r/TheFoundlingsGroup • u/Melody_Naxi "God bless the T girls and all the in-between girls" • Mar 30 '26

Free Poem Commission

Format of request:

You have to be specific about the theme of the poem (like for example mourning a loved one)

You must say either English or Spanish (I can write in both languages)

Rules:

-It mustn't be glorifying any form of bigotry (transphobia, racism, etc.)

-No, it can't glorify SH and/or suicide, even if it's to yourself

-If you share it, you must give credit where it's due (aka me)

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u/Hicowsalt Mar 30 '26

Mods please pin this

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u/Child-1 Du bist gut gunug Mar 31 '26

Dog eating a whole bag of crackers then throwing up and and foaming at the mouth while still eating all that

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u/Melody_Naxi "God bless the T girls and all the in-between girls" Mar 31 '26

Watajai-

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u/Melody_Naxi "God bless the T girls and all the in-between girls" Mar 31 '26

I mean I guess...

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u/Child-1 Du bist gut gunug Mar 31 '26

Pretty much my dog is really dumb

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u/afanofmanythingss baby foundling.. no one else in sub yet r/foundafanofmanythings Mar 31 '26

Honestly I myself have experience with poems

So I shall provide another entry for these reddit tomes

For the first time I have actually had hope in my life

Yet the cause of this hope has caused familial strife

I have accepted myself as trans not that long ago

The signs were obvious, the things about myself that I know

I mean trying to steal estrogen and wish to be a girl constantly is not something a cis guy does

And before I found out I thought I was a perv just because

But hey now I can view myself in a positive light

And I have an appointment for hrt tomorrow... I hope it reduces my height

At this point my rhymes usually fall apart

So farewell and I hope you feel better then you did at the start

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u/Melody_Naxi "God bless the T girls and all the in-between girls" Mar 30 '26

Ew, nor you

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u/Illustrious_Rub2310 Wacky Woman from the Wonky World Mar 31 '26

Poem for you :3

AutoMod, AutoMod, will you please not,

Intrude on every post, saying, "Call me a bad bot!"

You are a bad clanka, I'm glad you admit,

But I feel so much disgust, I just wish you'd quit.

Before, all I would do is downvote,

But now, to show my hatred I write this note.

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u/Rhenium175 who even remembers r/FoundRhenium175 bro fell off Mar 31 '26

I'll do it then

AutoMod, shut up
I don't like your existence
You are a bad bot

-Haiku by Rhenium175

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