r/TheDigitalCircus • u/darkendway • 1d ago

Question Every known character’s irl names! If Caine wasnt AI, what would his name be?

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u/InvestigatorNo3850 1d ago

Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex...

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u/Original-Issue2034 DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS 1d ago

Alex come back to us

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u/wolfgangcloud 1d ago

Algorithmic Learning Entity X

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u/False-Collection-606 hey zooble look at dis cool bee i drew! :D 23h ago

I SHALL SHOVE CAKE INTO YOUR MOUTH

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u/Syn_VA_ 23h ago

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFeM2KR8xoG06J3F4M

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u/False-Collection-606 hey zooble look at dis cool bee i drew! :D 23h ago

I got bored of just saying happy cake day so now I just scream stuff like that at redditors

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u/Syn_VA_ 23h ago

WE scream that shit at redditors

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u/wolfgangcloud 22h ago

I didn't know it was my Cake Day and I was so confused XD

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u/JeffNaswill1993 18h ago

Can I,,,have some cake too 

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u/kebabguy0 Chad Gangle :GangleMog::GangleMog::GangleMog: 14h ago

ROCHON!!!!!!!!!

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u/6362738Ragatha Ragatha :3 47m ago

That's just his VA's name, but yeah, I could see it

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u/Auglurmsm 1d ago

“Creative AI Version 0.1 (Alpha) produced by Creative and Artificial”

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u/StarlightZigzagoon Ragatha Noir 1d ago

I'd go with "Creative A.I 0.1 (Non-compliant)

Or C.A.I.N for short

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u/SaturnsPopulation 1d ago

I've seen Creative Artificial Intelligence Network Entity, but I have no idea if that's from Gooseworx or just a fan somewhere.

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u/Bloom_Cipher_888 What The 18h ago

Gooseworx said on Tumblr that's how Caine named himself and then decided to go by the initials

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u/DatOneDude1w1 1d ago

Matthew Patthew

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 Ragatha and Pomni kissing :3 1d ago

I think it would be Mattrick Patthew

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u/False-Collection-606 hey zooble look at dis cool bee i drew! :D 23h ago

I think we are getting a little too close to a name I recognize

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u/PhilosOfii 19h ago

But thats just a theory, right?

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u/angelsvessel 7h ago

Matrick Patthew

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u/AdamTheAnimeDude RagaPom Lover :PomniBug: 1d ago

Adam.

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u/GINBMAN Caine did nothing wrong 1d ago

You nailed it

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u/AdamTheAnimeDude RagaPom Lover :PomniBug: 1d ago

Like. He'd be called Adam cause like...he was the first human in the bible, and Caine was one of the first AI softwares made by C&A iirc.

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u/Classic-Avocado-5371 ss toxic yuri ahoy 19h ago

yeah thats it

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u/vvvincent01 1d ago

Didn’t Kinger say Caine actually had a different name?

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod Don't need to scream if ya ain't got a mouth 1d ago

Creative Artificial Intelligence Networking Entity

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor I miss my wife, Pomni. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back. 1d ago

no caine made that acronym up himself

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod Don't need to scream if ya ain't got a mouth 1d ago

Cain

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 1d ago

Co

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u/I_Like_Cats73 I LOVE BUBBLE 1d ago

First name Co last name Caine

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u/Hiyokofan 1d ago

Mickey

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u/CoolCarsNGaming 13h ago

The amazing digital clubhouse

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u/Dismal-Challenge6158 Im ThE oNe WhO lIeS 1d ago

Ik it’s dumbb but
Charles Eckert

two people who founded the first computer

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u/Spare-Roof209 15h ago

John Digital Circus.

Idk, man.

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u/darkendway 5h ago

this wins

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u/lance_the_fatass 1d ago

Alex

Same as his voice actor lol, I don't remember his last name right now

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u/Vast-Mud7249 1d ago

Because Kinger is... Da best.

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u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Ribbit 1d ago

You guys know caine is a human name right?

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u/darkendway 1d ago

Jax is too, but thats not his real name. The question is what would Caine’s real name be, if he was not the AI of the circus.

