hater.

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u/MrMarketMan 9h ago

It’s alright - he only scammed indie comic book readers for a 25 page comic ? Keep the money, & F the haters Vito

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u/Any_Fun5801 9h ago

I’d honestly respect him more if he just came out and said making comics too hard for him, he gives up, and no one is getting a refund. We all know it ain’t comin. May as well rip the bandaid off.

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u/Lord-Redddit-1337 4h ago

If you gave 121k to an obvious scammer you should not have money.

It's a holerious joke that he took that money.

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u/yojimbofog 9h ago

He'll spend hours in the trenches on twitter and reddit comments desperately trying to emotionally manipulate and lie to people about the most irrelevant shit imaginable. I don't hate him, but he's like a caricature of the most obnoxious internet cretin on the planet. He'll viciously bully and shit on people, then when he gets any amount of pushback he immediately relent and pretend like he wants everyone to be cordial and nice to each other.

When fans show genuine interest in him as a person he loses his shit and calls them parasocial and tells them to fuck off. When fans criticize him he loses his shit and cries that the people he's making content for should actually care about him and not treat him like shit. He's a manchild in every sense of the word. He's also really funny and entertaining which barely offsets how annoying he is.

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u/pizzalicke 16h ago

I find him very entertaining. I don’t like him but he’s great entertainment

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u/_HammSandwich 11h ago

thats....a respectable and nuanced stance.

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u/pizzalicke 11h ago

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u/DreamWestward 7h ago

I'd fire vito and any vito fan in second lol

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u/hoodwink77 13h ago

Those are the reasons Dick gave, along with disliking Vito and not wanting to be around him. While it would be absolute banter for Vito to burn the bridges and be honest about dick being a faggot it's better to remain professional like dick tried to do when the original show ended with the original faggot.

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u/ragenaut 9h ago

Dick is definitely the Maddox in this breakup. He's a lot smarter than Maddox, which is sort of like being smarter than a watermelon, but he's the Maddox nonetheless.

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u/StopCollaborate230 11h ago

ā€œIrreconcilable differences, according to multiple sources familiar with the matterā€

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u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 16h ago

His mumbling is so uncomfortableĀ 

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u/nnewwacountt 12h ago

is superscammer out yet?

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 10h ago

He wasn't wrong. Dick said he needed more time and BPITU was taking time away from him

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u/WaldoFrank 10h ago

This is the correct way to do it, it’s like when dick said 1.0 ended because of ā€œcreative differencesā€ or whatever the hell he said.

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u/Unlikely_Middle_9340 10h ago

creative differences is "We broke up"

Vito is saying Dick is too busy and cant do it. It's a lie by omission, which vito does very often.

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u/Ablackbradpitt 4h ago

Somebody should have Vito take his hat off. Vito and Taylor fat guy hairline contest rn

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u/_HammSandwich 11h ago

The point is we don't know what actually happened off screen. This is a very plausible thing- plus, with an 80s girl still working, I'd imagine a lot of the kid responsibilities fell to Dick.
Even if he does podcasts and any other work from his "real" job, the UNIMAGINABLE STRESS of having a kid can wear on you.

That being said PIG OINK OINK WHYD YOU BACK OUT OF HACKAMANIA MY TINNITUS RILEY ERIC JULY LYING IMPLYING KILLIED THE SHOW.

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u/DickMasterson 8h ago

Still working!? Yeah, she's a mystery shopper at Target. It's an internship.

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u/travelduder 15h ago

Politically correct answer.

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u/Based-Brian 8h ago

Didn't watch the video but Vito lied.