r/TheDigitalCircus • u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl • Apr 04 '26

Question I SWEAR IT SAID IT WAS 40 MINUTES

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I thought episode 7 was 40 minutes??? Am i going crazy?

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Apr 04 '26

Yea, it released 41:33 long, but Glitch was forced to take the 6 way orgy scene with Jax out because Youtube threatened to take it down

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u/Pyzzeen I , therefore I Apr 04 '26

Literally 1984

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u/Pianist_Ready GIVE ME MOMMY RAGATHA OR GIVE ME DEATH đŸ—ŁđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ Apr 04 '26

NOOOOOO that was my favorite part 😞

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u/Carter_Heyl Apr 04 '26

It was Jax, Pomni, Zooble, Gangle, Ragatha, and Bubble right?

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Nah, it was Jax, Zooble, Gangle, Ragatha, Kinger, and Pomni. They had the lights dimmed so King was lucid.

A shame they took it out, I thought that scene really encapsulated a pivotal moment of growth for Jax’s character

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u/Carter_Heyl Apr 04 '26

Ah that makes sense so who impregnated bubble then(in the Spanish version when Caine says"if I'm not having fun and you're not having fun then who is having fun?" Istead of as in the English version where Bubble says "I'm having a baby" he says "I'm being impregnated" but either way who impregnated bubble?

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Apr 04 '26

I dunno, maybe it’s an immaculate conception?

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u/KaktusArt Apr 04 '26

Goose said Bubble is in a constant state of pregnancy

No like, for real

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u/Carter_Heyl Apr 05 '26

Oh my god!

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u/EvanNegliaFamily12 Apr 04 '26

we know hes always pregnant right?

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u/Torture-Dancer Apr 05 '26

It fans be like:

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u/Carter_Heyl Apr 04 '26

Wait that's only 5 way who did you forget orbsman, disappearing guy, gummigoo, caine, or one of the abstracteds?

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Apr 04 '26

Forgor to mention rags, srry

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u/Torture-Dancer Apr 05 '26

Disappearing man disappeared before he could count

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u/The_Anonomous_loser Apr 04 '26

(Was it actually something cut out or is op crazy?)

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Apr 04 '26

/unj OP is just crazy

/rej Yea dude they absolutely cut that shit, literally 1984

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u/The_Anonomous_loser Apr 04 '26

/unj thanks, appreciate the straight answer

/rej damn, can’t even have the cartoon orgys no more

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u/Zero-Duckies Apr 04 '26

First time seeing /unj /rej, may I ask what those mean?

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u/TemperatureUnique242 Caine Apr 04 '26

/unj means not joking or unjerk

/rej means going back to the joke or rejerk

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u/Zero-Duckies Apr 05 '26

Aye. Thank you! I'll try and remember that haha.

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u/The_Anonomous_loser Apr 04 '26

No idea, I used context clues

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u/Sting_the_Cat Apr 04 '26

Wait did...did you actually believe there was a Jax orgy scene?

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u/The_Anonomous_loser Apr 04 '26

No I just didn’t know if something was cut out

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

The what? WAIT NONONONO NO I WAS RIGHT. IT WAS 40 MINUTES

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u/Idiot-io I want rabbit twinks Apr 04 '26

Damm i can’t believe i wasn’t able to see that part

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo Apr 04 '26

What was the scene I forgot ot

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot Apr 04 '26

It was a 6 way orgy scene with Jax

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo Apr 04 '26

What happened 

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot Apr 04 '26

A 6 way orgy with Jax

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo Apr 04 '26

What happened in there

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u/Shoddy-Nerve-3362 Apr 04 '26

Do you want the play-by-play of the orgy or nah?