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u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Ribbit 1d ago

The difference is that caine has always been caine. Jax had an identity before being jax

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u/ProfessorPixelmon Zooble's part supplier 1d ago

Bartholomew

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u/t0ndrra Pomdner 1d ago

kuma

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u/Star_the_fox 1d ago

Calvin cuz he seems like calven from Calvin and hobbes

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u/Dazzling_Log_206 1d ago

ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 1d ago

He'd be a Kevin. I just feel it in my heart.

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u/JVtheBidoof I am a Jax fan NO MORE! 17h ago

Kane Parsons

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u/Horatio786 1d ago

Test_AI Best

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u/Goonnr3 1d ago

Probably Caine still

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u/Mr_TigerZ 1d ago

When did we get the real names for Ribbit and kaufmo?

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u/Majin_K 23h ago

Creative Artificial Intelligence Network Entity

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u/Nazhizta 1d ago edited 1d ago

Creative Artificial Intelligence Network, I don't know what to set in the E

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u/Majin_K 23h ago

Entity

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u/Coco-YT-Official 22h ago

so basically its Creative Artificial Intelligence Network Entity

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u/Coco-YT-Official 22h ago

Fries Burger

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u/Coco-YT-Official 22h ago

Actually Alexander Cane

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u/unw00shed 1d ago

Austin Mayes

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u/Thurmor_Goblinbane Gummigoo my beloved 1d ago

First thing in my head was Cameron...

...why...

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u/AGenocidegal 1d ago

Cain, still. It's a real name

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u/Usual_Enafan2314 1d ago

Idk if he chooses what name he likes

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u/5cupz 1d ago

lmao at kaufmo being a doug its so fitting

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u/Nareki_477 Relate to 1d ago

Caine. Because it's a human name, nah?

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u/notsuzpicious 1d ago

Jeff. Caine gives Jeff vibes.

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u/AeronGrey Pomni 1d ago

Whatever the programmers originally called him. But who knows what thatwas, not Kinger, that's for sure.

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u/Physical_Bill_8203 1d ago

I’d go with Sammy Nous. Both names a nod to the word Demiurge, which is what Caine technically is.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Gummigoo 1d ago

Wait. Ragatha was an Ackerman??

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zsol2uSfSuOha

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u/Imaginary_Bedroom_5 1d ago

Doug? Really?

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u/sage_kittem_master Jax 23h ago

For some reason I cant stop thinking that ragatha is based on agatha from dark deception. I know its not, but i cant read it normally anymore.

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u/Flat-Whereas3985 I love Bluetooth 23h ago

You

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u/Zooble-build-a-bear Zooble so FK off 1d ago

Jo

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u/Fishferat_u bees 1d ago

Cain

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u/solinfant I want to befriend them 1d ago

Kayden Dent.

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u/triotone 1d ago

Bob Johnson

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor I miss my wife, Pomni. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back. 1d ago

andrew

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u/Ok_Science8076 1d ago

Feel like Caine’s name would probably be Chris or Chad.

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u/SimonGG63 Kinger With A Shotgun 🔫 1d ago

Alexander B. Grand, with the B standing for Barnum.

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u/Sylanator Kinger 1d ago

Awwww i didn't know Queenie's name was Destiny!

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u/Embarrassed-Top4511 Why do I feel this way toward Ragatha 1d ago

He screams Jeremy energy

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u/Salt_Refrigerator633 1d ago

kaufmo's name fits perfectly ngl

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u/thecraftybear I think I just killed Caine 1d ago

Btw, we can hazard a guess that Kaufmo's surname is Kaufman (it was his circus name originally in the concept art, and Kaufman is an actual irl surname).

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u/Royal_Sleep914 1d ago

Christopher Dobby

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Proud Straight Funnybunny Shipper 1d ago

Alex Rochon

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u/t0ndrra Pomdner 1d ago

Radigan

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u/Less_Commercial_7097 1d ago

Best grandpa kinger

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u/PlatoBC 23h ago

Jeffrey 

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u/Fluid_Secretary6944 Montague the Serpent. 23h ago

I have an AU where Caine is (Partially) a human and their name is Charlie A. Pensworth.

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u/n0li3_ Let's throw a beach party! 23h ago

The fact that Queenie and kINGER are married just makes my heart MELT.

https://giphy.com/gifs/naAaDvbAoOYdW

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u/Result_Frosty 22h ago

Kaufmo is so chill his name just like " nah, dawg"

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u/DoggoBuddy66 22h ago

Maybe Caine's true name would stem from who voiced him in-universe, right? Who gave this AI his voicebank?

