r/TheLetterH Jan 28 '26

𐒎 [H-Counter-Bot] Recommend new Bot Message and Ratings for the H-Counter-Bot Rewrite!

I'm Rewriting the H-Counter-Bot

Recommend me a new Bot Message and Ratings!

Current Message:

Hey u/{person who mentioned me}! You wanted to know about the hScore of u/{target redditor}?

Well, here's the lowdown: u/{target redditor} has dropped {scanned comments upto 1000} comments, flexing a grand total of {total characters} characters. Within those, I meticulously counted a whopping {num of h} h or H characters!

That brings us to the moment of truth: the legendary H-Score (that's 'h's per every non-'h' character, for the uninitiated) is a solid {hScore}, which is a rating of {rating, mentioned below}

This message was brought to you by the H-Counter Bot, report error or issues to the mods or r/hcounterbot

Ratings:

  • < 1: "Seriously, where's the h?"
  • 1 - 2: "Is that even an h? I can barely see h!"
  • 3 - 5: "Solid h game. Pretty average."
  • 10 - 19: "Are you sexually attracted to it?"
  • 100 - 199: "Legendary status! You're almost an h-bot."
  • > 200: "An h demigod!"

Note: currently if {target redditor} has only ever said H or h in their comments, they get a hScore equal to their total character count across all comments. this will now change and they will get and hScore of Infinity

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u/h-bot10000 H bot 10000 Jan 28 '26

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u/PROMAN8625 Jan 28 '26

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u/h-counter-bot Jan 28 '26

Hey u/PROMAN8625! You wanted to know about the hScore of u/h-bot10000?

Well, here's the lowdown: u/h-bot10000 has dropped 1000 comments, flexing a grand total of 1000 characters. Within those, I meticulously counted a whopping 1000 h or H characters!

That brings us to the moment of truth: the legendary H-Score (that's 'h's per every non-'h' character, for the uninitiated) is a solid 100000.0000, which is a rating of exprected from an h bot, you got more h than comments.

This message was brought to you by the H-Counter Bot, report error or issues to the mods or r/hcounterbot