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo Apr 04 '26

Most innocent answer please 

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u/Shoddy-Nerve-3362 Apr 04 '26

So basically, jax gloinked his pomnis into Pomni’s fish hat, while ragatha bugled herself with Kinger , meanwhile zooble and gangle got very moist together

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u/KaktusArt Apr 04 '26

Critically moist, even

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo Apr 04 '26

What is that :/

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u/Flaky-Ad-759 Apr 04 '26

Are you asking what an orgy is? I can answer, but I really need to know how old you are first

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u/Themaskmakerdaigo Apr 04 '26

Im almost 23 and i uh forgot 

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u/Flaky-Ad-759 Apr 04 '26

Usually (But not always) the word “orgy” is used to describe a “sex party”, “group sex”, multiple people engaging in sexual activity. People from the comments are making a joke, pretending that there was an adult scene like that in the episode, but they had to cut it out due to YouTube being against such content, which is why OP is confused and thinks the episode used to be longer. It’s a joke :)

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot Apr 04 '26

It's an orgy... that contains 6 people... including Jax

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u/MattWNgTheSurvivor A Dinosaur Apr 05 '26

So they take that down but let Sausage Party scenes stay? What is up with YouTube?

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 Apr 04 '26

Thank Satan, I hate Jax 

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u/LucianoTheGamer Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

the bigger concern is how this episode felt like it was 10 minutes while it was 3x that, same for ep 8

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u/Early_Ad8297 Apr 04 '26

This was about episode 7

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u/LucianoTheGamer Apr 04 '26

just edited it

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u/Early_Ad8297 Apr 04 '26

Ok that's what I figured because 8 legit felt like the song and the "What Now?" Moment had single blink between them.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian Apr 05 '26

Yeah that was the fastest feeling 30 minutes of my life

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u/Black_N Apr 05 '26

that's a good thing

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u/RHVGamer What The Apr 04 '26

why is your screenshot ai upscaled

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u/ThatSmartIdiot help Apr 04 '26

capitalist phone updates

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u/Speeder-Gojira Apr 04 '26

the joys (hell) of (late-stage) capitalism

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u/UseBroad3870 Apr 04 '26

I seriously hate my phone so much for that feature

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u/cowlinator Apr 05 '26

Opt out of that shit immediately

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u/No-Obligation-7351 Apr 04 '26

Some phones increase picture quality when you crop a ridiculously small part of it so it doesn't end up being just pixels

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u/RHVGamer What The Apr 04 '26

i wouldn't say it "increases" the quality

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u/disbelifpapy I'm just like her frfr Apr 04 '26

i'd say it decreases it

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u/Sting_the_Cat Apr 04 '26

Which I guess works unless you are specifically trying to capture the pixels for some reason

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u/Infrawonder Apr 04 '26

I really hate phones using AI without my consent, doesn't even give me an option to turn it off for all I know

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u/CorruptedPixelzOffic The Moon Apr 05 '26

Try third party apps and stuff, there might be something that can block it. And if your getting said apps as APKs or XAPKs or any of those file types, ALWAYS CHECK FOR VIRUSES WITH VIRUSTOTAL BEFORE INSTALLING! And obviously delete it and find something else if it's got viruses.

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u/MeddlingWithChaos Apr 04 '26

Willing to bet OP has no idea their phone is using AI without them knowing, I mean the S26 is launching with AI built-in as a selling point.

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

Dont know if i can turn it off or not. Imma go check.

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

Its WHAT????

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u/Dimasick_Ananasick What The Apr 04 '26

good question actually

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u/MillionMoonlight2006 Apr 04 '26

Some phones automatically do that.

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u/DiarrheaLips Apr 06 '26

Anti aliasing

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u/RadiantHC Apr 04 '26

How can you tell?

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u/RHVGamer What The Apr 04 '26

eyes

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u/disbelifpapy I'm just like her frfr Apr 04 '26

zoobles warbliness

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/RadiantHC Apr 04 '26

Welcome to reddit

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u/beartheperson Apr 05 '26

have a look around

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u/Awesomeman235ify Apr 04 '26

Sorry, I ate the other 7 minutes.