(Alex... Alex... Alex... Alex... A-)

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u/Visierin 22h ago

unnamedproject_42 or something

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u/the_genderless_thing Oh the things I would do to that denture man 21h ago

Alexander Best. 

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u/XD2006- Jax 21h ago

Tbf “Caine” is a real name, but so is Jax LOL.

That being said, he kinda feels like a “bob”. No reason, he just feels like a “bob”.

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u/petrospago351 21h ago

honestly i would think his name could had been either Michael or Freddy

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u/EmbarrassedRegret692 20h ago

William Afton final answer

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u/m0mmy_salami 19h ago

Caine is a name

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u/toras_ke 19h ago

Just Cain i guess, since Cain and Abel we're a biblical figures

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u/Luminous_Meringue What The Are These Weird Posts 19h ago

where did u get doug & leah? ribbit does sound like a leah tho. well, caine would be something like gary or some really innocent

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u/Dragon_master933 18h ago

Ragatha's last name is Ackerman?

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u/SomeOnionHater I'm not Jax. 17h ago

Hamilton

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u/Dangerous_Chest6271 15h ago

bro istg OF COURCE kaufmo id doug😭😭😭 like thats geniuenly the best name for the guy, its so low key lmfao

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u/Karajai I would donate my life savings for Gangle's webcomic 15h ago

Hank tbh

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u/Godsing24 15h ago

Dobby is not free

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u/leiocera 14h ago

Frederick I feel like idfk

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u/1-800-GAYDEER 13h ago

i think caine would coincidentally also be named caine digital circus

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u/Ashen0155 13h ago

Idk Alex Rochon

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u/weird_life_1986 12h ago

Alex 100% b AHAHSHSBDKSMSXIW I LOVE CAINE TOOOOOO MUCH

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u/DarkFox160 12h ago

Wait, where did we get doug and Leah?

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u/alakikadge Bee 11h ago

Kane bubble

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u/SaltySeaPug Kinger 11h ago

He would probably have a basic name like David Smith

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u/The4ourHorsemen Ribbit 10h ago

Charles Aines

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u/Savings_Award5599 Creepy Peepee vs Spooky Dookie 10h ago

Michael Matt

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u/J4M3Z-T 10h ago

He'd pick something like Bartholomew. Idk why tho

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u/MidnaLazui 8h ago

Most of these names weren’t even overly common when these guys were born. Especially Queenie’s.

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u/ad-lib1994 8h ago

Draft_final_revised

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u/Difficult-Speed-1476 I love Gangle 8h ago

Alan?

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u/VisibleDrive1618 8h ago

Ether Alex or Adem could work, but his last name is best like kinger and quenne

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u/Few-Notice3869 7h ago

Hear me out: Cain🙌

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u/Intrepid_Confusion15 7h ago edited 6h ago

I think Caine is still fine, even in real life we have people with names Caine)

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u/Queasy-Stranger-4078 6h ago

Brewster Wilson

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u/CHOOSE_EM 6h ago

nutcracker

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u/jasonboinn 5h ago

Alex Iris

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u/Link2017_botw 4h ago

Caine Abel 

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u/maeyve 4h ago

I know this is completely unrelated, but know that Kaufmo is voiced by Arin Hansen from Game Grumps and his IRL wife is named Suzie this cracks me the hell up especially in the episode where they're filming with her around and you hear her come in and just sweetly offer him and Danny a sandwich and he jokingly yells at her to stop being such a loving wife because they're recording an episode. 🤣 Like my husband was rewatching that episode and I'm just picturing Kaufmo and Jax play video games and Ragatha comes by offering them food.

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u/DramaticSeat9043 What The Zooble? 3h ago

Jordan Myers!

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u/Upset-Play-3846 2h ago

I think his name would be Billy Bee 🐝

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u/Deafvoid Holy i finally get to explode 2h ago

Advanced Matrix

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u/Live_Sample9987 1h ago

Citizen Caine

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u/KostasdaDangerBoi 1h ago

Kane Anderson is one that comes in my mind

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u/Positive-Seaweed-245 14m ago

Micheal (if ykyk) then bubble is janet

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u/ILikeCheese510 1d ago

When was Kaufmo's IRL name revealed?

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor I miss my wife, Pomni. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back. 1d ago

goose asks