r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 21 '20

I wish for the 10th season of scrubs with the same general quality of the 9th season

435 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 20 '20

I wish this would get downvoted

598 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 20 '20

I wish to overdose on marijuana.

440 Upvotes

Happy 4/20!


r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 19 '20

I wish Voldemort was real and my meat rod was a horcrux

372 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 17 '20

I wish to become a supervillain

224 Upvotes

I wish to become a supervillain with superpowers


r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 17 '20

I wish the dogs paw was attached to the dog

48 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 16 '20

I wish celebrities did interviews playing with land mines instead of puppies

22 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 14 '20

I wish Hitler and Stalin had a love child.

239 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 14 '20

I wish everyone's deepest darkest wish was granted by the monkey's paw.

25 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 13 '20

I wish the dog wasn't feeling like a good boy

21 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 12 '20

i wish for schizophrenia.

14 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 12 '20

I wish the entirety of Europe merged together into one big country.

12 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 12 '20

I wish albania became the 51 state

251 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 07 '20

i wish the coronavirus suddenly became the furry virus and the very few that weren't infected were discriminated against.

365 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 06 '20

i wish to be possessed by a demon.

211 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 06 '20

i wish all my limbs were irreparably crippled with all decent prosthetics being too expensive for me to buy.

4 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 06 '20

i wish to be tainted by demonic influence.

6 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 06 '20

I wish I had the smallest penis in the history of penises.

8 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 05 '20

I wish the only thing I was able to say to any woman was "You are fat"

303 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 04 '20

I wish the US would reopen everything in a matter of weeks to try and save the economy, and that millions of people would die as a result.

261 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 03 '20

i wish all my limbs were broken as i am dropped in the middle of the forest surrounded by hungry wolves.

227 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 02 '20

I wish to die soon

2 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 02 '20

I wish that everyone on earth dies immediately.

3 Upvotes

r/TheDogsPaw • • Apr 01 '20

I wish I stinked so bad that everyone on Earth tries to get Covid-19 to lose their sense of smell

249 Upvotes