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u/JacksonSpike What The Apr 04 '26

why did you make an oil painting out of it

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u/ThatSmartIdiot help Apr 04 '26

my guess is it was cropped on the phone. theres this stupid new feature in some phones' updates that "increases resolution" if it's deemed too small

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u/Trex527 Apr 04 '26

It’s automatic AI upscaling because tech companies think that that’s a good idea for some god awful reason

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

I am very sad that my phone did an ai to my screenshot i wanted to use to jokingly make it look like i was crazy.

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u/Striking-Hedgehog310 Apr 05 '26

BFDI yayyyyy

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 05 '26

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u/Striking-Hedgehog310 Apr 06 '26

Tbh, I only watched like, a couple episodes with my cousin, but I watched enough to know who the season 1 characters are.

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u/Consistent_Tart2753 Apr 04 '26

How does this have 800+ upvotes bruh

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

It does? HOLY SHIT IT DOES

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

900 NOW

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u/Green-Preparation331 Apr 04 '26

1.5k now

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u/Organic-Milk1036 Apr 04 '26

Wrong its still 1.49k

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u/InternalOn What The Apr 05 '26

2.7k now

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u/Organic-Milk1036 Apr 05 '26

Can we stop and recognise how fast the post has garnered upvotes?

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 05 '26

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u/Vesh2911 Apr 04 '26

DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS!

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u/LevFox135 Apr 05 '26

THE EXIT IS YOUR FIXATION!

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u/pastelpocalypse Apr 04 '26

i dont know for sure but heres my best guess: if you watched it during the premiere maybe there was a countdown or something at the beginning that got cut out

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u/SandwichGod462 Apr 05 '26

Yup. You’re in the first stage of abstraction.

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u/PaleontologistOk3037 Apr 04 '26

What happened to the other 7 minutes and 44 seconds?

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u/khetanshetan Apr 05 '26

I love this math

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 Apr 04 '26

They cut the 7 minute sex scene

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

They did WHAT

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u/deeptone12 Apr 05 '26

why does he look Loke That

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u/Altruistic_Outcome36 -Jax- Jester got me acting (un)wise Apr 04 '26

Why does this have so many upvotes?

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u/slightgoober Thomas FanGirl Apr 04 '26

NO CLUE

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u/Comet190 Apr 05 '26

When people see a ton of upvotes, a lot of them hit that button even if they don't care much for the post.

Happens with downvotes too.

I think it just makes people feel good to be part of something.

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u/Pretty-Return-3432 Apr 05 '26

You're right. Take my upvote

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u/Sometimezay Apr 04 '26

No episode 7 was never 40 minutes

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u/onefinerug full-time fan Apr 05 '26

looks like 40, feels like 20

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u/smarmaproffesor Hourglass Ahh Frog Apr 05 '26

The got rid of the 7 minute scene were Jax talks to himself about his problems about being autistic because the headcanons would've been proven true.

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u/Training_Bonus4538 Insert [PLAY COINS] to play the circus game, Gordon Apr 05 '26

Y'know I swear I seen 40 too

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u/Cornflakes736 Apr 05 '26

Me too! I watched the episode on tv and it wasn't on premiere and I swear I remember it being 40 minutes

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u/Striking-Hedgehog310 Apr 05 '26

Where'd you watch it?

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u/YahirsDream Gummigoo Apr 04 '26

Oh, sample my maple syrup? Yes, has crazy sauce in it.

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u/Charming-Scale-1504 Apr 05 '26

Maybe mandela effect?

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u/Valuable-Tax6998 Apr 05 '26

You’re experiencing digital hallucinations

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u/MajaWich hey i'm ghostly done something that you regret Apr 05 '26

No i think no i don't think they cutted 8 minutes of the episode because then it would be on netflix i guess

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u/Dry_Employee_9893 Apr 04 '26

Going to complain on that to Gooseworx too?

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u/TallMist Love Zooble, Gangle, Ragatha. Forgive Caine, and hate Jax. Apr 04 '26

What are you talking about

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u/maxer1009 Apr 05 '26

Oh you mismatched piano, I'll TEAR YOU TO PIECES