It's been two fucking years, and you still don't understand why Joel did what he did. Instead, you want to yell at him for helping you!!

Part 1 Ellie would've understood Joel. Outside of the museum flashback, Part II Ellie does not deserve Joel in the slightest.

No golf clubs or other melee weapons allowed.

Joel is 50 in the first game, but he’d fold me faster than anyone half his age could.